Faces Of Death 2026 Film Review

Horror remakes are a thing that is becoming more and more common place with each passing year however we now have an issue in that all of the really popular horror films have been remade. Therefor Hollywood is now turning to the more lesser known horror films and remaking those with the latest one of this films having just been released and well I thought that i'd take a look at it and so then join me as I review the film that really should have been unrated with the film in question being called simply just "Faces Of Death" enjoy.

The plot of this film is when a series of videos that seemingly depict real life killings start appearing online content moderator Margot takes it upon herself to wok out who is killing all of these people and put a stop to them before its far to late. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. This films plot does do something was actually a pretty clever way of updating the original films concept by having the characters watch the original film and have that be a key part of the films plot with this being something that does serve as a nice way to tip your hat to the original whilst also very firmly doing your own unique thing. However tho this films plot does feel like it's not as strong as it perhaps could have been with the makers of the film spending alot more time in setting up the plot then it does in actually telling a good story and indeed the first half of the film has next to nothing happen that actually impacts the plot of the film with it only being in the last forty to thirty minuets of the film being where the films plot gets to be interesting and you get to see the few brief glimpses of just how good that this films plot could have been but with all that being said this films plot is a pretty good plot and out of all of the horror remakes out there this films does get points for at the very least trying to do something new with the original films idea with it's plot with the plot of this film also being really rather entertaining and as well being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Euphoria star Barbie Ferreira as Margot Romero and Power Rangers 2017 star Dacre Montgomery as Arthur Spevak. Also starring in this film is Saved By The Bell 2020 and Spider-Man: Homecoming star Josie Totah as Samantha Gravinsky , Aaron Holliday as Ryan , BoJack Horseman and Coming 2 America star Jermaine Fowler as Josh , Charli XCX as Gabby , Kurt Yue as Neal and Isa Mazzei as a woman talking about Narcan,

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. The fact that this films acting is as good as it will ever be is something that is to be expected as to be truthful here all of this films actors are at the very best very little known actors and therefor while we do have an understanding of just what kind of performance that they are going to bring to a film it still would have been wise to expect there to be good acting from this film, however thankfully alot of this films actors really did bring it in this film with alot of them being shockingly really good in this film with the only slight let down being Josie Totah and even then  that's more due to the fact that she isn't on screen all that long and therefor doesn't get much a chance too show off just what it is that she can do as an actor. With the best actor in this whole film being a tie between Barbie Ferreira and Dacre Montgomery as with Barbie you do get this really powerful performance that does help us the audience fall in love with her character but on the flip side of that is the fact that Dacre Montgomery is just so creepy in this film with him being able to go from 0 to 100 at the drop of a hat. With the acting in this film not really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so bad as it doesn't give any of this films actors absolutely anything to work with interms of what it is that there actual characters personalities are even meant to be in the first place which is something that really does harm the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.

Character wise while this films characters do fair alot more better when compared to the characters in other remakes in general when it comes to this film they are still pretty bad characters. As this films characters whilst there not bad persay as there is alot of potential with them especially with Margot who very well could have become a really good horror character but the film just doesn't seem all that interested in them as the film doesn't spend any time in giving us any kind of information about these characters to the point where we the audience want to see them succeed and come out of this film alive and well. This is despite the fact that the film does have some good ideas for characters like for example the character of Samantha is a social media obsessed person who will go on this films version of TikTok and complain about being famous as there are people staring at her but then in public will have a go at people for walking into her shot even tho she's the one that's causing the issue yet the film does nothing with her character with the film outright dropping her character for a huge portion of its running time when it could have gotten some more milage out her and it's like that for all of its ad yet if the makers of this film did take the time to actually make us care about this films characters and what it is that there going threw then the films death scenes with those characters would be all the impactful as we would have gotten the chance to get to know them as characters and the fact that the makers of this fil had this film wrapped and in the can in 2024 and still didn't take the time to fix this issue does say that they just didn't care enough to fix it as they think that just having the "Faces Of Death" name would  be more then enough to get people to watch this film and yet by doing that they are robbing us of the chance to have some really fun characters.

Whilst this film does have the "Faces Of Death" name this isn't a true remake of the first film as for starters the first film pretty much has no plot as it's just a character talking over deaths of things and people dieing. Yet this film does somewhat lean into the controversy that that first film spawned by having Margot question of the things that she is been sent to review are real or fake which is a good idea as is the fact that the original film is a film that does exist in the world of this film as the characters are seen watching the film alot of the time this is something that does make this film stand out as no other remake has dared to feature the film that they are remaking in there film with all of them just being a straight forward modern retelling of the film and that's it. Whilst this film does take the opposite approach which in all fairness is something that they did kind of have to do as there was no way that they could do a straight up remake of the original film as if you think the film was controversial back then it would been twice that today and the original film as was mentioned doesn't really have a plot to speak of and therefor the makers of this film were forced into doing there own unique thing and this is something that does help the film as it means that this film won't be able to be compared to the first film as outside of the name they have nothing in common with each other this is something that could be seen as being both a bad and a good thing it's bad thing in that the people that are more then likely going to be seeing this film are fans of the original film and are therefor going to see this film expecting it to be like the first film an it's a good thing as it means that this film now has the chance to be it's own thing whilst still being connected to this franchise.

It could very well be argued that this film is more of scathing satire on how any innocent video be it on TikTok or Youtube gets banned or removed whereas the more dangerous ones get kept up. As at several points earlier on in the film we see Margot at her job doing exactly that she's adding warnings to videos that are giving us health advice and she's outright banning several clips that are harmless but then she come across the first video where she sees someone get killed and she allows it to stay up with her only leaning a comment wondering if it's fake or not and this is something that is still going on with Youtube today as there are plenty of videos out there that do get pulled of the website for no good reason yet all of the dangerous ones are allowed to be kept up with them only pulling them down when someone on the outside does something public and it becomes public knowledge. Whilst this isn't top level satire its so close as it's something that anyone who runs a Youtube account or who uploads to TikTok can relate with and thankfully it's something that the film doesn't shy away from as they do take the time to say that these videos are only being allowed to be kept because of the fact that they draw traffic to the website with the sad part being that it's true as videos like those do indeed draw traffic to there various websites as people will indeed be curious to see what all the fuss is about and because of that these big video hosting websites like TikTok and Youtube won't take those videos down because of the fact that are still a busisness and if people are coming to your website or are using your app then that's still good of busisness even if those videos aren't good business, yet those companies only resolve to take those videos down when it becomes public and it makes them look bad and this is something that this film does capture perfectly. 

Like Terrifer 3 this is s film that really did need to be released unrated as by forcing this film into an R rating you robbing the film of that extra something that it needs to be as good if not better then the original film. As whilst this film isn't tame by any means it's also not as extreme as you'd expect it to be and that is something that a film with this title really should have been and yet because of the fact that the film was rated R which is still a good rating for a film like this one to have it does mean that the makers of this film have to force cuts to the film which do rob it of that something that it needs to work in the first place. What that something is tho is hard to say as the film does have plenty of decent gore and kills both of which might be in the first film as well but the film also can't be as special as it could have been and yet despite the fact that the film was made by Shudder and oddly enough Legendary Pictures the film just feels like it's not got that extra something to make it a great film as all of the ingredients are there to make it a good film it has good actors and the writing and directing are passable enough for a remake but even so its like this film needed that extra something extra just to be a really good film and yet due to the fact that it's an R rated film the film isn't allowed to have whatever it is that it needed to have in it in the first place, this is a good reason as to why this film needed to be unrated as while The Toxic Avenger didn't prove that being unrated can equal a hit film both that film and Terrifer 3 proved that not all films need to be rated as sometimes the directors vision does mean making the film unrated and that's exactly what a film like this one really did need to be. 

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty seven minuets and nine seconds. Which is pretty much the exact grand total running time that you'd expect a film like this one to have in the first place and to be fair to this film it is a film that does need that amount of running time in order to tell its story as it's essentially telling a new story and it's can't tell that good of a story and have some decent characters as something is bound to cause the film to fall in on itself and while yes that does still happen the fact that this film does have a solid running time does show that the makers of this film knew just what running time would best suit there film with the film having the right amount of plot there to cover that amount of running time in the first place. However tho this film doesn't really use its running time all that wisely due to the fact that the films plot is left feeling underdeveloped due to the fact that the film does take alot of time in even getting the films plots started and when it does nothing of note happens until the end of the film by which point its far to little to late with it being made clear as day that the makers of this film are more focused on giving us some really transitions then they are in giving us a well thought and developed plot. This is also something that does effect the films character development due to the fact that none of the films characters get any kind of character whatsoever with us knowing just as much abut them coming out of the film then we did coming into the film with the same thig even applying to how little we care for the films characters and yet if the film did take the time to fully develop its characters then we would end up caring for them and feeling something literally anything for them when they die but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho/

So now then as this is a horror film that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. The fact that this films kills aren't that bad is something of a good thing as they are one of the more better elements in the film with this mainly being due to the fact that alot of the films kills are quite literally remakes of kills from the original film which is something that would be seen as being a bad thing but given the context of what this film does with the original film that is something that does make alot of sense. With the best kill in the whole entire film being the death of Arthur as without giving away who the killer is he and someone do have this dragged out fight at the end of the film with both characters getting in some really good hits with Arthur using a lit rock like object in his house to do some damage but then this person does get a small knife that was introduced near the start of the film as a joke and uses it to just go nuts stabbing at him and while yes a stabbing is a pretty generic kill it is one of the shockingly few kills that we get to see on screen in this film which is a huge bugbear as you go to a horror film not only expecting but also wanting to see the kills and yet out of all of the kills that we do get to see of which there is maybe three of them and that's it with all of the others happening off screen with the rest of the films kills being just as good as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall yeah its not really all that hard to see just why this film flopped as hard as it has done as not only is Faces Of Death a smaller known horror franchise even in the world of horror it's not that well known but it's also due to the fact that whilst this film did have all of the potential to be really good the film just crumbled under its own weight and wasn't allowed to be as good as it could have been in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad thigs that re in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 6 out of 110 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all pf the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies ad gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Night Of The Demons 1988 Film Review

When you think of horror franchises you don't usually think of smaller known horror films rather you think of the more well known films. Yet the film that i'm going to be talking to you all about today was actually the first film in a franchise of films as it not only spawned to sequel but much like every single horror film of the eighties this film also got a 2009 remake and so then join me as I review the film that actually has a smart horror character in it with the film in question being called simply just "Night Of The Demons" enjoy.

The plot of this film is when Judy and some of her friends attend a party at a supposed haunted house hosted by the local weird kid Angela they all find themselves in the fight for there very lives when demons start tryin to possess them one by one. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. While one does expect a film called "Night Of The Demons" to have a pretty bad plot to it as the main idea behind these cheaply made eighties horror films is just to be balls to the wall insanity this is something where the films plot isn't as good as it could have been as it's not as insanely fun as the films title would make it out to be rather it plays everything super straight and while that is fine for something like a Friday The 13th movie as those plots are serious in nature here given the films title you do expect a plot that is a little bit more weird and is a little but more out there and alot less series in tone. Yet in saying this tho the films plot is also exactly the kind of bad that you think it would be as it is clear as day that the makers of this film were having a good time in making the film but they didn't put half as much thought and effort into giving us a plot that is more well thought out which is something that would have been fine if this film was say a horror comedy for example as then you could argue that that's part of the joke but it's not it's meant to be a serious film and yet this is the kind of film that demands a less serious plot to it with the plot of this film not really being really rather entertaining and as well as not really being really rather engaging as well on my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Cathy Podewell as Judy Cassidy , Amelia Kinkade as Angela Franklin and William Gallo as Sal Romero. Also starring in this film is Alvin Alexis as Rodger , Linnea Quigley as Suzanne . Lance Fenton as Jay Jansen , Hal Havins as Stooge , Allison Barron as Helen , Philip Tanzini as Max , Jill Terashita as Frannie , Harold Ayer as The Old Man , Marie Denn as The Old Man's Wife , Karen Ericson as Mrs. Cassidy , Donnie Jeffcoat, Jr as Billy , James W. Quinn as Clerk 1 and The Demon Voices and Clark Jarrett as Clerk 2.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty OK at best. Acting wise the actors that you do expect to give us a solid performance give us exactly that however tho this film is made up of very little known actors and it's those actors that do bring down the quality of the acting in this film which of course isn't there fault as they can only do so much with the material and need direction with this being something that it appears wasn't given as it does come across as this films director Kevin S. Tenney had no clue on how to direct his actors alot of the time as we do get actors feel lost and unsure of themselves. With the best actor in the whole entire film being Amelia Kinkade as Angela Franklin as she is quite clearly having alot of fun playing this character with it being something that does show through in her final performance and while she doesn't really act anymore it would be nice to see more of what Amelia Kinkade can do outside of these films just to see how good of an actor that she is as she does seem like a really good actor if this film is anything to go by, with the acting that's in this film not really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so bad as it gives none of this films characters a lot to work with interms of what it is that there actual characters personalities are even meant to be in the first place which is something that really does harm the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.

Much like alot of trashy eighties horror films the characters in this film aren't really anything to write home about. That is apart from the character of Rodger who is ab actually a smart horror character as the second things start to get a little bit to scary he's saying that they should all get out of the house something which both he and Judy actually do granted they don't get very far but it's the fact that he actually did it in the first place which is what makes him a smart character as the second things to get a little bit to spooky in real life we would be the ones trying to escape it just to live another day and whilst we do expect horror characters to mainly be dumb because if they were smart and did the smart thing that there would be no movie to begin with but nine times out of ten they never escape the scary house where all the danger is rather they just stay in one place and here we have a character that fights to get out of the house the first chance that he gets. With the rest of this films characters being the typical characters that you find in these sleazy eighties horror movies with Angela being the weird one , Suzanne being the girly girl , Sal being the joke and Stooge being the unfunny comedy relief character and while the characters of Judy and Rodger are a little bit better then this as Judy is the kind and caring one and Rodger is the smart one of the group they all feel like characters that we've seen done better in other horror movies and heck even Rodger stops being the smart one and runs BACK into the house near the end just before he gets killed of which is something that his character just wouldn't do as it's not the smart thing to do.

One of the worst things that any film can do is make you think of other and better films as it takes you out of the film that your meant to be watching. Yet this is something that this film does with it's tongue in cheek poster with the film saying that it's so scary that both Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger won't be attending this villains party and while OK fair enough you want to make sure that people think that your film is scary that's fair but when you straight away start comparing yourself to both Friday The13th and A Nightmare On Elm Street then you better have the scares to back in up or be a film that's so bad it's good because if not that line on the poster about the party being so scary that both Jason and Freddy won't be there will be seen for nothing more then what it is and that's a cheap marketing tactic to get horror fans into watching the film. Look to be fair mentioning them on the poster is something that does make alot of sense as slasher films where all the range in the eighties however this film was coming out at the tail end of that boom and therefor mentioning two of the biggest horror characters is something that would be seen as being out of touch with what the public are currently seeing and while there is nothing you can really replace there names with and it is fun seeing this film kind of poke fun at them in the poster it would have made more sense if the makers of this film came up with something else that emphasized just how scary the film is or heck maybe they could have gone the tongue in cheek route and have the poster be more darkly comical like what they would they would do with Night Of The Demons 2 and 3, While mentioning Freddy and Jason by name on the poster isn't harming the film by any means and it is a good way to get horror fans to watch the film it is something that doesn't work with the films more serious tone.

This is a film that you can tell right from the title alone wasn't made to be a mainstream hit film as rather it was always going to be more of a cult hit. Which to be fair isn't a bad thing but at the same time tho this film really doesn't all that much to earn it's cult status as yes there are two sequels and a remake but just in terms of what's in the film this film was very lucky to even be the modest hit that it ultimately ended up being as its fun enough to be that much of a cult hit even tho the film itself does have its fair share of fans yet it's not good enough to be a hit with the mainstream crowd due to how out there and weird that this film could be. This is something that dies make you wonder just who will really like this film and well to be truthful the answer is both the mainstream and the cult film crowd as there are moments in this film that will appease both sets of people and yet if the film leaned in on it's comedy alot more as there are signs of this film being a truly wicked film with there being a pair of killer scenes with a grumpy old man that you think aren't going to go anywhere but then they come back at the end of the film for a nice darkly funny joke that would have worked alot more if the film did lean in to it's comedy alot more and be this truly weird and out there film that both mainstream audiences and cult film fans can enjoy. This is a film that you can also tell could only work in the eighties due to the amount sleaze that we get in the film which is something that does make the film more enjoyable as it allows you to get fully prepared just for what type of film that your going to be watching as while this film knows what it is and is afraid of being exactly that its when the film leans into the things that make it fun that it does become this hugely entertaining film.

It's been said quite a few times in this review but if this film was more of a horror comedy then it would have worked all the more better. As the films title is one that doesn't make you think that your going to be getting a serious film therefor you might as well lean into it and fully embrace the films more goofy premise as this is something that would allow the film to be alot more fun to watch and yet by playing it super straight it does hinder the film and stop it from being as fun as it could have been as if this was a film that was truly balls to the wall insane and had alot of insane kills think Evil Dead 2 but on an even smaller budget then we could be looking at a film that alot more people will not know about but will also be talking about. Another thing that stops the film from being as fun and goofy as it really could have been is the fact that alot of the time we don't get to see the main characters together with alot of them being separated for alot of the film and while this was mostly likely done for practical reasons or so that the film can give us some really good kills if these characters were together alot more then it would have meant that we got to see more of the characters just talking and making fun of each other in the way that friends do with this being something that would have the add on effect of making the film alot more fun to watch. However the film shouldn't be goofy for the sake of being goofy and thankfully this is something that the film does realise as when it comes to the very plot exposition it is something that is treated seriously and that is how it should be and yet when the film doe get to it's kills that's when the film should have been more goofy as due to the main villains of the film being demons the film does have permission to go to those more over the top places and yet for one reason or another it never really goes there.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty minuets and six seconds. Which to be to this film is pretty much the exact running time that a film like this one is always going to have and to be fair to this film whilst it doesn't really need that amount of running time in order to tell its story it is hard to argue the fact that the film doesn't waste alot of time in moving the plot as alot of the films scenes are all about doing exactly that moving the plot of the film forward and heck the film even has the right amount of plot there to really cover that amount of running time in the first place. Yet the film really doesn't use its running time all that wisely due to the fact that it doesn't take the time to fully develop it's plot with this mainly being to the fact that even tho the film does devote alot of time to moving it forward and focusing on it's plot with the makers of this film instead being alot more focused on showing the teen characters partying then they are in showing us alot of really cool kills and developing the films plot something which the film very easily could have done just by removing some of the party scenes which would then free up time to developing the plot of the film. This is something that does also effect the films character development as while it would have been foolish of anyone to expect this film to give it's characters character development as this is after all a cheaply made eighties horror film there still should have been an attempt to make these character feel like there alot more then the stereotype that the film assigns to them at the start of the film and while Angela does come of as begin memorable despite this none of the others apart from Suzanne and Rodger are all that memorable but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.

So now then as this is a horror film that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. With this film making great use of practical effects with all of the films kills using practical effects in really creative which is something that does make this films kills even tho there aren't that many of them truly stand out and be timeless with the only thing that does let this films kills down being the fact that it does take until well over the half way mark for us to even get to the films kills and when the film is this short it did need to start getting to the kills pretty much right away. With the best kill in the whole entire film being that of The Old Man at the end of the film just due to the fact that not only is it a good pay off to something that was set up earlier on in the film but it is also something that plays on the genuine fears that adults in the eighties had about finding razor blades in childrens sweets during Halloween with that kill being as over the top and as gory as you'd want it to be and that is something that does show you just very briefly just how good that this film really could have been and heck the film even ha a great practical effects scene with Linnea Quigley which is something that won't get talked about here but if you know the scene then you know just how good that that effect is, with the death of The Old Man being something that does have the added value of coming out of nowhere due to the fact that we only saw that character near the start of the film and therefor to see him get killed off at the end of the film was something that was both funny and shocking with the rest of the films kills being just as good as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall if you love films that are cult films then you will find some level of enjoyment out of this film but in saying that tho this film really doesn't go all the way with how goofy that it should have been which is something that does make it feel like that the makers of this film were afraid to embrace the more goofy nature of this film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things thar re in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , Amazon . Co . Uk , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Film Review

It's very rare these days that people have to wait a long time for a sequel especially when it comes to Hollywood. Yet that's exactly the case with the film that i'm going to be talking to you all about today as audiences have had to wait since the eighties to see the ghost with the most return in live action form as while yes there was the animated series to tide people very that show ended in the nineties and since then there was nothing and so then join me as I review the film that with recent events in mind now has a slightly sadder ending with the film in question being called simply just "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" enjoy.

The plot of this film is after the death of her father Charles Lydia who now hosts a paranormal TV show goes back to Winter River with her mother and her teenage daughter Astrid but when Astrid meets a boy and goes to the underworld Lydia has to team up with the one person she's been trying hard to forget Beetlejuice. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. This films plot is to be quite frankly just as much if not more fun then the plot of the film was with it feeling like that the writers of Alfred Gough and Miles Millar really were fans of the first film as they do go out of there way to craft a plot that does feel the next natural step for these films to go and while there are some plot choices that don't make sense like why is Lydia the host of a TV show when her whole thing was taking pictures and why aren't the Maitlands in the film as they are bound to that house for hundreds of years. The films plot is one that does still work despite these small short comings as it does feel like a plot that is true to the spirit of the first film as you can tell right from the very start of the film that the makers of this film still do know how to make a Beetlejuice movie as this films plot does feel right at home when sitting next to the plot of the first movie and while yes this film would have been better if certain plot elements were given more time and more scenes for a film that nobody really expected to work it's plot does work really well with the plot of this film also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

Starring in this film is Michael Keaton as Beetlejuice , Winona Ryder as Lydia Deetz and the late Catherine O'Hara as Delia Deetz. Also starring in this film is Jenna Ortega as Astrid Deetz , Justin Theroux as Rory , Willem Dafoe as Wolf Jackson , Arthur Conti as Jeremy Frazier , Burn Gorman as Father Damien , Santiago Cabrera as Richard , Nick Kellington as Bob , Amy Nuttall as Jane Butterfield Jr. , Paul Warren as Tom , Mark Heenehan as Charles Deetz , Charlie Hopkinson as the voice of Charles Deetz , Danny DeVito as a Janitor and Monica Bellucci as Delores LaFerve.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. The fact that we manage to have good acting in this film is something that isn't all that surprising given the fact that all of this films main actors are a bunch of really good actors whom we all know can turn in a good performance and while yes there are some actors in this film that don't get as much of a chance to shine as others like for example Delores they all do get a good chance to show us just what it is that they can from an acting point of view. With the best actor in this film being quite easily Michael Keaton as Beetlejuice as even tho he hasn't played the character since the first film he so easily slips back into that character that it's actually quite terrifying with doing such a good job as this character that you actually want to see more scenes with him in the film and while the film does hold back quite alot on showing him this is something that does make Michael's acting in the film alot more better as now he has to bring his A game every single time that he's own screen and my god does he do exactly that. With it feeling like that he just got through making the first film a year or two before filming this one as that's just how good he is as this character. With the acting that's in this very film really bein helped but the fact that this films script is just so good that all this films actors have to do is just say the lines as they are written and a good performance will come out of them naturally which is something that really does help to raise the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.

Doing the CGI for this film is the legends and the greats that are currently over at Framestore , One Of Us , BUF , Red Visual Effects and Goldcrest. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. While the film does use alot of CGI it does also make more use of practical effects with the film really only using CGI in scenes where they have to use it with this being something that does give the film more of a handmade look as it does make it look like that we the audience could make any of the films effects at home ourselfs. Yet when the film does use CGI like for example the death f Charles it is something that does feel right as home with the first film as it has that handmade look to it where it looks stop motion and yet it quite clearly isn't with this being something that does work well enough for this film as this film does prove that not everything needs to be CGI due to the fact that the film does make use good practical elements like for example alot of the sets are real and while yes the film does make use of CGI it's only used in scenes where it would be impossible to do it for real like for example the scene where all of the influencers get sucked into there phones there would be no way to do a scene like that for real and therefor it is something that would need to be done in CGI with the films computer effects blending in really well with it's practical effects not to the point where your questioning which is real and which is practical but rather it's to the point where you can see that they are well blended.  

It is safe to say that there is one character in this film that is woefully underused in this film that being the character of Delores. As this character had all of the potential to be this really fun and funny character and yet the film barely has her in any scenes with her only showing up every so often and when she does show up the character barely talks which makes you wonder why they got someone like Monica Bellucci to play her as you could have cast any actor in that role and not have to change a thing about the character infact out of the whole film the character only has just over a line of dialog total as that's how little impact that this character has on this films plot. With it being made clear pretty much right away that she is meant to be the underworlds version of Rory as both he and Delores share very similar characters traits as they both want to stop the wedding between Beetlejuice and Lydia and they are both selfish people and while Monica does look really good as the character there was no need for her to be the one to play the character when you could have had any actor play this role. With the only thing that makes the character be somewhat interesting being the fact that she and Beetlejuice got married hundreds of years ago during the black plague and even then the film does nothing with that idea due to the fact that it keeps both of the character separated for alot of its running time which fair enough they do provide an in story reasoning for that  but they still should have given this character some more time to show us just what she's really like as she does come across as being one character to many for this film and therefor she does end up getting the short end of the stick this is despite the fact out of all the small time villains in this film she is the better one.

As alot of you will no doubt remember earlier this year we di loose the great Catherine O'Hara which is a really sad thing in it's own right. Yet her passing now makes the ending of this film be even more sadder then what it already is as in this film we do see her character die on screen with her going to the afterlife with her beloved Charles at the end of the film this is a sad scene in it's own right as it is something that the film didn't really build towards until maybe the final fifteen minuets of the film and yet now not only does serve as way for us the audience to say goodbye to this really funny character but it also serves as a way for us the audience to say goodbye to this painfully funny actor on top of that while this is something that of course would have been the furthest from the minds of the makers of this film it is also something that is an oddly fitting end to her as both a character in Delia and as an actor as she gets to be both funny heartwarming in the same scene. This was something that the makers of the film didn't have to do as just having the character be funny would have been more then enough and it would have been true to her character from both this film and the first film as well but the fact that they took the time to let her and Lydia have a small moment together before she does board the wonderfully punny Soul Train is something that does make Delia seem more then just a one dimensional character as we get to see how much she has grown inbetween films and the fact that she does care for Lydia with her last great act being to hire Beetlejuice herself to help her find Lydia as deep down she knows that she's died but isn't willing to admit it just yet with it only being once Lydia is safe and once she thinks that she is on her own does she fully admit to the undead Charles that she's died.

Where the film does both somewhat sine and somewhat faulter is with the plot between Lydia and Astrid as they both o have to learn to get along and trust each other after possibly years of growing tension between the pair of them. This something that does feel like its one plot to many as all of the characters in the film have a plot and they really don't need to and while the Lydia and Astrid plot is tied to the main plot in a major way as without them having there friction that Astrid wouldn't have run of and met Jeremy and been seduced by him yet at the same time it is something that could have been handled alot more better due to the fact that there plot arc together does seem forced and unneeded in the grand scheme of things. Yet at the same time it does shine really well due to the fact that there aren't that many good Tim Burton films that tackle the idea of a mother trying and failing to connect with her daughter and therefor seeing it done and done fairly well in this film is something that does make this film stand out for it but in saying this tho this plot arc is one that really could have been done alot more better due to not only the fact that there are so many plot lines in this film that is hard to keep track of them all but also due to how closely ted into the main plot of the film that it is and therefore there should have been alot more thought and effort put into making it not only as believable as you can do with a Beetlejuice film but also make it as fun and as weird as you should be able to do as this is a Beetlejuice film and yet the makers of this film don't really do all that much with it which is something that does make it feel like it was only added to the film just to give Jenna Ortega something to do in the film.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and forty five minuets and three seconds. Which is also pretty much the same running time as the first film as well and yet you hardly feel it as the film does move really quickly with none of the films scenes lasting either two long or two quickly and while yes there are certain advantages that the film could have had if it was a few minuets longer if this film was even ten minuets longer all of the issues that people have the film would now be magnified to the extreme due to the fact that people are now forced to focus on them alot more then what they already are with this film having the right amount of plot to cover that amount of running time in the first place. Yet even with the fact that the film doesn't feel as along as it is alot of the time the film still doesn't use it's running time all that wisely as while the films plot is as well developed as it was ever going to be the film spends alot more time in setting up and devoting time to all of the characters other plots all of which don't add all that much to the main bulk of the film and all of which do eat up screen time that would have been better spent on giving it's main plot alot more plot development as while the films plot is about as well developed as it was ever going to get that is only due to the fact that it's fighting for screen time with all of the other several dozen or so plots that are also competing for screen time in this film. This is something that does also effect the films character development as now none of the films characters can get the character development that they really needed which is fine for characters like Delia , Lydia and Beetlejuice as then you could argue that they got there character development in the first film and therefor they don't need it in this one but all of the films new characters get nothing interms of character development with the only one that we really know something about is Astrid and that's it and that's not enough to make her a memorable character in this film but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.

So now then as this is a comedy that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. While yes granted alot of this films jokes aren't going to be as funny as the ones in the first movie due to the fact that the first movie despite it having a PG rating did manage to tell alot of adult jokes all of which not only worked back then but still work to this very day while this film on the other hand despite it not having as many adult jokes in the film is still painfully funny with alot of what made the jokes in this film be as funny as they are is the performances from all of the actors in this film as they all do give us these wonderfully funny performances that help to make the jokes even more funnier then what they already are. With the best joke in the whole entire film being the wedding scene near the end of the film as we get to see Beetlejuice force not only himself but also Lydia , Rory , Astrid and Delia sing the song "MacArthur Park" by the singer Richard Harris with alot of what they are saying being tied to what's happening on screen and while yes the whole number is very much a rip off of the Day-O scene from the first film it still a really funny scene in this film with all of the films actors really committing to it with that being something that does help to tip it over the edge and be this painfully scene with the only thing that would have made it even more funnier being if they they somehow got Willem Dafoe's character to sing apart of the song as well with the rest of the films jokes being just as painfully funny as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall this is film is just as funny as the first one and while the first film does have the added advantage of being out longer and therefor people would have a chance to love it for the type of film that it is there is still alot of really good things to be found in this film as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well aa all of the bad things that are in his very film in this very review and as such tat really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 7.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then ass for where I personally got all of the images hat I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very revie from Tenor , Blogger , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Lee Cronin's The Mummy Film Review

Horror remakes or reimaginings are a dime a dozen these days with one being released seemingly every week. Well now we have yet another one to add to that list altho this one has something that alot of others don't have and that's the fact that it has an up and coming horror director serving as it's writer and director with apparently the producer of the film having so much pull at New Line Cinema that the ALT title for this film is Lee Cronin's The Mummy which is something that the film will be getting called by in this review and so then join me as I review the film that sees The Mummy franchise return to it's original horror roots with the film in question being called simply just "Lee Cronin's The Mummy" enjoy.

The plot of this film is eight years after there daughter mysteriously disappears she is found again completely mummified but when her parents take her home she becomes more and more unhinged and it's up to her parents to work out what's wrong with her before it's to late. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty average at best. To be frank here this films plot is nothing more then OK as while the idea of the plot is a really good idea as having a creepy kid be the villain is something that will always be scary no matter the quality of the product but it is something that doesn't feel right for this franchise as this is a franchise that has bounced back and fourth between horror and action with them both having plots that revolve around actual mummies and that is something that this films plot doesn't have. This is something that does make it feel like that this was a script for a another film but the heads at New Line saw it and slapped "The Mummy" name on it as a way to sell us the movie and while yes the films plot is a strong plot that does support the entire film it does also rob the film of the chance to be it's own thing due to the fact that the plot of the film is filled to the brim with horror cliches all of which do bog this films plot down as it could have been a really good plot in it's own right with the plot of this film also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Jack Reynor as Charlie Cannon , Laia Costa as Larissa Cannon and May Calamawy as Detective Dalia Zaki. Also starring in this film is Natalie Grace as Katie Cannon , Emily Mitchell as Young Katie , Shylo Molina as Sebastián Cannon , Dean Allen Williams as Young Sebastián , Billie Roy as Maud Cannon , Verónica Falcón as Carmen Santiago , Hayat Kamille as The Magician , May Elghety as Layla Khalil , Aisha Laouini as Young Layla , Husam Chadat as Detective Ismail , Mark Mitchinson as Professor Bixler , Lily Sullivan as Miss Mills , Omar El-Saeidi as Gamal Khalil , Arkin Cureklibatir as Jabari Khalil and Safi Mulki as Tariq Khalil.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. The films acting in this film is something that could be described as being one of the more better things in the film which granted isn't that high of a bar to reach but considering that alot of this films actors are either unknown or vert little known actors that is still something that is quite the accomplishment, with all of this films actor including the kid actors turning in some really wonderful performances in this film. With the best actor in the whole entire film being Natalie Grace as she does make for a really creepy version of Katie something which must have been quite hard to do considering the fact that for alot of her time on screen she just has to sit there and do nothing and yet when the action does indeed ramp up she comes across as being quite terrifying to watch which is something that is quite impressive indeed and while it would have been to see more of what she could do from an acting point of view the fact that she does make for a really creepy kid is still something that is to admired as is the fact that none of the kid actors in this film come across as being annoying with them all turning in some pretty decent performances in their own right alot of which do match with what the adult actors are doing as well with the acting that's in this film not really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so bad as it gives none of this films actors anything to work with interms of what it is that there actual characters personalities are even meant to be in the first place which is something that really does harm the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.

This films characters aren't all that much better sadly as none of them barring Katie for obvious reasons have anything about them that makes them interesting characters. With pretty much all of them just being the same stock horror characters that we've all seen done better in other and better horror films this is by no means a bad thing as the same thing could also be argued for the nineties The Mummy movies as well however given that they were going for more of an Indiana Jones but more modern vibe and this film is trying to return this franchise to it's horror roots there should have been more of an effort to give us some interesting characters. As there is nothing to alot of this films characters as Charlie is the typical loving dad who had a great relationship with Katie with her mother being the character that loves her family but due to this one even is now over protective of them and the rest of the films characters are just there with characters like Maud and Sebastian just basically being background characters even tho there apart of the main family heck the only interesting character in the whole film film is Katie herself and even then that's more due to what she goes through at the start of the film and not the actual writing for her character as by all rights she could have been a really dull and boring character but it's due to the fact that the film keeps her silent for alot of its running time that makes us the audience wonder what she is actually thinking with the brief glimpses that we got of her before she was taken making her out to be this really fun and bubbly kid which does contrast well with the more dark and very disturbing character that she ends up becoming. 

This film helped to prove something that none of us where asking and that's the fact that this films writer and director Lee Cronin turns in his best stuff when he's being let loose. As unlike with Evil Dead Rise where he pretty much just dud whatever he wanted this film feels like there's people holding him back and telling not to go all out with the best example of this being the fact that for alot of the film there's nothing all that scary happening in the film which would be great if the film was building tension or maybe even trying to solve the mystery of what actually happened to Katie all of those years ago yet it doesn't and it's not rather it's just the character just living there normal day to day lives whist trying to adjust to suddenly having Katie back into there lives and while that is find for five maybe ten minuets of the film this is something that happens for large portions of the film. Yet if Lee Cronin was just told to go nuts and have fun with it then odds are that we would get something as fresh and new as Evil Dead Rise as case in point when this film does reach its third act it does go completely balls to the wall insane and that's when the film gets more fun to watch and where the film does get more creepy and while there is a case to be made that this films third act wouldn't work as well if the film hadn't spent alot of the time with the characters before hand which would be a fair point to make it's where the film gets to give you all of the things that you want to see from a director like this as some directors like for example Osgood Perkins are great at building up tension but Lee Cronin is one that is his best when he's being allowed to go all out and yet in this film you do get the impression that he's being told to hold back and all that does is stop this film from being as fun as it could have been and it's stops its writer and director from doing what it is that he quite clearly does best.

Look to be frank there is some good to be found but this is a case where the bad does far outweigh the good. As there are alot more negative things to be found in this film like for example for a film that's called The Mummy there's not even a proper mummy in the film with the only few hints of there being a mummy that we get in he film being in the films pretty cool opening and that's it which isn't enough to justify its title with this making it feel like the makers of this film were far to afraid of making a Mummy movie so they just had one mummy appear in the film to help to justify it's title and called it a day. With the other thing being the fact that this film does feel like a remake of Evil Dead Rise due to the fact that it does hit on alot of the same themes and even has some of the same ideas that were present in that film like for example both films have an overworked parent of two kids one of which is a teenage boy and the other is a little girl which is the exact same dynamic that they have in this film only here they have two little girls and not just the one. This does also follow the theme of family and how far family members will go to help each other out which again is something that we saw in Evil Dead Rise only in this film it is a little bit more blatant and not at all subtle as this film does hit you over the head with its messages and themes when this is something that is best left being done in a more subtle way as then we the audience would be able to have repeat viewings of the film and find out these small little details that help with those themes something upon which we are now unable to do due to how hard that the film does hit you over the head with it's messaging.

This film does try to have a mystery as the characters are all trying to work out what it was that happened to Katie when she was kidnapped all of those many years ago. Which to be fair is a good enough mystery and to be fair to the film it does do a decent attempt of hiding just what it was that actually happened to her however the film does commit to big sins when it comes to this mystery the first of which being the fact that the film doesn't offer us any clues as to what actually happened to her thus not really allowing us the audience to work out for ourselfs with this even making the big reveal come out of nowhere as the film didn't really hint at this even being a possibility. The second sin that this films commits is the fact that they outright show us that there's something supernatural at play at the start of the film which granted doesn't hurt the overall mystery aspect of the film but it is something that would have made for a really cool and scary reveal near the end of the film yet for one reason or another the makers of this film instead chose not to do that and instead chose to give us a pretty lame mystery that anyone that's even halfway paying attention could solve when the whole point of a mystery is to keep you guessing whilst also giving you subtle clues to what's actually going on. If the makers of this film did do that then it would have given those that actually like this film of sure there are most likely some people it would have given them more of a reason to come back and watch the film to try and find all of the little clues thus giving the film some replay ability value to it as then those people would be back looking for more clues and yet they don't do that therefor there is no reason to come back and watch this film as you'll just be getting the exact same expirence that you got when you first watched the film.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly two hours and three minuets and twenty eight seconds. Which for a horror film let alone one where nothing interesting or actually scary happens for the vast majority of its running time is such a long time for this film as you very easily could have told this film in about one hour and forty minuets at a push as all you'd have to do is remove all of the pointless filler scenes and that's it, with the film even having the right amount of plot there cover that amount of running time and yet even tho this is so much more longer then what it really needed to be the film still doesn't use it's running time all that wisely as the film doesn't take the time to fully develop it's plot as there is nothing added to the plot that makes it feel more well thought out with it instead feeling like that the makers of this film were just making up the films as they went along due to the fact that there are alot of filler scenes with the family and there friends none of which have any impact on the plot of the film and all of which could have been cut from the film itself. This is something that does also effect the films character development as put it bluntly none of the films characters get any kind of character development in the film this is despite the fact that the film does have ample time to give them the development that they needed and while this is something that would be fine if the film was alot more shorter as then you could argue that the film just didn't have the time to fit it in here tho the film has well over two hours and yet due to the fact that the film is mostly preoccupied with filler scenes it means that we don't get to find anything about any of this films characters characters with them all being in the exact same place at the end of the film that they were at the start of the film but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho. 

So now then as this is a horror film that really doe mean that I have to actually talk about the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty OK at best. Much like with the films acting this films horror is perhaps the best thing about the film as you can tell that Lee Cronin is genuinely trying to make a scary film but again it does feel like that he's being held back instead of being told to go all out due to the fact that alot of this films scares are just jump scares and that's it and that's not enough to make a film scary as while the film does have a scary villain the film does nothing with her until the third act with the mainly just using those jump scares or shots of Katie looking creepy and that's it. With the best scare in this whole entire film being the entire third act of the film as that's when it feel like that we are truly seeing the same man of who made Evil Dead Rise show us just what it is that he can do as a horror director and while nothing about the third act will spoiled here as it is something that is just pure balls to the wall insanity, with it being something that does somewhat make up for the lack of creative scares in the rest of the film due to the fact that we do get see Katie do more then just sit and look creepy as we do get to see just what it is that she can truly do in her current state with that being something that does make this film scary and yet the film didn't take as full advantage of that by having more scenes with her being this creepy when that is something that would have made the rest of film be more terrifying to watch with the rest of the films scares not being as good in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

Overall the marketing team for this film did a really good job on making this film look good as this film is nothing more then OK as all of the potential that the film does gave is bogged down by the overly long running time and pointless filler scenes that would have been better off being removed from the film entirely in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well aa all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of a exactly 5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.