Resident Evil: Apocalypse Film Review

When we think of bad video game to movie franchises we always come back to the live action Resident Evil films and fair enough alot of them are bad. However there are some that are dumb but enjoyably dumb and those films do deserve alot of praise for knowing just what kind of film that they are and not being afraid of being exactly that and that is very much the case with this film as this film knows full well that it's a dumb film and because of that the film can be alot of fun watch and so then join me as I review the film that sees the Resident Evil films start to lean away from being horror films and start becoming more action films with the film in question being called simply just "Resident Evil Apocalypse" enjoy.

The plot of this film is several hours after the events of the first film Alice escapes the Umbrella Corporation and finds herself in the middle of a Zombie apocalypse where she and a bunch of other survivors have just a few short hours to find a way out before the Umbrella Corporation blows the city up for good. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. This films plot is one that is yes a dumb plot but its one that is enjoyably dumb as you get to see the characters struggle to do the most basic things all the while trying to escape from several zombies and heck no one goes to one of these movies for the plot anyway as we know that its going to be a bad plot. Yet with that in mind this films plot could have been alot more stronger as the film doesn't really have a plot for a lot of its running time with the characters just wondering around Raccoon City for alot of the films short running time with it only being when the film reaches the middle of the second act that a plot does somewhat start to emerge by which point its far to little to late to be starting a plot proper this is something that does make the film alot less enjoyable to watch as it robs the film of a reason for existing in the first place this is despite the fact that he film does have some good ideas in it and yet the film doesn't focus on any of them whereas if the film did have a more stronger plot then this film would come off as being all the more better because of it with the plot of this film being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Milla Jovovich as Alice , Sienna Guillory as Jill Valentine and Oded Fehr as Carlos Olivera. Also starring in this film is Thomas Kretschmann as Major Timothy Cain , Sophie Vavasseur as Angela "Angie" Ashford , Razaaq Adoti as Sgt. Peyton Wells , Jared Harris as Dr. Charles Ashford , Mike Epps as Lloyd Jefferson "L.J." Wade , Sandrine Holt as Terri Morales , Matthew G. Taylor as Nemesis , Zack Ward as Nicholai Ginovaef , Stefen Hayes as Yuri Loginova and Iain Glen as Dr. Alexander Isaacs.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. Much like with the films plot no one goes into of these films expecting the acting to be OSCAR worthy and whilst this films acting was never going to be winning any kind of awards it is alot more better then what it really had any right to be as due to the fact that tis films actors are all either unknown actors or at the time were very little known actors this films acting does end up only slightly being alot more better then what it rally should have been as yes there are still some truly wooded performances in this film. With the best actor in this film being Iain Glen as Dr. Alexander Isaacs as even tho he's not in that much of the film he does make each scene that he's in count as he does act his socks off in those scenes while Milla is of course the franchises main star she is still very wooden in this film she is better then what she is in the first film tho but with Iain he does nail his character right out of the park even down to the almost condescending way that he talks to Alice near the end of the film and it all adds up to a performance that is actually better then the film that it's in. With the acting that's in this film not really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so bad as it gives none of this film absolutely anything to work with interms of what it is that there actual characters personalities are even meant to be in the first place which is something that really does harm the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.

Doing the CGI for this film is Mr. X , C.O.R.E. Digital Pictures , Frantic Films , Double Negative and Soho VFX. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. While the film doesn't really use alot of CGI with them mainly using Matte Painting to extend things like the films sets when the film does use CGI it is something that does stand out as they can either be really good or really bad. With a good example of this being the Lickers as when they are stood still or hidden mostly in the dark they do look pretty good with this being due to the fact that as was just mentioned they are mostly hidden in the dark and therefor we the audience don't get that good of a look at them but it's when we see there tongues being used that things do start to fall apart for them as while there is no way to get perfect recreation of a tongue especially given the fact that Lickers are essentially mutations they do look a little bit weird with them at best looking like very early PS3 graphics as they do look pretty fake an while there is no way that they could have done practically there still should have been some effort put into making there tongues look as good as they could gave done for a film that was released in 2004. However to the films credit the ending explosion does look really good with the makers of this film putting alot of thought and effort into making that explosion which is something that does make sense as it is technically a key plot point in the film and while yes the explosion itself does look dated by today's standards baring in mind that this film wouldn't have had a huge effects budget in the first place that ending explosion does look as good as it was ever really going to look. 

Whilst the first film did have Alice taking part in some fight scenes and some stunts here in this film it did feel like that that became her entire character. Which is just odd as they have Jill who in this film is all about talking part in fights s the film basically has two versions of the same character with the makers of this film quite clearly favoring Alice over Jill which from the point of view of the mainstream audience is something that does make sense as they won't know who Jill is and what her story is and therefor won't mind that Alice is beating up alot of people in this film but those who did play the game and are watching this film because of the love that they have for those games will find it weird that there's two versions of the same character both of whom are meant to be the best fighter in the group with the only difference being that Alice was given her skills as a fighter whereas Jill wasn't. This is somethin that while it does make the fight scenes in this film alot more fun to watch as now we have not but two very beautiful women beating up zombies it also just makes the makers of this film not only lazy but also arrogant as they are saying that there creation is far more better then the character the fans of the game have come to know and love an while people would over the course of the films come to like Alice as a character they already loved Jill coming into this film therefor it would have made sense for the makers of this film to not focus on Alice as much and give some of the focus to Jill and heck they could even gave Alice play the same kind of role that she did end up playing in this film but in a more reduced capacity. However tho the mainstream fans who didn't play the games but just wanted to see this movie would be missing out as alot of the really cool stuff does happen with Alice and while there us nothing wrong with making Alice more of the bada*s of the group its something that does only work when there already isn't a bada*s in the group as then you cold have the group and Alice conflicting on how to handle a situation but given the fact that the group essentially has to leaders both of whom are bada**es that just doesn't get to happen in this film.

This is the film where we do find out not only who crated the original T-Virus but also what it was originally meant for. With being revealed that Dr. Ashford created it to help his daughter walk again something which he is unable to do and yet when Umbrella found out about this they took it of him and turned into what we know it to be this is a really good idea as it not only gives us some lore for the film but it also makes Umbrella be even more evil then what they already are as they took something that was meant as a way for a father to help his daughter and they just saw dollar signs and they took it of him and changed and muted it into something completely different which is a really good idea in the first place. Yet the film doesn't do anything with this idea as they never mention it after Dr. Ashfords daughter Angela mentions it when she mentions that both she and Alice have huge doses of the virus running through there bodies and yet that is something that really could have been explored more as it gives Umbrella more of a tie to alot of the characters then what they already have in the first place and it makes them appear to be all the more evil then what they already are in the first place. Heck even the fact that both Angela and Alice have huge doses of this apparently deadly virus running through there bodies and yet it doesn't kill them is something that whilst it does get explained as they are both immune to the virus which does create a problem when it comes to creating tension its also something that isn't that well thought out as the makers of this film not only don't go into that much detail about why that's the case in the first place but they also do nothing with it as it doesn't create any tension between Alice and the other survivors and we don't get to find out why we should care that the blood of these two people might hold the cure to this deadly virus in the first place but if the film did go into more detail then it does run the risk of making the film be alot less fun to watch.

Whereas the first film was a horror film and an action film second from this film onwards that does pretty much stop being the case. As they become and action film first and a horror film second with this being something that does happen in this film as while there are plenty of creepy moments in the film like at the school for example or the entire scene at the church both of which are very good examples of that as they do take the time to build suspense and while the scares themselves are nothing more then jump scares we do get some really fun deaths in them all of which do make it clear as day that the makers of this film do still know how to make a good horror film but then for no reason the film will just show us a really over the top action scenes. Granted this is a good way to get people excited during the film but alot of the time tho the films action is just there to show off what either Milla Jovovich or Sienna Guillory can do as while alot of the films other actors are taking part in the films action it is mainly them and Oded Fehr alot of the really cool stuff and all this does is make the film feel uneven as a film like this one should treat both the action and horror equally good and not favor one other the over but given the fact that the makers of this film do cram in alot more action scenes then they do scary scenes it is pretty obvious that they did favor being more of an action film then they did being an action horror film and this is something that didn't stop with this film as with each passing film they upped the action but downplayed more of the horror to the point where you could say that the last few Resident Evil live action films weren't horror films but they were action films and you'd be right and that is something that did start with this film and while fair enough you do want to show off what Milla Jovovich can do in a fight scene you can still do that whilst also having her be scared for life when a zombie comes to attack her.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty three minuets and forty eight seconds. This is a solid amount of time for this film to have as the films plot is a really simple and therefor it doesn't need a longer running time in order to do its story any kind of justice and whilst yes fair enough it would have helped the film out quite alot if the film was a a little bit longer but at the same time tho that would make alot of the films issues seem all the more bigger as we would be forced to focus on them alot more then what we are in the first place with the film having the right amount of plot there to cover that amount of running time in the first place. Yet at the same time this this film really doesn't use its running time all that wisely as the film doesn't take the time to develop its plot as the makers of the film seem to be more invested in literally anything else in the film then they are in not only giving the films plot some much needed development but also in starting the main plot of the film as with this film having such a short amount of running time really every single scene needed to be about advancing the films plot and the film can't do that when it's main plot is started deep into the films second act with it being clear as day that the makers of this film cared more about giving us the same flashback scene over and over again in this film then they did in giving us a well thought out plot. The same thing is also true for the films severe lack of character development as none of the films characters including the returning who it could be argued doesn't need character development due to her being in the first film as none of them get any character development even the films new characters and yet they are the ones that really did need it the most and yet this is something that the makers of this film very easily could have done by not giving us an action scenes every five minuets and instead giving us a scene where the character just sit and talk and are given the chance to get across just what it is that makes them tick as people but the makers of this film seem to be more focused on giving us lots of action scenes but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.

So now then as this is an action film that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual action that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual action that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really god. Heck you could very well make the case for tis films action being the best thing about the film as a whole as its where this film does get to be more alot of dumb fun to watch as we get to see all of the characters doing these really cool things with the only major thing that does let down this films action being the fact that the film cuts several times inbetween each shot which is something that does make it hard to work out just what it is that's going on in alot of this films action scenes. With the best action scene in this whole entire film being the scene where Alice runs down the side of a building just to meet back up with her friends which is just such a cool as heck stunt that it was featured in alot of the films marketing and it's not that hard to see why as its a stunt that does look really good with the version in the films trailer actually being alot more better then then the one in the final film due to the fact that the one in the trailer has "Not Listening" by Papa Roach playing over it whilst in the film it just has a more generic instrumental track playing over it with this really going to show you that even tho a stunt is cool you sill a good piece if music playing over it to make be all the more better with the stunt itself being a really impressive one with Milla herself doing the end part of the stunt and its that dedication that makes it better as you get to see the characters face in the shot for real with the rest of the films action scenes being just as good as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall no matter what people think of this film the one thing that we call agree on is that it's better then whatever Welcome To Raccoon City was trying to be as this film knows full well that it's a dumb and bad video game movie and isn't afraid to be exactly that with the film being alot more fun to watch because of it in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in his very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a gran old score of exactly a 6 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Scary Movie 2026 Film SPOILER FILLED Film Review

The art of the parody was one that was long thought to be dead and buried thanks to films like Meet The Spartans and oddly enough the last Scary Movie film. Yet with the world of horror being more popular now then its ever been The Wayans Brothers have been handed the key back to the franchise that they started in the first place and well you all knew that I had to check this film the very first chance that I got and so then join me as I give you my SPOILER FILLED review of the film that does cross alot of lines with the film in question being called simply just "Scary Movie" enjoy.

The plot of this film is twenty six years after the events of the first Cindy and her daughters Sara and Tuesday along with there friends have to team up with Doofy , Brenda , Shorty and Ray to find out who this new killer is and stop them once and for all. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. Without giving away that much about the films plot you can tell right away just from what film is being spoofed here and it is oddly fitting as the first film also spoofed the first film of that particular franchise as well. This films plot is one that is done really well as it does give you all of things that you want to see in a Scary Movie plot as these films did more often then not just spoof what was popular in horror films at that time which in this case is legacy sequels and to be fair to this film this is something that this films plot does handle really well with the plot not only tipping its hat to the first two films in ways that do feel respectful but also in just being a fun filled plot with the thing that does let his films plot down is the fact that it does feel a little bit on weaker side say what you will about the first films plot but you never really knew where it was going whereas here you do know where its going and that does make the plot of this films feel that little bit more predictable but given just how bad the movie industry is right now maybe that's something that we need with te plot of this film also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.  

Starring in this film is one of this films co-writers and producers Marlon Wayans as Shorty Meeks and one of this films co-writers and producers Shawn Wayans as Ray Wilkins. Also starring in this film is Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell , Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks , Damon Wayans Jr. as Agent Underwood , Gregg Wayans as Brad Meeks , Kim Wayans as Nurse Ratchett , Benny Zielke as Jess , Cameron Scott Roberts as Jack , Cheri Oteri as Gail Hailstorm , Chris Elliott as Shorthand , Dave Sheridan as Doofy Gilmore and the voice of Ghostface , Heidi Gardner as Agent Berger , Lochlyn Munro as Greg Phillippe , Olivia Rose Keegan as Sara Campbell , Ruby Snowber as Val , Savannah Lee Nassif as Tuesday Campbell and Sydney Park as Dei Meeks.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. This films acting really is just so good with all of this films actors both returning and new really nailing there characters with the new actors really getting just who there characters are meant to be spoofing with them kind of mimicking those performances like what they did back in Scary Movie 1 and with the new actors it really does feel like that they've just got through playing these characters before starting work on this film as they just slip so easily back into those characters with them picking up right where they left of performance wise. With the best actor in this film being Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks as she really does turn in a great performance as this character with her keeping Brenda the exact same way as she was back in the first film only now she's more warmer to Cindy with Regina along with Anna Faris getting alot of really funny lines in this film with Regina's performance being so good that you could mistake her for being the lead character in the film with her having alot of really good chemistry not just with the returning actors but also the new actors as well, her performance in the film is also the one that does feel the most real as we see that Brenda now has twins and we see her struggle to keep them alive in her own Brenda way which is something that does shine through in her performance in this film. With the acting that's in this very film also being helped by the fact that this films script is just so good that all this films actors have to do is just say the lines as they are written and a good performance will come out of them naturally which is something that really does help to raise the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.

When it comes to the films characters this is a very much a film of two halves as while the original characters are still very much there old selves the same thing cannot be said for the films newer characters. As they do feel much feel like the characters that they are meant to be spoofing with there being very little added to them to make them feel like fully formed characters and infact you could make the case that the films new characters don't feel like Scary Movie characters but rather they feel like the characters you would expect to see in films like Epic Movie or Meet The Spartans as they are that dull and lifeless. Whereas with the returning characters they all do feel like they did back in the first film which for a character like Ray is something that is surprising as given that these days you would expect a character like him to be toned down as to not offend anyone here it oddly feels like he's been tuned all the way up and its something that does work as this is a film that does take aim at every one and everything and that's good as that's how a film like this one should be. While Cindy was very much Sidney Prescott in the first film here she is a mixture of 2018 Laurie Strode along with the Grandma character from Final Destination: Bloodlines and Sidney Prescott and that is something that on paper shouldn't work and yet it is something that does oddly work for her character as her character was all about taking on whatever character trope was popular in horror at that time where as Brenda is still just herself in all of the best ways possible and Shorty is now a streamer who literally gets paid for doing nothing which again is perfect for his character and if the makers of this film did put as much thought and effort into there new characters as they did the old ones then we would have some really memorable and funny characters in this film.

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In what is something that could be seen as being a weird move this film not only makes references to the second Scary Movie film but also takes jabs at Scary Movies 3 and 4. This is something that none of the other films have done in the past with each film pretty much taking place in it's separate universe with only a few things carrying over but given that the second film was last time that any one of The Wayans Brothers was involved with the franchise it does make sense that they would tip there hat to that film with even the character of Shorthand being confused for the character of Hansen from that film yet the thing that doesn't make sense being the fact that they take shots at the third and fourth films whilst also ignoring the fifth one. As again this is something that none of the other films have done and yet it is something that does feel like The Wayans Brothers are taking aim at The Weinsteins as they did force them out of the franchise and made the rest of the films without them but by having The Wayans Brothers take aim at those films it does feel a tad bit childish as it wasn't something that was needed but to be fair tho the makers of this film did do the right thig by having Anna Farris be the one to deliver those jabs as you can tell in those films that she is struggling to make them funny where as here in this film it does feel like she's being set free, just to go back to the nod to the second film for a minuet instead of making Shorthand be someone who looks like Hansen they should have made him Hansen as even tho he is in the one scene the character does look a lot like him and he was a fan favorite character from that film so they very easily could have made the characters the same character with Shorthand being a name that he's gone by to avoid detection which would have been a good idea and if they wanted to make it funny you could have it be a disguise that doesn't work with people just calling him Hansen with him saying that that's not his name.

As you might be able to work out from the title this film is spoofing Scream 2022 and with that does come alot of cameos as we get Kenan Thompson as Jermaine Jackson , Jon Abrahams as Bobby Prinze , Teyana Taylor as herself , horror icon Felissa Rose , Anthony Anderson as himself , Carmen Electra as a bartender , Shaquille O'Neal as himself with both Anthony Anderson and Shaquille O'Neal playing two of this films four killers with the other two being Ray and Shorty, the cameos in this film where things that did work as while they do draw attention to themselves alot of the time that is also part of the joke with both Carmen and Teyana making a joke about them both being in the opening scene of a Scary Movie film. With this film mainly spoofing Scream 2022 they do kind of go the obvious route with Bobby by having him be Sara's dad with Sara obviously being the Tara stand in and thankfully they don't go all the way with it as that would mean that they wouldn't be able to have there fun and poke fun at that film and Scream VI with alot of the films cameos essentially being there just to riff on Scream someone more with the only cameo that was disappointing being the Felissa Rose cameo as she only appears standing behind Cindy during the Terrifer 3 mall scene spoof and she never says a single line of dialog which does feel like a waste as if your going to go out of way to get horror royalty in your film for cameo then why not have her poke fun at her mist iconic role Angela Baker as that then would have been somewhat funny to see and it would have given the younger audience that are watching this film a character to go and look up which just that in of itself would have been funny to see there reactions to finding out the twist ending to Sleepaway Camp and yet the makers of this film don't really do anything with her heck at least with all of the other cameos they do make jokes and have them do some funny stuff in the film but with Felissa Rose they don't do anything with her which just feels weird as she is most well known horror actor in this film.

For some reason this film chose to copy Scream 7 by having a bad Ghostface reveal and while that is something that wasn't intended to be funny in that film in this film that is very much the idea. As we do find out that there are four killers in this film with them being Anthony Anderson , Shaquille O'Neal , Ray and Shorty with the film going over the top with it's reveals as we do first find out that it could be Val who is the killer along with Jack which is something that would have been in line with the film that they were meant to be spoofing but then the flip on its head by having it two of them be these people that we haven't seen in the film with the other two being legacy characters. Heck even the killers motives are all meant to be seen as a joke as they are all tired of black people being killed of in horror films not being the main killer with both Shaquille O'Neal and Anthony Anderson being upset that out of all of the characters that they did bring back neither one of them was asked back in the first place which is a very funny and very tongue in cheek idea that it does work and while yes the original films main killer reveal wasn't that impressive either as they didn't take the time to give us clues as to who the main killers where even tho they were repeating alot of line from Scream word for word alot of the time here tho as there not really doing that in this film they could have taken the time the give us some clues as to who the killers are as even tho they quite literally tell us that Jack is a killer with him being named after Jack Quaid from Scream 2022 they still really could have given clues that made us think that there really is someone working with Jack only to then reveal that those clues are actually for the films real killers as that would have been a great way to put a Scary Movie style twist on the killer reveal from that film.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and twenty five minuets and forty five seconds. Which is pretty much the bogstandard running time for this franchise as alot of the films did have very similar running times to them and to be fair to this film it really did need that amount of running time just due to the fact that it did have alot of characters to both introduce and reintroduce and it couldn't do that and still tell a good and funny story with a running time that is even ten minuets shorter as something would be lost with the film even having the right amount of plot there to cover that amount of running time in the first place. Yet this film does kind of not use it's running time all that wisely as the film doesn't take the time to fully develop its plot which in all fairness was something that it really didn't need to do as it was just copying the plot of Scream 2022 and therefor it really didn't need to have a well developed plot it still would have been nice if the makers of this film did add things to this films plot that would have made it feel more like a film that could stand on its own without the parody aspect which is something that very much is the case with the first film as if you remove the fact that it is copying the plots of both Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer that films plot does still stand up on it's own where as here it does feel like that since that not that much if anything was added to the plot to make it more thought and developed that if you remove the fact that its spoofing Scream 2022 then the the film just falls apart with it being made obvious the makers of this film did care more about the cameos then they did about giving us a more well thought out plot. Much like with the first film this is something that does kind of effect the films characters as well as none of them get any kind of character development which in all fairness is something that is also true for the first film as well but they still could have gone the extra mile to give these new characters especially some form of character development just to help them feel all the more memorable as characters but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.

So now then as this is a comedy that really does mean that I gave to actually talk about the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. With the film spoofing films like M3GAN , Final Destination: Bloodlines , Michael , Scream 2022, Scream VI , Weapons , Sinner and oddly enough K-Pop: Demon Hunters among many other films but yeah alot of this films parodies do work and while yes granted there not as good as the parodies were in the first Scary Movie film as there you could tell that the makers of that film did have a deep love of horror as whole there is still more effort and more thought in this films parodies then ay of the films that were made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. With the best joke in the whole entire film being in the third act when all of the main returning characters decide that they've have enough if franchises being ruined by kids and decide to take this franchise back by killing of alot of the remaining kids in this film in a house fire but it doesn't end there as when they think that they've made it out alive with all of there clothes still intact the camera that cuts around to the back of them to reveal that only the front parts of there clothes survive with everything on the back being burned which is a great little twist to add to things and the fact that none of the characters mention anything about it being cold or there being a draft is something that is the cherry on top with it being made clear as day that the makers of this film really did put alot of thought and effort into that one joke alone with the rest of this films jokes being just as good as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

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Overall whilst the first two films are still the best films in this franchise this film is easily better then movies 3 through 5 as it does have that heart and spirit and that made those first two films stand out in the first place while we have both this film and the new Masters Of The Universe film out this week go and see both films as they are both alot more better then alot of the more modern Hollywood films really are with this film proving that it doesn't matter if you offend people as along as your funny and that is something that really is in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review then that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 7 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Scary Movie 2000 Film Review

For as long as horror movies have been popular there have always been willing to parody them and poke fun at alot of there tropes. With none doing that better then The Wayans Brothers with them setting the gold standard for what a horror parody should be so much so that here is a new entry coming out in a franchise that they started with them returning to write and produce the film and so then join me as I review the film that gives us a really good Scream parody with the film in question being called simply just "Scary Movie" enjoy.

The plot of this film is one year after they killed someone Cindy and her friends find themselves being stalked by someone who knows there secret. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. Whilst this films main plot does make it look like that they are mainly spoofing I Know What You Did Last Summer the films plot does serve more as a parody of horror films from the nineties with the plot of this film being to able to weave in the parody in a way that does make sense unlike films like Date Movie or Epic Movie where it felt like they were stopping the plot of the film to do the parody. Granted tho this films plot is a bit on the weak side with it being quite hard to tell just what he main plot of this film is even meant to be alot of the time however tho this isn't always seen as a bad thing as it does allow the film to squeeze in some more jokes and have more funny moments with the characters and not be bogged down buy having to explain away things in the plot which is something that it would have had to have done if the makers of this film did choose to put alot more focus on the plot of the film and while yes having more of a focus on the films plot is a good thing it's not really needed to make this films plot work in the first place as the characters and the jokes are more then good enough that it does make you forget just how wafer thin that this films plot is with the plot of this film also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell and one of this films co-writers Marlon Wayans as Shorty Meeks. Also starring in this film is Jon Abrahams as Bobby Prinze , Dave Sheridan as Doofy Gilmore , Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks , one of this films co-writers Shawn Wayans as Ray Wilkins , Shannon Elizabeth as Buffy Gilmore , Lochlyn Munro as Greg Phillippe , Cheri Oteri as Gail Hailstorm , Kurt Fuller as Sheriff Burke , Carmen Electra as Drew Decker , Rick Ducommun as Neil Campbell , Jayne Trcka as Miss Mann , Kelly Coffield Park as A Teacher , David L. Lander as Principal 'Squiggy' Squiggman , Andrea Nemeth as Heather , Marissa Jaret Winokur as Tina , this films director Keenen Ivory Wayans as A Slave , Tanja Reichert as Miss Congeniality , Ted Cole as Older Man In Theater and James Van Der Beek as Dawson Leery.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. The fact that this films acting is as good as it is in the first place is something that both not all that surprising but also entirely surprising as while we know today that alot of these actors are really funny people we didn't know that back in 2000 with none of this films not even being that well known therefore it was still surprising that we got to see some really good and funny performances in this film as it is something that we very easily could have had if the makers of this film chose the wrong people to be in this film. With the best actor in this film being Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell as even back in the year 2000 she was still giving us alot of laughs in this film with making what could have been seen as a character that's nothing more then a Sidney Prescott knock off character which to be fair she pretty much is in this film yet she still make her feel like her own unique character that while yes she can be seen as being dim and not all that smart but she is the only one who right from the get go is willing to do the right thing with her even being the kind of kind of character that would do her best to help her friends with all of these things coming through in her final performance and it is something that does make her performance in this film be all the more better then what it really had any right to be. With the acting that's in this film really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so good that all this films actors have to do is just say the lines as they are written and a good performance will come out of them naturally which is something that really does help to raise the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.

Character wise much like with the films acting the films characters are alot more better then what they could have been. While Cindy is pretty much a more dimmed down version of Sidney from Scream that is pretty much the point of her character as alot of this films characters are meant to be spoofs of the characters from Scream with Bobby and Ray and being Billy and Stu respectively and Buffy and Brenda share the character of Tatum with no one really being the Randy character and yet these are things that do work for this film as the whole point of this film is lovingly lampoon Scream and other horror films of the nineties and alot of that does include having these self referential character that are fully aware of the fact that they in a horror film. Yet at the same time the characters are unique enough that if you remove the character that that are meant to be lampooning they do still stand on there own with the only thing that does let the characters down is the fact that you do know where each character is going just based on who they are lampooning when it would have helped the film alot more if we the audience had no idea where each character was going to end up as that would allow the characters the chance to actually grow as characters and for the makers of this film to have alot more fun at the expense of the characters from Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer as alot of this films characters do spoof these characters and yet it's not done in a meanspirited way rather it's done in a way that does say that these characters are making fun of these other characters but our characters aren't that good and that's really it, with alot of the characters having other sides to them that do make them feel more fleshed out like Buffy can be a snob sometimes but she's the first one to notice that Greg is in serious trouble and does try to do something about and it's the same for alot of this films main characters which is something that really does make feel more well thought out then other parody characters.

As was mentioned this film does mainly spoof both the original I Know What You Did Last Summer and the original Scream. However there are alot of parodies in this film and all of them do feel right as there not only spoofing things that were popular for five minuets like they did in the later Scary Movie sequels but there spoofing films that alot of people still know about to this day like The Usual Suspects with it's big ending reveal or the fact that they do a brief but still pretty funny spoof of The Blair Witch Project and heck it's not even just horror films that get spoofed as they reference Dawson's Creek among other things and yet none of them feel out of place as they are all woven into the plot on the film in an organic way. Whereas in later parody movies they would just parody anything even if they haven't seen the thing that there making fun off whereas here it does feel like that the makers of this film did fully understand that they had to make the parody work and because of that it does come across as them having a love for the thing that they are meant to be spoofing with alot of the things that they are spoofing being things that are still being talked about to this very day. This is something that does set this film apart from other parody movies that came out after this film as alot of them had the premise of only spoofing one certain type of movie but would then involve other pop culture references for no reason here outside of few parodies to TV adverts and one TV show they do mainly stick to horror and while the plot of the film does make it seem like they would just be spoofing slasher films they really don't as they just poke fun at alot of the popular films that came out in the nineties and while it would have worked just as well to see them spoof some classic slasher tropes in the way that Scream itself would do just spoofing these more popular films is something that does work as well as it is something that alot of the mainstream audience would know about.

In what is something that could be seen as being an understandable move this films central mystery isn't all that good. This is something that does make sense as the film is meant to be more of comedy then a mystery film and therefor the makers of this film didn't put alot of thought and effort into there mystery as they would have been putting all of that love and attention to the films jokes which is understandable however tho there did still need to be some love and thought given to this films mystery something which they could have done by giving us clues so that we the audience could have worked out who the killers of the films are but instead of doing it in a more subtle way like they did in the first Scream film they could have done in a way that makes sense for this film. That being make the clues as over the top and as obvious as they could have done and to be fair to this film it is something that do try do by having the character of Bobby straight recite lines from the first Scream film word for word but they don't go all the way with it by having Ray also do that exact same thing alot of the time as the only time that ray does is during the big reveal whereas Bobby does it quite alot of the time. This is something that really does make it obvious that these two are the films killers and it is something that would have made sense for this film and yet they don't do it rather they instead chose to focus more on fart jokes then on giving us a more well thought out but still funny mystery with the only big thing to come out of the film during the big reveal was the reveal of a third killer which is a good idea and the fact that we don't get to find out what his motive is is something that does make that idea slightly more funny then what it really should have been.

The film does give both Bobby and Ray reasons for taking up the Ghostface mantle with the reasons being as funny as you'd expect with Bobby just wanting to get laid and Ray being upset that his favorite TV show "The Wayans Bros." was cancelled without even getting a proper final episode both of these reasons whilst they are dumb reasons in the first place are perfectly in keeping with the rest of the film as the film is all about pushing what you can do with a parody and then doing the most stupidest thing that you can do with and this is something that the killers motives do do with even Bobby's motive being something that could be seen as being a direct correlation of him being a spoof of Billy Loomis as Billy did spend a good chuck of the that first Scream film trying to get laid. As for Ray his reason to be a killer is something that is just pure comedy gold as let's be real here we have all gotten upset over the fact that our favorite TV show has gotten cancelled at some point in time with the thing that makes it funnier being the fact that Ray's actor Shawn Wayans not only created "The Wayans Bros." but also starred in it with Marlon Wayans with the pair of them even singing the shows opening theme song, this is something that does make that reason to be a killer be all the more funny as it feels alot less like a person being angry that there favorite TV show was cancelled but more like that one of the creator and stars of that show was angry that it got cancelled before they had a chance to finish it off properly and yet neither character does come across as being truly evil whereas with Billy and Stu once you get to around about the half way mark of that first Scream film you do see them acting more and more evil but here in this film you see Bobby and Ray just being there typical likable selves which is something that does make the big reveal be all the more shocking and while the second film just straight up ignored it it was a really well done reveal.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and twenty eight minuets and twenty eight seconds. This is pretty much the bogstanderd running time for a film like this one to have and to be fair to this film it is pretty much the perfect running time for this film to have as the film doesn't have alot of things to set up outside of it's characters and mystery as we don't need to know how this films world works as it's a clear parody of the world of Scream and we don't need to have alot of backstory given to us as that would get in the way of the films jokes with the film even having the ight amount of plot there to cover that amount of running time in the first place. However tho this film doesn't really use it's running time all that wisely due to the fact that the film really doesn't take the time to fully develop it's plot and whilst this is understandable as this film was meant to be a one and done film and therefor the makers of this film did devote more time to it's jokes which does result in the film having less time to develop it's plot it still would have been nice if the makers of this film did devote more time to its plot as then the makers of this film would be able to make a film that does stand on its own if you remove the parody aspect of it with this being something that doesn't happen as the film is so closely linked to spoofing both I Know What You Did Last Summer and Scream that you can't think of this film without thinking of those films and yet if the film did give more time to it's plot the film would be able to stand more on its own. This is somethin that does kind of effect the films character development as while the films characters don't get that much character development in the final cut of the film one could make the case that that's the point of these characters as they are meant to be spoofs of other better characters but it still would have been nice if this film did devote more time to making its characters be more well thought and developed but the makers of this film cared more about the jokes then they did about giving the characters any kind of character development but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.

So now then as this is a comedy that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. Look to be frank alot of this films especially the ones that they make about Ray as funny as they are they are also the kinds of jokes that would stop this film from being made today abut on a more positive side the film does through so many jokes at you that it really doesn't matter if they tell a bad joke because by the time they've told that one bad joke they've quickly followed it up with two of three really funny jokes. With the films best joke being the whole scene with Brenda and Ray at the movies as the whole thing is just one big parody of the opening scene from Scream 2 even down to the fact that Brenda just doesn't shut up even when the movie is playing with it being this that sees her get killed not by Ghostface but by all of the other theater goers with alot of them even getting there own quick quip about she ruined another movie screening that they were at which is just such a funny scene as it does flip that whole Scream 2 opening scene on its head by just pointing out how funny a scene like that could very easily have become and while the next film does retcon that scene out the fact that it is was included in the film in the first place is more then enough to make it a funny joke with the thing that takes it over the top being the fact that Regina Hall is just so funny in that scene with her acting as obnoxious as Brenda could be without it getting to the point where the character becomes unlikable with the rest of the films jokes being just as good as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

Overall while the new film does seem to be a return to form for this ailing franchise given how the reactions have gone to just the films trailers alone. That doesn't mean that this film really is lacking as this is film is still just as funny today as it was back in 2000 with this film proving that parody films really can be funny when there being made by the right creative team in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as ell as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 7.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

The Slumber Party Massacre 1982 Film Review

When alot of people think of eighties horror movies they do more often then not think of films like Child's Play , The Shining , Friday The 13th or A Nightmare On Elm Street. Yet they never seem to think of the lesser known horror horror films the ones had a decent eye catching poster to them and that's really it and its one of those films that i'm going to be talking to you all about you today and so then join me as I review the film that started of a franchise that like alot of other eighties slasher films has been poorly remade with the film in question being called simply just "The Slumber Party Massacre" enjoy.

The plot of this film is when a group of friends decide to have a slumber party they find themselves in for the fight of there lives when an escaped convict decides to crash the party. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. Look to be fair you don't go into this film expecting to see a good plot you go into it expecting to see alot of very pretty girls get killed and to be fair that this is something that this film does give us in spades. With the films plot being alot more better then what t really had any right to be as by all rights this films plot should have been really bad and yet you an tell that the films writer Rita Mae Brown did put alot of thought and effort into the films plot as it is a plot that is alot more tighter then other films of this kind like for example Nightmare Sisters. However tho that is about the only positive that one can say about this films plot as while yes there is alot of thought and effort put into its plot the plot on the whole still isn't the strongest plot out with the main idea of having the film mainly taking place at this one slumber party feeling like it was just an excuse to get pretty women into skimpy clothes and while that is a great way to sell the film it doesn't add anything to the main plot of the film as the main film could have taken place in any situation and nothing about the films plot would need be changed all that much and while there is an effort to make this films plot be alot more better then other lesser known eighties horror films it's still not the best plot out there with the plot of this fil also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Michelle Michaels as Trish Devereaux , Robin Stille as Valerie Bates and Michael Villella as Russ Thorn. Also starring in this film is Debra Deliso as Kim Clarke , Andree Honore as Jackie Cassidy , Gina Mari as Diane , Jennifer Meyers as Courtney Bates , Joseph Alan Johnson as Neil , David Millbern as Jeff , Jim Reid Boyce as John Raden Minor , Pamela Roylance as Coach Rachel Jana , horror legend Brinke Stevens as Linda Dawn Grant , Rigg Kennedy as David Contant , Jean Vargas as Mary , Howard Purgason as Mr. Devereaux and Anna Patton as Mrs. Annette Devereaux.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty OK at best. Again much like with the films plot you don't go into a film like this one expecting there to be good acting in it and for the most part that is exactly what we get with all of the actors playing the girls giving us some really decent performances but where the acting does fall flat is in the performances of the films male victims as it does seem like that no one told them that this film was meant to be a serious slasher film and due to that they do give us alot of really over the top performances all of which do lower the films quality of acting. With the best actor in the whole entire film being Michael Villella as Russ Thorn as even tho he doesn't say all that much in the film he does say alot more with his body language with us being able to tell mostly what he's thinking or feeling due to what he's doing on screen, with the man even having these oddly captivating eyes that do make him seem more evil and deranged and yet when he does give us a few lines of dialog near the end of the film he still manages to make it work with those lines feeling something that his character would say and while it does help that he does seem to have a lot of chemistry with all of the films other actors what really does help his performance is the fact that you buy him as this insane killer as the man just looks like someone who might be a killer. With the acting that's in this very film not really being helped by the fact that this films script doesn't really give any f this films actors absolutely anything to work with with interms of what it is that there actual characters personalities are even meant to be in the first place which is something that really does harm the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film. 

Whist this film might have started out life as a parody of slasher films clearly no one told the writer to adjust the characters to reflect the films now more serious tone. As to put it bluntly all of the films characters are just very one note characters with all of them feeling like the kinds of characters thar you expect to see in the first draft of a script and not the kinds of characters that you would want to be seeing in the films final draft as none of them feel well thought out and none of them have anything interesting about them heck it's hard to even remember alot of this films characters as they do all just blend into one. This is something that would have been OK if this film was made as a slasher parody as it was originally intended to be as then you could argue that the film is poking fun at the character types in eighties slasher films but due to the fact that the producers of the film didn't know that this was meant to be a parody and ordered it to be a straight forward serious slasher film there should have been more work and more thought an effort put into making this films characters stand out as alot of them do feel like they are just there to be victims with the only characters that have some time given to them being sisters Valerie and Courtney Bates and even then those characters don't come across as being likable as when they are together they spend alot of there time just arguing with each other. Yet the film does start something possibly interesting with the character of Diane being a snob and not wanting to invite Valerie due to the fact that she's just moved to town and is better then Diane at everything this is something that should have been given more focus as it make the character of Diane feel more like a human being and it makes the character of Valerie be all the more likable but for one reason or another the film just drops that entire angle.

It could well be agued that this film is like Nightmare Sisters in that both films do have very eye catching posters and have big named horror stars starring in them but outside of that there's nothing to either film. This is by no means a bad thing as while Nightmare Sisters is very much a dark horror comedy this film is very much meant to be a straight forward slasher and as straight up slasher films go yeah this film isn't that good due to the fact that it does have an absurd premise to it but it does have all the markings of being a cult film as the film does know when to go over the top with it's comedy and the film does have moments in it that are so bad and so badly done that you can't help but to fall in love with them. This is something that does in it's own way make both films fun to watch as yes there are other and better horror films out there but sometimes you do just want to watch something that is so bad that you can't help but love them and while both Nightmare Sisters and this film do have a very wacky premise its this film does handle its premise all the more better due to the fact that the killers backstory is being more told to us in the background which does add a reply value to the film with us being told threw things like newspapers and radio not only who the killer is but also what his crimes were in the past which is a subtle way of getting all of that needless exposition out of the way with it being this kind of subtle storytelling that is sadly missing from alot of horror films as alot of them do outright tell you what the killers backstory is and alot of them do show us how he escaped the law in the first place where here in this film that is left to the imagination and that is something that does make it all the more scarier and while Nightmare Sisters didn't have anything like that it is something that would have helped the film out in the long run.

Just to give you an idea of how underrated this franchise is this one film spawned two sequels , a spin off trilogy called Sorority House Massacre and another series of spin off films called Cheerleader Massacre with the first of those films even bringing back Brinke Stevens as Linda Dawn Grant. It really is nuts just how many films prior to the god awful remake that this film has spawned given the fact that the sequel to this film just outright abandons the Russ Thorn character for a Freddy Krueger knock off character ad the third film ditched him for someone else entirely and yet people do still on coming back for more. This is something that does show you that you don't need to be a big well known horror franchise to have a fanbase as sometimes all you need is a film that has the courage to do things its own way and to just have fun with it and thats exactly what you get with this film as while yes there's no denying the fact that this film isn't that good but what can be said about the film is that it is a fun watch with the film having plenty of entertaining scenes in it like the fact that Valerie and Courtney have this argument while the body of Kim just about staying in the fridge that Courtney keeps on opening with both her and Valerie just missing the body each and every time this is not only a really funny scene in its own right but it does also add some tension to the film as well as it becomes only a matter of time before her body discovered an sure enough the sisters do see the body with them both taking the time to scream as loudly as possible before leaving the kitchen. This is a scene that if it was in any other slasher film just wouldn't work as well due to the fact that they would be more bothered with getting to the next kill but here due to the fact that Kim is the last person that Russ kills in the film the makers of this film are therefore allowed to have more fun with it and they do take advantage of that.

As was mentioned several times in this review this film was originally envisioned by its writer Rita Mae Brown to be more like a slasher parody think Scream with a hint of Scooby-Doo. This is something that should have remained as there moments in the film like the films infamous shower scene which was quite literally only added in to the film so that the makers of the film could actually sell the film to theater owners with that being shot in such a way that it wouldn't feel out of place in a parody of slasher films infact it would have fit right in and yet due to the fact that the producers of the film instead saw it more as a serious slasher film it does mean that that scene now does feel out of place as instead of laughing with the film we are now left laughing at the film. With there being plenty of scenes like that in the film like for example there is a scene where a few of characters do all get behind each other and start moving in the same direction much like they would do in Scooby-Doo and this is something that does make you wonder if the makers of this film even bothered to change the original script as alot of of it does feel like something that you would see in a parody film with those moments being something that while they do still work in the film as it is they would have worked so much more better of the film was a parody as then the film would be able to give us the audience a knowing wink and nudge as they would know full well that there making a bad movie but are still willing to have fun with it and while yes this film was pretty much always guaranteed to be nothing more then a cult franchise if the film was a full blown parody it would have stuck out all the more in the slasher boom of the eighties rather then just fade away like it essentially has done.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and sixteen minuets and fifteen seconds. To be fait to this film is kind of the expected running time for a film like this one to have but at the same time tho it would have helped the film quite alot if the film was even just fifteen minuets longer due to the fact that the film does have alot of story and alot of main characters and it can't cover all of that and give the characters the spotlight that the really did need with that shorter amount of running time with the film even having the right amount of plot there to cover that amount of running time n the first place. Yet even so this film does very sadly not use its running time all that wisely due to thew fact that this film doesn't take the time to fully develop its plot this is mainly due to the fact that the film doesn't have that long of a running time in the first place and while the films plot as it is is a fine plot there's nothing about it that makes it standout whereas if the makers of this film did take the time to add things to the plot that did make it feel a bit more well thought out then it is something that could have made the film be alot more interesting but due to the fact that this film isn't that long it really can't do that. This is something that does also effect the films character development as none of this films characters get any kind of character development even Courtney who it could be argued wouldn't need character development in this film due to her being the main character in the films sequel and yet she really did need to get it in this film as she and the films other characters don't get any kind of character development heck we don't even get to find out all that much about any of this films characters outside of Russ Thorn and that's it with it really being more clear that the makers of this film really did care more about the films kills then they did in giving there characters some much needed character development but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.

So now then as this is a slasher film that really does mean that I have to actually talk abut the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. To be fair this films kills might very well be the best aspect of the film as the films killer does have a very unique weapon in that he uses a hand drill and while that is something that could be seen as being something that holds the film back due to the fact that the film can't really get alot of creative kills with that weapon the makers of this film do go out of there way to make this tool seem scary by having him use it not only ways that just involve him stabbing someone in the chest. With the films best kill being the death of Russ Thorn himself as we get to see him , Valerie , Courtney and Trish al struggle to take him on by the pool with him coming pretty close to killing all three of them at various points with Valerie only just managing to impale him on a machete threw his chest with the only thing that would made that kill be all the more poetic was if she used his own drill to kill him but you really can't go wrong with a machete kill with the thing that makes the kill be a creepy kill being the fact that our main final girl had to struggle just to be in with a chance of killing him with her only winning not threw skill but through luck with the kill even having some nice looking gore effects that do help to sell you on the attack but again it would have been all the more better if she used his own drill against him as that would have been a very poetic way for him to die with the rest of the films kills being just as good in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall out of the two films this film easily trumps the remake due to the fact that this is alot more thought and effort put into this film then there is the remake. Yet at the same time tho it is hard to say that this is a good film as there's just so much going against and while a film like this was never going to be a mainstream hit it is a film that is a really good cult hit film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly 6.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.