Monday, 6 July 2026

Evil Dead Rise Film Review



The Evil Dead franchise is perhaps the most cult like horror franchise out there as there are only five films and a TV show in it and for a good while it did seem like they would make one new Evil Dead film every ten years or so. Well this is now no longer the cast as in a few short days time the latest Evil Dead film will be coming out and well I thought that i'd talk about a certain new fan favorite film in the entry as a way to do a tie in review for the new film and so then join me as I review the film that is all about family with the film in question being called simply just "Evil Dead Rise" enjoy.

The plot of this film is when a young boy plays a recording from the Necronomicon he and his whole family have to survive when the book turns there mother into a deadite and locks them inside of there apartment building. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. As while the plot of the film is admittedly pretty thin as there isn't all that much to this films plot but this is something that could also be true for the rest of the of the films in this franchise and it isn't an issue that's exclusive to this film. Rather what makes this films plot be as good as it is is the fact that the idea of having the deadites now attacking people in a small confined urban setting is a really good idea with the films plot merely allowing that idea to be as good as it could have possibly been and whilst yes it would have helped out quite alot if the film did have a more stronger plot as this is the first film in the franchise that allows the franchise to be more of an anthology franchise moving forward it would have made sense if the makers of this film did give this film a more stronger plot and yet at the same time the plots of any of the Evil Dead films have never been there strongest suits with them all being carried by there central idea and the same thing is true for this film and when the idea for this film is so good it doesn't really matter how good the the films plot is as the audience is already going to be hooked by the main idea in the first place and while yes it would have helped if the plot was alot more stronger it wasn't needed to make the film work with the plot of this film also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Lily Sullivan as Beth , Alyssa Sutherland as Ellie , Morgan Davies as Danny and Gabrielle Echols as Bridget. Also starring in this film is Nell Fisher as Kassie , Noah Paul as Bruce , Richard Crouchley as Caleb , Mirabai Pease as Teresa , Anna-Maree Thomas as Jessica , Jayden Daniels as Gabriel , Billy Reynolds-McCarthy as Jake Tai Wano as Scott and Mark Mitchinson as Mr. Fonda and the voice of Father Marcus Littleton.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. The fact that the acting in this film is as good as it is is to be frank quite surprising as while we know now that Nell Fisher is a good actor this film was her debut and therefor we have no idea if she was good or not and the same thing is true for alot of this films actors as well as alot of them are either very little known actors or complete unknowns and therefor it would have been foolish of us to expect there to be good acting in this film and yet that's exactly what all of this films actors give us as they all do hit it out of the park in this film. With the best actor in this film being Alyssa Sutherland as Ellie as while she is passable when Ellie is alive and well it's when she gets turned into a deadite thar Alyssa Sutherland really does take it up a notch with her being down right creepy as the deadite version of Ellie with her having a unique look to her that does make her character even when she's alive almost feel unnatural, this is something that is helped by the fact that this films writer and director Lee Cronin does have a skill in being able to talk to his actors and get the performances that he wants out of them with Alyssa even having some great chemistry with Lily Sullivan which does help buy into the fact that the two of them are sisters with Alyssa being able to keep the audience in a state of fear just by giving us a look which is something that she does make great use of in this film and it is something that does come through in her performance. With the acting that's in this film really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so good that all this films actors have to do is just say the lines as they are written and a good performance will come out of them naturally which is something that really does help to raise the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film. 


Doing the CGI for this film is SSVFX , EGG VFX , the legends and the greats that are currently over at Cause and FX and Film Effects. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. To be frank this is where the film does somewhat dip in terms of quality as while yes the film does have some really impressive looking CGI shots which do look good given the fact that the film only had a budget of anywhere between $15 to $19 million dollars and while that does mean that the films effects teams would have had a good chunk of change to work with they still wouldn't have had alot of money to create some really good looking CGI effects. As is the case with the elevator scene as alot of the exposed wires in that scene are CGI and you really can tell as they do look fake and while the film did have over one thousand seven gallons of fake blood there are still some uses of CGI blood in this film which does look really bad. However in saying this there are times where the characters do go fully CGI and they do look good with this being something that was quite surprising as nine times out of ten digital doubles never really look that good as you can always tell when they are fake and yet here in this film they do pull them off quite well, this is something that might be because of the fact that the film is mostly set in the dark and therefor the makers of this film can hide more of there bad effects and even make there OK looking effects seem all the more better and to the films credit they do mostly use practical effects with the film only sometimes dipping into the realm of CGI.


Unlike the previous Evil Dead films which never really dealt with the theme of family this film does fully embrace it. With all of the main characters being a family and heck we even find out over the course of the film that Beth is even expecting a little one of her with this being something that does play a major part in her character later on in the film and yet it doesn't feel forced rather it does feel like the next natural step for this film to tackle as we have seen the films tackle addiction and just plain stupidity in there own ways before but we've never seen one of these films tackle the theme of family and what it's like to have a family in a world a world where deadites do exist ad can kill you at any moment granted Ash Vs Evil Dead did tackle the found family idea but not a family that your born into. This is was something that did make the film be alot more then just a gorefest of a film as it did feel like that there were real stakes for these characters and that these characters were genuinely going through something quite terrifying as we not only see the kids loose there mother but we also see Kassie then loose her brother and sister all in the same night which is something that would be to much for even a grown up to handle and yet here we are seeing a young kid go threw it and come out stronger the other side, the only thing that would made the idea of having the victims being a family was if the film spent alot of time on focusing on there relationships with each other prior to the deadite attack as that would make everything else that happens to them be all the more tragic however to be fair tho the film still does handle the idea of having a family be at the centre of all of the chaos really well with part of the thing that makes the events in this film still tragic being the fact that the film does give us time to get to know these characters as people when it would have been really easy for the film just to gloss over them and move on to the gory stuff.

With this film the Evil Dead films are essentially becoming anthology films with the only things that's going to be connecting them being the fact that they each involve the Necronomicon and Deadites. This is a really unique way to go with the franchise as we've seen what these films look like when they are a cabin in the woods or in ancient times but now with the anthology format we get to see what they might look like in more unique locations like for example in this film we get to see what they look like in an apartment building and that is something that we never got to see in either of the previous films or even Ash Vs Evil Dead with this being something that does help to set this film apart from all of the other films in this franchise. However tho there is something to be said for keeping the films the way that they were as they did work when it was just a cabin in the woods with the one time that the makers of these films ventured away from that idea also proving that these films can work in other settings and while having a film set in one building is nothing it is something new for these films and to be fair to this film it does take as full advantage of it's new setting as it possibly could have done as we do see the characters go into other apartments and we do see them interacting with other people in the building much like how we we see the deadite Ellie use the ventilation as a way to get herself back into the apartment but at the same time tho it would have been nice to see the action from the point of view of the other people in the building as they would have had lives and problems of there own which would have made this central idea of the Deadites attacking us in this one building feel a bit more well thought out, as while the idea itself is still a well thought out idea it would have worked all the more if we got see the deadite killing the other people instead of having it happen off screen and while the film does give an in story reasoning for there not being that many people inside of the building in this film the fact that we don't get to see that much of the other people in the building does make the setting feel like its just that a setting as it should have felt like a character in its own right.   


One thing that didn't quite work was the explanation of how the Necronomicon came into the hands of Danny in the first place. As everything that we had seen with the character up until that point hadn't made him out to be someone who is into this scary stuff rather they made him out to be someone who is into his music with the person who is into the more creepy stuff being Kassie as we do see cut of her own dolls head at the start of the film there it makes no sense for him to be the one to find the book in the first place let alone steal it and take it back up to his room with him whereas if they did it with Kassie they could say that she's a kid and therefor doesn't much better with her taking the book because it would be something that she would be into. Heck even having Bridget be the one to take the book would make some kind of sense as she is a rebellious teenager who doesn't get that much to do in the film in the first place but as they needed Beth to use the headphones and the book to be come out of these speakers it had to be Danny to take the book which OK fair enough does give him a bit more relevance in the plot as you could quite literally cut both him and Bridget out of the plot all together and nothing would get lost but at the same time tho if the makers of this film really wanted to willingly take this creepy looking book then why not show us that he's also into these really creepy things as this is something that would make him feel more like a well thought character and it would then also make sense for him to take the book in the first place as then you could argue that this is something that he is into and yet due to the fact that they don't do any of that in the first place it doesn't make sense for him to be the one to take the book when they have a sibling right there who is into that kind of stuff and yet she doesn't do anything until the films third act.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty six minuets and twenty five seconds. This a pretty solid running time for the film as while it does have alot of things to set up compared to the first three films it also doesn't have that much plot to set up in the first place and therefor the film is more free to pretty much get the plot started as soon as the titles have been shown and this is something that the film does take full advantage of as every single scene really from after the company logos is all about the films plot and while yes the films plot is a thin plot at best he one thing that cannot be said about this film is that it's a slow burner as it really isn't with the film even having more then enough there interms plot to cover that amount of running time in the first place. Heck the film does even use it's running time very wisely with the film taking the time to fully develop its plot by adding in things like how the Necronomicon has its passages read in this film which is a small thing but it is something that does come back into play later on in the film as well and the fact that the film does show us how the main victim at the start of the film got infected in the first place all are things that the makers of this film didn't really need to include in the first place but the fact that they went that extra mile to have them included in the first place does show us the audience that the makers of this film really did know to give us a well thought and developed plot. This is something that does also effect the films character development as while the kids don't get any character development in the film with them all remaining the same characters at the end of the film then they were at the start of the film the same thing cannot be said for the character of Beth who over the course of the film does learn to not be scared at the thought of being a parent as she is forced to becoming the kids parental figure when there mother dies something which she does find herself to be quite good at and while Danny and Bridget do end up dieing in the film the fact that she tried to keep all three alive when at the start of the film her character wouldn't be able to anything like that does say that the makers of this film knew full well that they were creating a truly strong female character as they don't make her out to be this perfect character they give her deep character flaws that she has to overcome and because of that she does end up being this stronger character because of it but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.


So now then as this is a horror film that really does mean that I have t actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. With all of the films kills being filled to the brim with the over top gore that we have come to expect from these films and while there might be some who are put off by the amount of gore that they use in this film it is something that des make sense as the deadites are meant to cause chaos and part of that really does include putting of there potential victims with alot of blood and gore with the films kills even being as over the top and as fun to watch as the gore in the film is itself. With the best kill in the whole entire film being the death of The Marauder as while the deaths of Danny , Bridget and Ellie are all really good kills in there way and heck it could be argued that Ellie's death is similar to the tree scene in the first film but The Marauder's death is this over the top and really gory death that does work as we see the creature try to put Beth into a woodchipper only for Kassie to turn it off and when Beth does finally get the upper hand she has Kassie switch the woodchipper back on with Beth managing to stuff the creature into the machine, this death is just so good as it does feel very much in line with the rest of the deaths as when it comes to "final boss" fight in all of these films they all do go over the top and having the creature be killed off by a woodchipper is a really over the top kill which is something that does work really well for this film with it even making Beth look like even more of a bada*s then she already does in the first place with the rest of the films kills also being really good as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall this film is just such a good film as it gives us all of the things that we want to see in an Evil Dead film whilst at the same time also giving us things that we didn't no that we wanted to see in the first place all of which does add up to making this film a really good film in it's own right in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad thigs that are in this very film in this very review and as such that really does does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 7.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the mages that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Friday, 26 June 2026

The Last Horror Film AKA Fanatic Film Review



Lost media is sadly a very common thing that does effect all forms of media including horror films as for one reason or another a film will just become lost be it due to no one archiving the film in some way or someone loosing the film shortly after it was made. This film tho is one of the film that has had scenes cut from the film with those scenes being shown only on certain American VHS tapes of the film which is something that does make this film partially lost and so then join me as I review the film that has a weird obsession with James Bon with the film in question being called simply just "The Last Horror Film" enjoy.

The plot of this film is an obsessed fan of an actor goes to the Cannes Film Festival in the hopes of meeting her and getting her to star in one of his films. Now then interms of what Imp0ersonally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. This films plot is to be frank hard to make out alot of the time as there are huge portions of the film where it does seem like nothing happening and that the film has dropped its plot only for it to then suddenly do something that does do something that's plot related. Not really helping things on the plot point of view is the fact that the films plot just isn't that good as the film doesn't focus on its plot alot of the time with the makers of this film focusing on other aspects of the film when it should have been giving its plot alot more focus and attention this is despite the fact that the film does have a really good and down right scary idea that is still relevant to this very day and if the the film was remade today then it's plot wouldn't need to be changed as it's something that modern audiences see all the time on the news but even with this being said whilst the films plot really is still a decent plot it is one that really did need a bit more working on before the film went into production just to iron out a few of its wrinkles with the plot of this film not really being really rather entertaining and as well as not really being really rather engaging either in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Caroline Munro as Jana Bates , Joe Spinell as Vinny Durand and this films co-writer and co-producer Judd Hamilton as Alan Cunningham. Also starring in this film is Devin Goldenberg as Marty Bernstein , this films co-writer , co producer and director David Winters as Stanley Kline , Susanne Benton as Susan Archer , Filomena Spagnuolo as Vinny's Mother , Glenn Jacobson as Bret Bates and Kris Kristofferson as Himself.

Now then interms of what Imp0ersonally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. From an acting perspective you can tell that alot of this films like both Caroline Munro and Joe Spinell are turning in some really good performances and yet at the same time we have actors like David Winters for example who are at best wooden with it being made clear as day that David Winters really has no clue of how to direct his actors with alot of them feeling lost and unsure of themselves and unsure of what kind of performance that they should be giving with this being something that he should have fixed while filming the movie itself. With the best actor in the whole entire film being Joe Spinell as Vinny Durand as he does play this really creepy character so well that you did end buying into his performance alot of more as it does come of more as an extension of Joe himself with this being something that does make him more of an easy character for Joe to play with him more then acting his socks off and actually making this film alot more watchable then what it would have been if quite literally anyone else was playing that character as he does add in alot of things that make the character feel unique with this being something that does help and shine through in his performance in this film. With the acting that's in this very film not really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so bad as it gives none of this films actors absolutely anything to work with interms of what it is that there actual characters personalities are even meant to be in the first place which is something that really does help to hurt the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.


The films character are alot more better then what they really should have been as there some bare amount of thought put into making them feel unique. As Jana is a Hollywood actor who is trying to get her next big film role whilst also trying not to get typecast as a horror actor which is something hat does make her stand out as there aren't any characters like her in horror films with it being helped by the fact that she is made to be this really likable person thanks to Caroline Munro herself being a really likable person and with Vinny we get someone who is clearly suffering from sort of mental illness just trying to reach his dream without him realising that the person that he thinks loves him in truth doesn't know that he even exists in the first place. The film is filled to the brim with characters that on paper do sound like really good characters due to the films scripts being so bad they don't feel like fleshed out characters as again going back to Jana we don't really find out why she's in Cannes one would assume that she's there to promote a movie but the film never really says that and with Vinny the film doesn't actually got that much detail into him as a character this is despite the fact that he is the most interesting character as the film does spend more time with him then it does with Jana and yet he still feels like a flat character but both of those two characters get the gold star treatment when compared to any of this films other characters like for example the character of Brett who is Jana's ex husband the film doesn't give him that much of a personality and yet he plays a big role in the film, there really needed to be more thought and effort put into all of this films characters as on paper they all could have worked as this film does quite clearly have something to say about how obsessive that some fans can be but the film still needed to make it's characters feel more well rounded in order to make this idea work.


For some odd reason this film seems to have this obsession with James Bond as we not only see Vinny attending some sort of event for the film Your Eyes only which doesn't work as Caroline Munro wasn't in that one she was in The Spy Who Loved Me which we even see that Vinny has stills of her from that film. Him attending the For Your Eyes Only event would have made if that was the film that Caroline Munro was in but due to the fat that this film treats all of the films that she did as films that her character did it doesn't make sense as she wasn't in that film and while that is a huge nitpick it is something that James Bond fans will notice right away. On the other hand them showing him attending this event is something that does make sense as Vinny is meant to be this film nerd as we see him go and watch several horror films all throughout the film and it would make sense for that James Bond film to be featured there but it is still weird that they would promote a James Bond film that Caroline Munro isn't in and then just a few shorts scenes later have a scene where we can quite clearly see stills of her from The Spy Who Loved Me with the implication being that all of her films are the films that her character has been in, even with the film being set at Cannes we don't really get to see alot of other real life films as all of the other films that we mainly see Vinny watching seem to be films that were made for this film like how cool would it have been if we saw him watching films like Maniac or even Dracula A.D. 1972 for example yes it would have been a pain to get the rights to show any footage from those films but if your going to have a character watching films at a famous film festival then why not go all the way and get the rights to show as many real life films as you can watch and heck we even see him entertaining a theater that's showing Cannibal Holocaust and yet we don't see any footage from that film.

This film is considered to be partially lost as even tho when the film did get released in 1982 when the film then got released on some America VHS tapes alot of the more gorier scenes where cut from the film with some VHS tapes being the theatrical cut of the film. The VHS tapes that had the theatrical cut of the film chose to keep those scenes whilst the others chose to edit them out this is something that does make this film a partially lost film as alot of the film companies that have since tried released the film on DVD have had a hard time tracking down good quality copies of these scenes with alot of them using VHS rips of those scenes not because they wanted to but because of the fact that those were the only versions of them that they could use. With companies like Troma who released the film on DVD in 2009 for example they had to go back to VHS stocks of the film to try and piece it together which did result in alot of damage to the film something which wasn't picked up until they re-released it on Blu-Ray in 2015 with the closest thing to there being a fully blown reconstruction of the film with good quality images being the 2023 Blu-Ray release by Severin Films as they had used recently found footage of the film to help to bring there cut f the film back to life, it is hard to say if the version of the film that I watched had the missing scenes in it or not as there's no list of the missing scenes but given the fact that I got a warning at the start of the film about there being a drop in quality during a few scenes it's save to ay that I watched the Troma release however this is still a strange case as there is no reason for any of the scenes to be cut AFTER being shown theatrically therefor one has to wonder if the scenes by people who thought that they might possibly offend someone which doesn't make sense as the film had already been shown in cinemas or if there was perhaps another reason for them being cut in the first place. 


For some odd reason the ending of this film gets really weird as when we find out that Vinny actually isn't a killer and that the main killer is actually Bret. Bret does then try to kill both Jena and Vinny and when Vinny does kill Bret and is about to be arrested for his murder the film then cuts to black and then reveals that it was just Vinny's film with him watching it with his mother at a private screening this is just a WTF ending as it doesn't make clear if it was only that part of the film that was his actual film or if the film on the whole was his film with the films ending really bringing up alot more questions as it is just such an open ending which is something that would have been fine if the film had been really good with a good mystery of who the killer is but the film doesn't do any of that therefore giving the film this open ending makes no sense. If the makers of this film truly wanted to make us care about the film then they should have gone the extra mile and gave us a good ending that made sense like maybe Vinny still does kill Bret but he doesn't get framed rather he gets to complete his film with Jana agreeing willingly to be in the film only for it to be revealed to be one of his daydreams something which we do see him have all throughout the film with it being revealed that he is in a mental hospital and that he did actually kill of all the people that we see him kill in the film, this is an ending that would allow for Vinny to gave his own sort of happy ending and it also give us the audience a nice little twist and yet for some odd reason the makers of this film instead chose to go the route that makes no sense and that while it does stick with you after its finished it's not for the right reasons as all we're doing is trying to make sense of what happened at the end of the film.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and twenty seven minuets and thirty seven seconds. This is pretty much the bog standard running time that you'd expect a film like this one to have and to be fair this film does work really well with that running time but at the same time tho due to the films really poor and slow pacing you really do feel every single second of this film as the film does feel alot more longer then that with there being alot of scenes with Vinny at the theaters not really adding to the film as they all just hit on the same point over and over again that being that Vinny loves films and that's great for one scene but we don't need to see it several times over all throughout the film we just need to see it the once and that's it with the film having more then enough there interms of plot to really cover that amount of running time in the first place. The film doesn't use it's running time all that wisely as the film doesn't take the time to dully develop its plot as the film barely focuses on it's plot in the first place this is despite the fact that the idea of a stalker stalking his favorite film star halfway across the world is a really good and creepy idea but there still needs to be things added to the plot to make it feel more developed and more thought with the makers of this film caring more about giving us pointless dream sequences then they are in giving us a well developed plot. The same thing is also true for the films lack of character development as none of the films characters get any kind of character development which if this film was meant to be a dumb direct to VHS slasher film would be understandable but this film isn't trying to be that its trying to be the next big slasher film and yet there's clearly no thought and no effort put into making the characters in this film appear to be well developed characters and yet this is something should have absolutely have been in the film as it would have helped to make the film be all the more memorable to watch with it being clear as day that the makers of this film cared more about showing Vinny watching fake movies then they did about giving us well thought and developed characters but I really will admit that this film really did have some really bad pacing to it tho.


So now then as this is a slasher film that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. Heck you could make the point that the films kills are the film does shine it's brightest as they are some really fun and creative kills with the kills being where the films confusing ending does somewhat make them better as now we are left wondering who it was that did actually kill these people in the first place and what the killers actual goal was in the first place but in saying this tho the films kills do work just as well without the films confusing ending. With the films being best kill being the "death" of Bret as near the start of the film he does actually get killed of in a really gruesome fashion as even tho he only gets his throat slit what makes it gruesome is the fact that Jana then comes to his hotel to look for him with her then discovering his supposed dead body with his head then popping clean off of his body and landing in the bathroom sink next to him with this bein the kind of over the top kill that a film like this one really should have had as you look at a film like this and you do expect there to be alot of over the top kills and yet it's only this kill that gives you exactly that and it works because of it and while the films ending does undo this kill the fact that it was featured in this film in the first place does show us that the audience the makers of this film really did know how to craft a really good and gruesome kill with the rest of the films kills being just as good as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.  


Overall this film is really hard to judge as alot of the things that are bad about the film could very well be chalked to them being in Vinnies film but when all is said and done this is a film that is best left forgotten as the ending is really confusing and the film itself just isn't that memorable of a film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , Amazon . Co . UK , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Monday, 15 June 2026

Resident Evil: Apocalypse Film Review



When we think of bad video game to movie franchises we always come back to the live action Resident Evil films and fair enough alot of them are bad. However there are some that are dumb but enjoyably dumb and those films do deserve alot of praise for knowing just what kind of film that they are and not being afraid of being exactly that and that is very much the case with this film as this film knows full well that it's a dumb film and because of that the film can be alot of fun watch and so then join me as I review the film that sees the Resident Evil films start to lean away from being horror films and start becoming more action films with the film in question being called simply just "Resident Evil Apocalypse" enjoy.

The plot of this film is several hours after the events of the first film Alice escapes the Umbrella Corporation and finds herself in the middle of a Zombie apocalypse where she and a bunch of other survivors have just a few short hours to find a way out before the Umbrella Corporation blows the city up for good. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. This films plot is one that is yes a dumb plot but its one that is enjoyably dumb as you get to see the characters struggle to do the most basic things all the while trying to escape from several zombies and heck no one goes to one of these movies for the plot anyway as we know that its going to be a bad plot. Yet with that in mind this films plot could have been alot more stronger as the film doesn't really have a plot for a lot of its running time with the characters just wondering around Raccoon City for alot of the films short running time with it only being when the film reaches the middle of the second act that a plot does somewhat start to emerge by which point its far to little to late to be starting a plot proper this is something that does make the film alot less enjoyable to watch as it robs the film of a reason for existing in the first place this is despite the fact that he film does have some good ideas in it and yet the film doesn't focus on any of them whereas if the film did have a more stronger plot then this film would come off as being all the more better because of it with the plot of this film being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Milla Jovovich as Alice , Sienna Guillory as Jill Valentine and Oded Fehr as Carlos Olivera. Also starring in this film is Thomas Kretschmann as Major Timothy Cain , Sophie Vavasseur as Angela "Angie" Ashford , Razaaq Adoti as Sgt. Peyton Wells , Jared Harris as Dr. Charles Ashford , Mike Epps as Lloyd Jefferson "L.J." Wade , Sandrine Holt as Terri Morales , Matthew G. Taylor as Nemesis , Zack Ward as Nicholai Ginovaef , Stefen Hayes as Yuri Loginova and Iain Glen as Dr. Alexander Isaacs.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. Much like with the films plot no one goes into of these films expecting the acting to be OSCAR worthy and whilst this films acting was never going to be winning any kind of awards it is alot more better then what it really had any right to be as due to the fact that tis films actors are all either unknown actors or at the time were very little known actors this films acting does end up only slightly being alot more better then what it rally should have been as yes there are still some truly wooded performances in this film. With the best actor in this film being Iain Glen as Dr. Alexander Isaacs as even tho he's not in that much of the film he does make each scene that he's in count as he does act his socks off in those scenes while Milla is of course the franchises main star she is still very wooden in this film she is better then what she is in the first film tho but with Iain he does nail his character right out of the park even down to the almost condescending way that he talks to Alice near the end of the film and it all adds up to a performance that is actually better then the film that it's in. With the acting that's in this film not really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so bad as it gives none of this film absolutely anything to work with interms of what it is that there actual characters personalities are even meant to be in the first place which is something that really does harm the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.


Doing the CGI for this film is Mr. X , C.O.R.E. Digital Pictures , Frantic Films , Double Negative and Soho VFX. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. While the film doesn't really use alot of CGI with them mainly using Matte Painting to extend things like the films sets when the film does use CGI it is something that does stand out as they can either be really good or really bad. With a good example of this being the Lickers as when they are stood still or hidden mostly in the dark they do look pretty good with this being due to the fact that as was just mentioned they are mostly hidden in the dark and therefor we the audience don't get that good of a look at them but it's when we see there tongues being used that things do start to fall apart for them as while there is no way to get perfect recreation of a tongue especially given the fact that Lickers are essentially mutations they do look a little bit weird with them at best looking like very early PS3 graphics as they do look pretty fake an while there is no way that they could have done practically there still should have been some effort put into making there tongues look as good as they could gave done for a film that was released in 2004. However to the films credit the ending explosion does look really good with the makers of this film putting alot of thought and effort into making that explosion which is something that does make sense as it is technically a key plot point in the film and while yes the explosion itself does look dated by today's standards baring in mind that this film wouldn't have had a huge effects budget in the first place that ending explosion does look as good as it was ever really going to look. 


Whilst the first film did have Alice taking part in some fight scenes and some stunts here in this film it did feel like that that became her entire character. Which is just odd as they have Jill who in this film is all about talking part in fights s the film basically has two versions of the same character with the makers of this film quite clearly favoring Alice over Jill which from the point of view of the mainstream audience is something that does make sense as they won't know who Jill is and what her story is and therefor won't mind that Alice is beating up alot of people in this film but those who did play the game and are watching this film because of the love that they have for those games will find it weird that there's two versions of the same character both of whom are meant to be the best fighter in the group with the only difference being that Alice was given her skills as a fighter whereas Jill wasn't. This is somethin that while it does make the fight scenes in this film alot more fun to watch as now we have not but two very beautiful women beating up zombies it also just makes the makers of this film not only lazy but also arrogant as they are saying that there creation is far more better then the character the fans of the game have come to know and love an while people would over the course of the films come to like Alice as a character they already loved Jill coming into this film therefor it would have made sense for the makers of this film to not focus on Alice as much and give some of the focus to Jill and heck they could even gave Alice play the same kind of role that she did end up playing in this film but in a more reduced capacity. However tho the mainstream fans who didn't play the games but just wanted to see this movie would be missing out as alot of the really cool stuff does happen with Alice and while there us nothing wrong with making Alice more of the bada*s of the group its something that does only work when there already isn't a bada*s in the group as then you cold have the group and Alice conflicting on how to handle a situation but given the fact that the group essentially has to leaders both of whom are bada**es that just doesn't get to happen in this film.

This is the film where we do find out not only who crated the original T-Virus but also what it was originally meant for. With being revealed that Dr. Ashford created it to help his daughter walk again something which he is unable to do and yet when Umbrella found out about this they took it of him and turned into what we know it to be this is a really good idea as it not only gives us some lore for the film but it also makes Umbrella be even more evil then what they already are as they took something that was meant as a way for a father to help his daughter and they just saw dollar signs and they took it of him and changed and muted it into something completely different which is a really good idea in the first place. Yet the film doesn't do anything with this idea as they never mention it after Dr. Ashfords daughter Angela mentions it when she mentions that both she and Alice have huge doses of the virus running through there bodies and yet that is something that really could have been explored more as it gives Umbrella more of a tie to alot of the characters then what they already have in the first place and it makes them appear to be all the more evil then what they already are in the first place. Heck even the fact that both Angela and Alice have huge doses of this apparently deadly virus running through there bodies and yet it doesn't kill them is something that whilst it does get explained as they are both immune to the virus which does create a problem when it comes to creating tension its also something that isn't that well thought out as the makers of this film not only don't go into that much detail about why that's the case in the first place but they also do nothing with it as it doesn't create any tension between Alice and the other survivors and we don't get to find out why we should care that the blood of these two people might hold the cure to this deadly virus in the first place but if the film did go into more detail then it does run the risk of making the film be alot less fun to watch.


Whereas the first film was a horror film and an action film second from this film onwards that does pretty much stop being the case. As they become and action film first and a horror film second with this being something that does happen in this film as while there are plenty of creepy moments in the film like at the school for example or the entire scene at the church both of which are very good examples of that as they do take the time to build suspense and while the scares themselves are nothing more then jump scares we do get some really fun deaths in them all of which do make it clear as day that the makers of this film do still know how to make a good horror film but then for no reason the film will just show us a really over the top action scenes. Granted this is a good way to get people excited during the film but alot of the time tho the films action is just there to show off what either Milla Jovovich or Sienna Guillory can do as while alot of the films other actors are taking part in the films action it is mainly them and Oded Fehr alot of the really cool stuff and all this does is make the film feel uneven as a film like this one should treat both the action and horror equally good and not favor one other the over but given the fact that the makers of this film do cram in alot more action scenes then they do scary scenes it is pretty obvious that they did favor being more of an action film then they did being an action horror film and this is something that didn't stop with this film as with each passing film they upped the action but downplayed more of the horror to the point where you could say that the last few Resident Evil live action films weren't horror films but they were action films and you'd be right and that is something that did start with this film and while fair enough you do want to show off what Milla Jovovich can do in a fight scene you can still do that whilst also having her be scared for life when a zombie comes to attack her.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty three minuets and forty eight seconds. This is a solid amount of time for this film to have as the films plot is a really simple and therefor it doesn't need a longer running time in order to do its story any kind of justice and whilst yes fair enough it would have helped the film out quite alot if the film was a a little bit longer but at the same time tho that would make alot of the films issues seem all the more bigger as we would be forced to focus on them alot more then what we are in the first place with the film having the right amount of plot there to cover that amount of running time in the first place. Yet at the same time this this film really doesn't use its running time all that wisely as the film doesn't take the time to develop its plot as the makers of the film seem to be more invested in literally anything else in the film then they are in not only giving the films plot some much needed development but also in starting the main plot of the film as with this film having such a short amount of running time really every single scene needed to be about advancing the films plot and the film can't do that when it's main plot is started deep into the films second act with it being clear as day that the makers of this film cared more about giving us the same flashback scene over and over again in this film then they did in giving us a well thought out plot. The same thing is also true for the films severe lack of character development as none of the films characters including the returning who it could be argued doesn't need character development due to her being in the first film as none of them get any character development even the films new characters and yet they are the ones that really did need it the most and yet this is something that the makers of this film very easily could have done by not giving us an action scenes every five minuets and instead giving us a scene where the character just sit and talk and are given the chance to get across just what it is that makes them tick as people but the makers of this film seem to be more focused on giving us lots of action scenes but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.


So now then as this is an action film that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual action that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual action that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really god. Heck you could very well make the case for tis films action being the best thing about the film as a whole as its where this film does get to be more alot of dumb fun to watch as we get to see all of the characters doing these really cool things with the only major thing that does let down this films action being the fact that the film cuts several times inbetween each shot which is something that does make it hard to work out just what it is that's going on in alot of this films action scenes. With the best action scene in this whole entire film being the scene where Alice runs down the side of a building just to meet back up with her friends which is just such a cool as heck stunt that it was featured in alot of the films marketing and it's not that hard to see why as its a stunt that does look really good with the version in the films trailer actually being alot more better then then the one in the final film due to the fact that the one in the trailer has "Not Listening" by Papa Roach playing over it whilst in the film it just has a more generic instrumental track playing over it with this really going to show you that even tho a stunt is cool you sill a good piece if music playing over it to make be all the more better with the stunt itself being a really impressive one with Milla herself doing the end part of the stunt and its that dedication that makes it better as you get to see the characters face in the shot for real with the rest of the films action scenes being just as good as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall no matter what people think of this film the one thing that we call agree on is that it's better then whatever Welcome To Raccoon City was trying to be as this film knows full well that it's a dumb and bad video game movie and isn't afraid to be exactly that with the film being alot more fun to watch because of it in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in his very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a gran old score of exactly a 6 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Friday, 5 June 2026

Scary Movie 2026 Film SPOILER FILLED Film Review



The art of the parody was one that was long thought to be dead and buried thanks to films like Meet The Spartans and oddly enough the last Scary Movie film. Yet with the world of horror being more popular now then its ever been The Wayans Brothers have been handed the key back to the franchise that they started in the first place and well you all knew that I had to check this film the very first chance that I got and so then join me as I give you my SPOILER FILLED review of the film that does cross alot of lines with the film in question being called simply just "Scary Movie" enjoy.

The plot of this film is twenty six years after the events of the first Cindy and her daughters Sara and Tuesday along with there friends have to team up with Doofy , Brenda , Shorty and Ray to find out who this new killer is and stop them once and for all. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. Without giving away that much about the films plot you can tell right away just from what film is being spoofed here and it is oddly fitting as the first film also spoofed the first film of that particular franchise as well. This films plot is one that is done really well as it does give you all of things that you want to see in a Scary Movie plot as these films did more often then not just spoof what was popular in horror films at that time which in this case is legacy sequels and to be fair to this film this is something that this films plot does handle really well with the plot not only tipping its hat to the first two films in ways that do feel respectful but also in just being a fun filled plot with the thing that does let his films plot down is the fact that it does feel a little bit on weaker side say what you will about the first films plot but you never really knew where it was going whereas here you do know where its going and that does make the plot of this films feel that little bit more predictable but given just how bad the movie industry is right now maybe that's something that we need with te plot of this film also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.  


Starring in this film is one of this films co-writers and producers Marlon Wayans as Shorty Meeks and one of this films co-writers and producers Shawn Wayans as Ray Wilkins. Also starring in this film is Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell , Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks , Damon Wayans Jr. as Agent Underwood , Gregg Wayans as Brad Meeks , Kim Wayans as Nurse Ratchett , Benny Zielke as Jess , Cameron Scott Roberts as Jack , Cheri Oteri as Gail Hailstorm , Chris Elliott as Shorthand , Dave Sheridan as Doofy Gilmore and the voice of Ghostface , Heidi Gardner as Agent Berger , Lochlyn Munro as Greg Phillippe , Olivia Rose Keegan as Sara Campbell , Ruby Snowber as Val , Savannah Lee Nassif as Tuesday Campbell and Sydney Park as Dei Meeks.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. This films acting really is just so good with all of this films actors both returning and new really nailing there characters with the new actors really getting just who there characters are meant to be spoofing with them kind of mimicking those performances like what they did back in Scary Movie 1 and with the new actors it really does feel like that they've just got through playing these characters before starting work on this film as they just slip so easily back into those characters with them picking up right where they left of performance wise. With the best actor in this film being Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks as she really does turn in a great performance as this character with her keeping Brenda the exact same way as she was back in the first film only now she's more warmer to Cindy with Regina along with Anna Faris getting alot of really funny lines in this film with Regina's performance being so good that you could mistake her for being the lead character in the film with her having alot of really good chemistry not just with the returning actors but also the new actors as well, her performance in the film is also the one that does feel the most real as we see that Brenda now has twins and we see her struggle to keep them alive in her own Brenda way which is something that does shine through in her performance in this film. With the acting that's in this very film also being helped by the fact that this films script is just so good that all this films actors have to do is just say the lines as they are written and a good performance will come out of them naturally which is something that really does help to raise the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.


When it comes to the films characters this is a very much a film of two halves as while the original characters are still very much there old selves the same thing cannot be said for the films newer characters. As they do feel much feel like the characters that they are meant to be spoofing with there being very little added to them to make them feel like fully formed characters and infact you could make the case that the films new characters don't feel like Scary Movie characters but rather they feel like the characters you would expect to see in films like Epic Movie or Meet The Spartans as they are that dull and lifeless. Whereas with the returning characters they all do feel like they did back in the first film which for a character like Ray is something that is surprising as given that these days you would expect a character like him to be toned down as to not offend anyone here it oddly feels like he's been tuned all the way up and its something that does work as this is a film that does take aim at every one and everything and that's good as that's how a film like this one should be. While Cindy was very much Sidney Prescott in the first film here she is a mixture of 2018 Laurie Strode along with the Grandma character from Final Destination: Bloodlines and Sidney Prescott and that is something that on paper shouldn't work and yet it is something that does oddly work for her character as her character was all about taking on whatever character trope was popular in horror at that time where as Brenda is still just herself in all of the best ways possible and Shorty is now a streamer who literally gets paid for doing nothing which again is perfect for his character and if the makers of this film did put as much thought and effort into there new characters as they did the old ones then we would have some really memorable and funny characters in this film.

SPOIERS START HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



In what is something that could be seen as being a weird move this film not only makes references to the second Scary Movie film but also takes jabs at Scary Movies 3 and 4. This is something that none of the other films have done in the past with each film pretty much taking place in it's separate universe with only a few things carrying over but given that the second film was last time that any one of The Wayans Brothers was involved with the franchise it does make sense that they would tip there hat to that film with even the character of Shorthand being confused for the character of Hansen from that film yet the thing that doesn't make sense being the fact that they take shots at the third and fourth films whilst also ignoring the fifth one. As again this is something that none of the other films have done and yet it is something that does feel like The Wayans Brothers are taking aim at The Weinsteins as they did force them out of the franchise and made the rest of the films without them but by having The Wayans Brothers take aim at those films it does feel a tad bit childish as it wasn't something that was needed but to be fair tho the makers of this film did do the right thig by having Anna Farris be the one to deliver those jabs as you can tell in those films that she is struggling to make them funny where as here in this film it does feel like she's being set free, just to go back to the nod to the second film for a minuet instead of making Shorthand be someone who looks like Hansen they should have made him Hansen as even tho he is in the one scene the character does look a lot like him and he was a fan favorite character from that film so they very easily could have made the characters the same character with Shorthand being a name that he's gone by to avoid detection which would have been a good idea and if they wanted to make it funny you could have it be a disguise that doesn't work with people just calling him Hansen with him saying that that's not his name.

As you might be able to work out from the title this film is spoofing Scream 2022 and with that does come alot of cameos as we get Kenan Thompson as Jermaine Jackson , Jon Abrahams as Bobby Prinze , Teyana Taylor as herself , horror icon Felissa Rose , Anthony Anderson as himself , Carmen Electra as a bartender , Shaquille O'Neal as himself with both Anthony Anderson and Shaquille O'Neal playing two of this films four killers with the other two being Ray and Shorty, the cameos in this film where things that did work as while they do draw attention to themselves alot of the time that is also part of the joke with both Carmen and Teyana making a joke about them both being in the opening scene of a Scary Movie film. With this film mainly spoofing Scream 2022 they do kind of go the obvious route with Bobby by having him be Sara's dad with Sara obviously being the Tara stand in and thankfully they don't go all the way with it as that would mean that they wouldn't be able to have there fun and poke fun at that film and Scream VI with alot of the films cameos essentially being there just to riff on Scream someone more with the only cameo that was disappointing being the Felissa Rose cameo as she only appears standing behind Cindy during the Terrifer 3 mall scene spoof and she never says a single line of dialog which does feel like a waste as if your going to go out of way to get horror royalty in your film for cameo then why not have her poke fun at her mist iconic role Angela Baker as that then would have been somewhat funny to see and it would have given the younger audience that are watching this film a character to go and look up which just that in of itself would have been funny to see there reactions to finding out the twist ending to Sleepaway Camp and yet the makers of this film don't really do anything with her heck at least with all of the other cameos they do make jokes and have them do some funny stuff in the film but with Felissa Rose they don't do anything with her which just feels weird as she is most well known horror actor in this film.


For some reason this film chose to copy Scream 7 by having a bad Ghostface reveal and while that is something that wasn't intended to be funny in that film in this film that is very much the idea. As we do find out that there are four killers in this film with them being Anthony Anderson , Shaquille O'Neal , Ray and Shorty with the film going over the top with it's reveals as we do first find out that it could be Val who is the killer along with Jack which is something that would have been in line with the film that they were meant to be spoofing but then the flip on its head by having it two of them be these people that we haven't seen in the film with the other two being legacy characters. Heck even the killers motives are all meant to be seen as a joke as they are all tired of black people being killed of in horror films not being the main killer with both Shaquille O'Neal and Anthony Anderson being upset that out of all of the characters that they did bring back neither one of them was asked back in the first place which is a very funny and very tongue in cheek idea that it does work and while yes the original films main killer reveal wasn't that impressive either as they didn't take the time to give us clues as to who the main killers where even tho they were repeating alot of line from Scream word for word alot of the time here tho as there not really doing that in this film they could have taken the time the give us some clues as to who the killers are as even tho they quite literally tell us that Jack is a killer with him being named after Jack Quaid from Scream 2022 they still really could have given clues that made us think that there really is someone working with Jack only to then reveal that those clues are actually for the films real killers as that would have been a great way to put a Scary Movie style twist on the killer reveal from that film.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and twenty five minuets and forty five seconds. Which is pretty much the bogstandard running time for this franchise as alot of the films did have very similar running times to them and to be fair to this film it really did need that amount of running time just due to the fact that it did have alot of characters to both introduce and reintroduce and it couldn't do that and still tell a good and funny story with a running time that is even ten minuets shorter as something would be lost with the film even having the right amount of plot there to cover that amount of running time in the first place. Yet this film does kind of not use it's running time all that wisely as the film doesn't take the time to fully develop its plot which in all fairness was something that it really didn't need to do as it was just copying the plot of Scream 2022 and therefor it really didn't need to have a well developed plot it still would have been nice if the makers of this film did add things to this films plot that would have made it feel more like a film that could stand on its own without the parody aspect which is something that very much is the case with the first film as if you remove the fact that it is copying the plots of both Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer that films plot does still stand up on it's own where as here it does feel like that since that not that much if anything was added to the plot to make it more thought and developed that if you remove the fact that its spoofing Scream 2022 then the the film just falls apart with it being made obvious the makers of this film did care more about the cameos then they did about giving us a more well thought out plot. Much like with the first film this is something that does kind of effect the films characters as well as none of them get any kind of character development which in all fairness is something that is also true for the first film as well but they still could have gone the extra mile to give these new characters especially some form of character development just to help them feel all the more memorable as characters but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.


So now then as this is a comedy that really does mean that I gave to actually talk about the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. With the film spoofing films like M3GAN , Final Destination: Bloodlines , Michael , Scream 2022, Scream VI , Weapons , Sinner and oddly enough K-Pop: Demon Hunters among many other films but yeah alot of this films parodies do work and while yes granted there not as good as the parodies were in the first Scary Movie film as there you could tell that the makers of that film did have a deep love of horror as whole there is still more effort and more thought in this films parodies then ay of the films that were made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. With the best joke in the whole entire film being in the third act when all of the main returning characters decide that they've have enough if franchises being ruined by kids and decide to take this franchise back by killing of alot of the remaining kids in this film in a house fire but it doesn't end there as when they think that they've made it out alive with all of there clothes still intact the camera that cuts around to the back of them to reveal that only the front parts of there clothes survive with everything on the back being burned which is a great little twist to add to things and the fact that none of the characters mention anything about it being cold or there being a draft is something that is the cherry on top with it being made clear as day that the makers of this film really did put alot of thought and effort into that one joke alone with the rest of this films jokes being just as good as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

SPOILERS END HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Overall whilst the first two films are still the best films in this franchise this film is easily better then movies 3 through 5 as it does have that heart and spirit and that made those first two films stand out in the first place while we have both this film and the new Masters Of The Universe film out this week go and see both films as they are both alot more better then alot of the more modern Hollywood films really are with this film proving that it doesn't matter if you offend people as along as your funny and that is something that really is in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review then that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 7 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Evil Dead Rise Film Review

The Evil Dead franchise is perhaps the most cult like horror franchise out there as there are only five films and a TV show in it and for a ...