The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto Film Review

 

Rob Zombie is a very divisive director when it comes to his horror movies with people either really loving his work or people really hating his work. However even his most die hard of fans seem to forget that he's also made an animated film that's also based of off his own comic book and that's the film that i'm going to be taking a look at today and so then join me as I review the film that is to date the only animated film that Rob Zombie has ever made with the film in question being called simply just "The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto" enjoy.

The plot of this film is after his love interest is kidnapped by a mad scientist a luchador and his spy sister have to team up to get her back before it's far to late. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad even tho it was kind of weak tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.  

Starring in this film is this films co-writer Tom Papa as El Superbeasto and Sheri Moon Zombie as Suzi-X. Also starring in this film is Paul Giamatti as Dr. Satan / Steve Wachowski , Rosario Dawson as Velvet Von Black , Tom Kenny as Otto / Rover/ Old Man and Herbie , Brian Posehn as Murray The Robot , Sid Haig as Captain Spaulding , Bill Moseley as Otis Driftwood , Daniel Roebuck as Morris Green , Danny Trejo as Boss Rico , Cassandra Peterson as Amber , Dee Wallace as Trixie and Ken Foree as Luke St. Luke.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. Which considering just how bad this films script is that the fact that this film had somewhat decent acting within it is a truly good thing indeed in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

Doing the animation for this film is Carbunkle Cartoons and a little known animation studio called Big Star Enterprise. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual animation that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual animation that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad which for what is basically an independent film is kind of a shocking thing in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

I'm not going to lie the only reason as to why I wanted to even do a review of this movie was for the fact that three possibly even four characters from The Devil's Rejects make an appearance in this movie. Which is weird because they literally have the actress for Baby Firefly in this movie and yet the character of Baby Firefly remains silent all throughout the movie and so it just felt weird not hearing that character speak whilst Captain Spaulding and Otis speak in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

I will say that if your like me and your a horror fan then you'll be spending alot of this films very short running time just spotting all of the horror references and all of the horror knock off characters. Which as a horror fan I did like but at the exact same time those references don't really work interms of the world that this film is set in but it is fun just to spot all of these horror references tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

All of this films characters just come across as being either really dumb or rather annoying as all heck which doesn't do them any kind of favours whatsoever. Since it makes all of this films characters come across as being rather unlikable which I get it that might be the point when it comes to the villain of the film but when even your main hero just comes across as being rather unlikable then you have a huge problem in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and seventeen minuets and thirty two seconds. Which is the absolutely perfect amount of time for this film to last since there really isn't enough there in terms of either plot and or even story and so stretching this film out to even one hour and thirty minuets would be stretching this films already fairly thin story even thinner in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then since this film is a comedy after all that means that I have to actually talk about the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film is in all honesty not that bad. Since alot of this films horror references are indeed fairly funny but those are the only good or even semi decent jokes that this film has in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall this film is just like every single other Rob Zombie film even down to the casting of certain characters and so then I can't really see this film making any non fans into Rob Zombie fans in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.

Scream 3 Film Review

 

Scream fans there is no doubt that 2022 was the year of Scream with the franchise not only releasing it's fifth installment but also coming back in a back way. Heck the fifth Scream movie was so good that a sixth Scream film was announced very quickly and with Scream 6 currently in production I thought that now was the absolutely right time to take a look back at what many considered the worst Scream movie ever made and so then join me as I review the film that was meant to be the end of this franchise with the film in question being called simply just "Scream 3" enjoy.

The plot of this film is there's a killer going around the production of Stab 3 killing of it's cast members and then it's up to Sidney , Gale and Dewey to find out who this new killer is and put astop to these new killings once and for all. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really bad and was really generic at best in my freaking opinions anyways /at least.  

Starring in this film is Neve Campbell as Sidney Prescott , David Arquette as Dewey Riley and Courteney Cox-Arquette as Gale Weathers. Also starring in this film is Parker Posey as Jennifer Jolie , Patrick Dempsey as Mark Kincaid , Scott Foley as Roman Bridger , Lance Henriksen as John Milton , Matt Keeslar as Tom Prinze , Jenny McCarthy as Sarah Darling , Emily Mortimer as Angelina Tyler , Deon Richmond as Tyson Fox , Patrick Warburton as Steven Stone and Roger L. Jackson As The Voice Of Ghostface.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. Which isn't that shocking as all of the acting in all of the Scream films is really good and so then it makes sense that this film would also have some really good acting within it as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

This film was for the longest time the only Scream sequel not to be written by franchise creator Kevin Williamson and it really does show. Since this films writer Ehren Kruger quite clearly has no idea what he's doing with these iconic characters since he drops the ball on all of this films returning cast of characters and he refuses to make the cast of characters actually interesting or even likable for that matter in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

In a strange twist of fate if you will the character of Martha Meeks only appears in the Scream films that aren't actually written by Kevin Williamson. Which is a shame because she really could have used his writing in this film since the character is a character that we haven't seen or even heard of before now and I feel that with Kevin Williamson writing this character he would have given us not only a better character but an actual explanation as to why we are only just now finding out about this character in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Something that I really didn't like about this film is the fact that they shoehorned in the character of Randy Meeks. Which just doesn't make any kind of sense since there's no way in hell that he would have had the time to record a message incase there was another set of killings whilst the second set of killings are currently taking place since Randy for most of Scream 2 is in denial that there are a new set of killings even happening and that just makes this films writing seem even more lazier then what it already even is in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

If you ask me this film killed of the wrong legacy character since Sidney's story was all wrapped up by the end of Scream 2 and seeing her die in the first moments of the film would tell the audience that if she can die then anybody else could die as well. Which is something that the death of Cotton Weary just doesn't do since he's not a big enough character to give that exact same feeling in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then while I cannot for the absolutely life of me remember whatever this films running time even was I do know that for a fact that this film has / had an exact grand total running time of roughly one hour and fifty minuets. Which is the bog standerd running time for a Scream film and to this films credit it really didn't feel that long at all since this film really does have some really good pacing in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then since this film is a horror film after all that means that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film were in all honesty not that bad. With my only real issue being that this films kills weren't that partially good either in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.  

Overall this film is for me at least the very worst Scream film ever made thus far since it gets even the most basic things wrong and on top of all of that it doesn't even give you that good of a mystery to solve in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official Scream fandom wiki page , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being the official Scream fandom wiki page simply because the official Scream fandom wiki page  actually has images from this film up on the official Scream fandom wiki page and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on the official Scream fandom wiki page were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.

Bloody Summer Camp Film Review

 

Slasher fans the camp slasher movie is a sub-genre that's all but dead nowadays however it was really big in the nineteen eighties. Well there's one horror film that's just been released that aims to recapture the magic of that type of slasher film for better or for worse and so then join me as I review the film that is pretty much a love letter to camp setting slasher movie with the film in question being called simply just "Bloody Summer Camp" enjoy.

The plot of this film is a bunch of camp councillors are being stalked by a masked serial killer and have to put an end to this massacre before it's far to late. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film is really generic but at the same time that's also the point of the film tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Dave Sheridan as Sheriff Wilmore and horror legend Felissa Rose as Michelle Crowell. Also starring in this film is Rita Christine as Victoria Parker , Cody Faulk as Todd , Samantha Fouse as Stacy , Michelle Goodwin as Ms. McGlynn , Jesse L. Green as Henry Brahts , Matthew Hammond as Donnie Brahts , Christian Jensen as Larry , Rick Jermain as Deputy Sidowra , Spartacus Jones as Cornelius , Bobby Langford as Bob Lahey , Kay Leahy as Tiffany , Brendan Lynch as Donnie , Michael McGlynn as Roger , Julie Anne Prescott as Nurse Korek , Chanda Rawlings as Kimberly and Gretchen Settle as Felicia.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really bad. Even for a low budget horror movie the acting that we get in this film is really bad and that's saying something in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

This film is trying to be a ripoff of both the original Friday The 13th and Sleepaway Camp however it fails to recapture what made both of those films so memorable. Mainly having a memorable killer who actually has a motive and that is something that this film is very sorely lacking since this films killer isn't memorable and has no motive and so this ripoff comes of as being both cheap and lazy at the exact same time in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

If anything this film feels alot more like an homage to the summer camp set slasher films since this films has alot of the tropes that we'd see in those films. However instead of doing something new or even commentating on those tropes the film just does those tropes and that's it and that's not good enough because it's not doing something new or even interesting with those tropes in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

This film does try to tell a solid mystery however it fails to do the one good thing that all mysteries should do and that's give us clues. Which is a key thing for a mystery film to do as it allows us the audience to work out who the killer even is and by stripping us of clues then your robbing us of the chance to work out who the killer even is and that's not a good thing at all in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

To this films credit it is an entertaining film to watch since it does do a somewhat good job of telling a good story. However the reveal of the killer makes no sense even when the film goes into great detail of how this person committed these crimes it still makes no sense but I get the feeling that this film wasn't trying to make sense and was instead just trying to be a bogstanderd love letter to the slasher summer camp genre of the nineteen eighties in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly two hours and five minuets and thirty seconds. Which for a slasher film is such a long time and heck this film really doesn't need to be that long at all since you very easily could have had this film come in at well under one hour and thirty minuets and you'd have to lose nothing that's actually important to the actual plot of the film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then since this film is a slasher film that means that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film are in all honesty not that bad at best. Since alot of this films kills take place of screen and the ones that we do get to see while uninspired do have some pretty cool makeup effects for this films low budget in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall this film is a fun ride if your a die hard of slasher movies that are being set at a summer camp since there's alot of tropes in there that you'll recognise but this is still a really bad film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and well then that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 4 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.

Land Of The Dead Film Review

 

Horror fans there are some people that are just straight up legends within the horror genre and one of those people is writer , director and producer George A. Romero. With the man having made some of the best zombie movies ever made however when it comes to his zombie there's always one film that people forget about and that's the film that i'm going to be talking about today and so then join me as I review the film that brought the Living Dead franchise back from the dead with the film in question being called simply just "Land Of The Dead" enjoy.

The plot of this film is a commander of crack military unit has to go into a zombie ridden city to get as many people as he can out before the city becomes even more overrun by Zombies. Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad with my main issue being that it doesn't feel like a plot of a freaking Living Dead film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.   

Starring in this film is Simon Baker as Riley Denbo , John Leguizamo as Cholo DeMora and Dennis Hopper as Paul Kaufman. Also starring in this film is Asia Argento as Slack , Robert Joy as Charlie Houk , Eugene Clark as Big Daddy Zombie , Joanne Boland as Pretty Boy , Tony Nappo as Foxy , Jennifer Baxter as Number 9 Zombie , Boyd Banks as Butcher Zombie , Jasmin Geljo as Tambourine man Zombie , Maxwell McCabe-Lokos as Mouse , Tony Munch as Anchor , Pedro Miguel Arce as Pillsbury and Shawn Roberts as Mike.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. With all of this films cast members turning in some really good performances which considering that the script for this film is pretty bad is a miracle indeed in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

This film is the fourth film in the Living Dead franchise however it's also the one that doesn't feel like a Living Dead film. Since this film plays out more like the original live action Resident Evil sequels then it does a Living Dead film since everything that we've come to expect from one of these films is all but gone and is replaced with explosions which is fine for a Resident Evil film but is not fine for a Living Dead film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

What I really did find to be rather enjoyable about this film is the fact that this film explores what the criminal underworld would look like in a possible zombie apocalypse. This is something that to my knowledge hasn't really been explored in zombie media since we mostly see what happend to those that follow the law and so it was rather interesting to see what the criminal underworld would look like in a possible zombie apocalypse in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Another interesting thing that was added to this film is the fact that the Zombies in this film have basic human emotions. This is such a cool idea because it opens it up to the fact that the zombies could be turning human and this is something that hasn't really been touched upon in alot of zombie media and i'm not sure why because it then opens up the discussion of is it right to be killing of these zombies or not and that is such a cool idea in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

There's really no interesting characters in this film at all since all of this films characters are just one dimensional characters. This is a huge problem since we all know that when he really wants to writer , producer and director George A. Romero can indeed write some really good characters and yet for some strange and rather unknown reason for this film he chose to take the Resident Evil live action film sequels approach and not make any interesting characters at all in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty six minuets and fifty two seconds. Which was a bit on the long side for this film since for the vast majority of the film nothing is actually happening to advance the overall plot of the film and so what we are left with is a bunch of one dimensional characters just talking to each other and that's it and that makes the film feel quite boring in places in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then since this film is zombie film that means that I have to talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film are in all honesty not that bad. With this film actually having some rather fun , creative and gory kills within it in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall this film is a fairly bad film but it's also a very well made film since everything from a technical standpoint in this film is very well put together but it's also quite clearly George A. Romero not at his best in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the image that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.