They Will Kill You Film Review

These days in Hollywood it is common trend to just copy and paste what worked for another studio and not come up with anything new and creative. Well a film has just come out that has a somewhat original concept to it and yet it's barely making any money and that's the film that i'm going to be talking to you all about today as as much as sequels and prequels can be good without original films we wouldn't be able to get those sequels or prequels in the first place and so then join me as I review the film that sees Kristen from A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors team up with Draco Malfoy and the girl from the second Austin Powers film to take on the girl from Deadpool 2 with the film in question being called simply just "They Will Kill You" enjoy.

The plot of this film is te years after running away and leaving her sister with there abusive father a girl must now fight an entire hotel full of rich and immortal people to save no only her sisters life but hers as well. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. With this films plot being one that whilst it is yes simple and dumb that's also all that it really needed to be as you don't go into a film called They Will Kill You expecting the plot to be deep and thought provoking rather you go into expecting it to give you exactly what they title and trailers suggest at and that's really it. This is where the films plot does shine the most as it knows full well just what type of film that it is and isn't afraid to be anything other then a dumb action horror comedy film and whist yes it would have been nice if the film did have a more well thought out plot but to counteract that you don't go into a Fast & Furious movie expecting the plot to be well and thought you go into one of those movies expecting to see fast cars by driven fast and that's it and that's exactly what this film gives you. However to be fair tho if this films plot was more well thought out then it wouldn't have to keep on stopping on the film alot of the time in order to tell a pointless backstory that adds nothing to the plot of the film as none of what they set up in those segments plays no part of the films plot with the plot of this film also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Zazie Beetz as Asia Reaves and Bodies Bodies Bodies star Myha'la as Maria Reaves. Also starring in this film is  Paterson Joseph as Ray Woodhouse , Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me star Heather Graham as Sharon Vanderbilt , Harry Potter franchise star Tom Felton as Kevin Sullivan , Angus Sampson as Asia's Private Investigator And Lawyer , James Remar as the voice of The Pig's Head and A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors star Patricia Arquette as Lilith Woodhouse.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. The fact that this films acting is as good as it is is still surprising on two accounts with the first being that whilst yes this films is made up of a bunch of really good actors there all mostly either unknown actors are very little known actors and therefor no one would have had a clue of what to expect from them in this film and the second one being that this films co-writer and Kirill Sokolov is a relative newcomer to the world therefor no one would have known if he can get a good performance out of his actors with this film being pretty much his first Hollywood film and to be fair he does manage to get some decent out of his actors that's not to say that all of them are good in this film as the likes of Angus Sampson and Paterson Joseph are fairly wooden in this film. However tho when he gets it right he really does get it right like for example with the best actor in this film which is Zazie Beetz as Asia Reaves as even tho she has proven that she can act in more weird and out there films like Joker which yes is a more weird film due to it's take on the character here there she really does get a chance to shine as this truly kicka*s and funny character with the acting that's in this film really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so good that all this films actors have to do is just say the lines as they are written and a good performance will come out of them naturally which is something that really does help to raise the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.

Character wise this films characters aren't really all that much to write home about altho one could argue that that is the point. As all of the characters in this film do feel very note with them all not really having much in the way of a personality and while this would be seen as being a huge problem for any film in this film it is something that does work oddly well due to the fact that the makers of this film know full well that we are not going into this film expecting to see well thought out characters as we are instead going into the film expecting to see lots of fun action scenes , some jokes and lots of really cool kills and that's really it. With none of this films characters being all that original with even the twist with Patricia Arquette's character being one that you can see coming a mile with perhaps the only somewhat interesting character being Asia herself as she willingly goes to this hotel knowing full well what it's like in there just to get her little sister out of it but even that isn't enough to make up for the fact that there's nothing all that much to her character outside of the fact that she knows tons of ways to kill people in really creative and fun ways. Which is all good and all that but you still need the characters to be likable and this is where the film does fall a tad bit short as none of the characters even the ones that you are meant to like are likable characters as the film doesn't really give us a reason to care for them and heck one of the first things that we see Asia do in this film is run away from her sister knowing full well that she will get put back into the custody of their abusive father which while that does form apart of her characters arc in this film it also doesn't make her a likable character either. 

I'm not quite as sure that anyone else picked up on this but to me this film did have a slight grindhouse feel to it. With this coming into play in the fact that the film does have alot of snap zooms in it which was something that you would see quite alot of the time in grindhouse style films and the fact that the film does have some small amounts of the frame breaking apart alot of the time and heck it could even be argued that the plot of the film is something that does feel like it came right out of a grindhouse film of course there always the chance that the makers of this film weren't inspired by those types of films but it's the fact that they went and added in all of those in the first place which does give the whole film a grindhouse type of feel to it. If this film was inspired by the grindhouse look and feel then it is something that does add to the film as well as it helps the film to have it's own visual look to it as it would have been very easy for the makers of this film to just copy the look and feel of every other horror film out there and call it day but it's the fact that they chose a very small sect of films that does make this film stand out all the more as not alot of people would know about grindhouse films in the first place which us something that would be fair enough and yet the makers of this film went and added things that you would only find in those old films however given the fact that this films writer and director are the same age there's more then a good chance that he just went with what he thought looked cool for the film and didn't really do things that were done in those types of films which is fair enough as things like the snap zooms do look really cool in this film with this being helped by the fact that they are not used all the time.

Whilst this film is a comedy action horror film the film itself doesn't shockingly spend alot of time on both the horror and comedy elements as rather it spends alot of time on being an action film. With both the comedy and horror feeling more like an afterthought to the film and yet it's when the film does focus on those aspects that we get to see it's full potential as all of the characters that are trying to kill Asia and her sister Maria do have some good banter between each other which nine times out of ten is really funny with that being because of the fact that the makers of this film do have an experienced comedy actor in the film as it's Heather Graham's character does get alot of the best jokes in the whole entire film be it due to something she says or due to the set up of the film and how it handles certain things allowing for her character to have alot of dark jokes. The film even has some really creative kills in it as well all of which do work really well as they show us the audience that the makers of this film did know how to come up with come crazy inventive kills alot of which we wouldn't have seen in other films before now yet due to the fact that the film doesn't focus alot of it's time on giving us likable characters in the first place the film deaths scenes just leave us feeling empty inside whereas if they did spend some time on making the characters that we are meant to hate truly unlikable people then it would make there deaths in this film be all the more satisfying and yet as they don't do that all we get left with is a bunch if cool looking gore effects that don't work as well as they should have done as we the audience just don't care for it's characters. 

This is a film that does more then the just $8 million dollars that it's currently earned at the box office as this is such a fu film to watch. While this film will easily make back it's $20 million budget the fact that there are alot more films out with more established actors in them like for example Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come and Hoppers and the fact that Project Hail Mary is still cleaning up at the box office right now this film does need all the more help that it can get as while it's great that we do fight for original films to be made in the first place we also need to go out and support them when they do come out as that's the only way that we will get more original films like this. However given the fact that The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is coming out soon it's pretty obvious that this weekend this film is going to fall drastically from it's sixth place spot as all it has above it are these heavy hitter films and yet this small film that has no well known actor in it is still going to be fighting for it's life when this is the film that we should be going to support as like it or not The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is going to be making alot of money regardless of if we go and see it or not and the same thing goes for Project Hail Mary as well as they have a bunch of heavy hitter behind the camera as well as infront of it and yet this film doesn't have that but what it does have going for it is a unique set up that granted the film doesn't take as full advantage of as it really could have done but it also has alot of really cool action scenes that blend in really well with the films humor and horror. While yes it will always be good to go and see a sequel to a film that we know we loved and are therefore more then likely going to like again we should also go out there and support these original films just as much.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and twenty eight minuets and forty eight seconds. With this being pretty much the exact grand total running time that you would expect a film lime this one to have in the first place and to the films credit it really does have more then plot there to cover that amount of running time in the first place and yet tho the film oddly feels like it could have had a few more minuets to it as when the film does start it never really stops as the film does move at such a breakneck pace when taking it's time and slowing things down for a few minuets would have gone miles in making this film be all the more better. The film doesn't even use it's running time all that wisely either as the film doesn't take the time to fully develop it's plot as the film oddly enough stops it's plot just as it truly gets going to have a pointless backstory scene when that it time that could have been spent on developing it's plot as nothing in the films backstory scenes play into the film barring something that gets mentioned in Maria's backstory scene and that's really it and heck even something that gets mentioned in Asia's backstory gets mentioned again in the film which makes that backstory seem all the more pointless with the film not even taking the time to fully develop it's characters due to the fact that the screen time that could have been used to develop it's characters is now being eaten up by pointless backstory scenes and yet in this film was just five or ten minuets longer then it would have been able to fully develop both it's plot and it's characters whilst also having those backstory scene in it but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.

So now then as this is an action film that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual action that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual action that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty so good. To say that the film has some really good and fun action in it would be a huge understatement as the whole film is built around having these really and creative action scenes with the twist involving the films villains being something that's really creative and it means that the characters get to do these more insane fights and it won't really matter in a few short minuets. With it being made clear as day that the makers of this film put alot more time and effort into the films action then they did both it's humor and scares as the film isn't as funny as it could have been and and it's not as scary as it should have been either and heck the film even teases us with a fight that would have been so cool to see and it doesn't deliver on that promise. With the best action scene n the whole entire film being when Asia has to take on several of the hotel occupants pretty much in the dark in what might be the hotels ballroom and it just gets so insane as she shoots them for the light with her only really getting the upper hand when she gets an axe and sets the top end of it on fire and starts swinging it around attacking every thing in sight with the mere visual of her having an axe on fire being nothing more then pure awsome with the rest of this films action being just as crazy and just as insane as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall this film is one that should watched as while it does have alot of issues with the film those same issues are one that could also be found in any of the Fast & Furious films as much like those films this film knows that it's meant to be a dumb film and isn't afraid to be anything more then that in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 6.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Abigail 2024 Film Review

Radio Silence are having a pretty good week right now with there latest film Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come doing as good as could be expected at the box office. Yet not alot of people know but the Ready Or Not films actually take place in the same fictional world as the film that i'm going to be talking to you all about today and I know this as i'm one of those people with someone online telling me about and providing an article as proof and so then join me as I review the film that proves that children really can be little monsters with the film in question being called simply just "Abigail" enjoy.

The plot of this film is when seven criminals kidnap and are tasked with watching over a little girl they very quickly find out that there's more to this little girl then meets the eye. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot thats actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. While this films set up isn't that unique as the whole idea of having idea of having a group of criminals start to do something bad only for it then to be turned on them in some way shape or form is one that's been done before most notably in Don't Breathe yet this film does add enough to the set up that it does go along way in to making it seem new and fresh again as just the very idea of having the characters having to battle this supernatural entity does make this idea seem new again and it is something that the film itself does pull off really well. Yet in saying this tho this films plot can at times be not that good as it does rely on the characters going to visit Abigail several times which is something that does make the film feel like that it's on repeat mode with it's plot whereas if they found a new and different way to get across all of the plot information that they need to get across then it would make the films plot feel alot less repetitive very early on. With this not really being helped by the fact that this films plot isn't the strongest that it could have been as while yes this films plot is indeed really good it also could have been alot more better as this isn't the plot that would suit a feature length film but if there was a few rewrites to the films script then it very easily could do with the plot of this film also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

Starring in this film is Melissa Barrera as Joey / Ana Lucia Cruz and Dan Stevens as Frank / Adam Barrett. Also starring in this film is Matilda: The Musical star Alisha Weir as Abigail , Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come star Kathryn Newton as Sammy / Jessica Hurney , Kevin Durand as Peter / Terrence Lacroix , Will Catlett as Rickles , Angus Cloud as Dean , Matthew Goode as Father / Kristof Lazaar and Giancarlo Esposito as Lambert.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting thats actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. The fact that this film does have some really good acting in it is something that's not really all that surprising as alot of this films actors are a bunch of really good actors in their own right with alot of them having been in horror films before this one and would therefor know full well how to act in a horror film. With the fact that this films acting is so good in the first place also being being helped by the fact that this films directors Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett do know how to direct there actors and get a good performance out of them a skill which they have proven in several films and use again here in this film as alot of actors that you wouldn't normally expect a good performance from give us exactly that and that is due to Matt and Tyler doing there thing and being good directors who know how to talk to there actors. With this best actor in this film being Alisha Weir as Abigail as this girl just acts circles around everyone in this film and heck if she so chooses to continue acting she has more then a bright future ahead of her as she is just so good in this film as she has to go from cute and innocent to down right terrifying at the drop of a hat and she does so with ease with the acting that's in this film really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so good that all this films actors have to do is just say the lines as they are written and a good performance will come out of them easily which is something that really does help to raise the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.

Like alot of Radio Silence's films the characters that are in this film are really well handled due to the fact that there s alot of thought and effort put into them. As the film does spend alot of time in making these characters not only likable but also feel more real as we get to understand just where it is that there coming from and what it is that drove them to this life of crime in the first place like for example Joey she started out as an army medic but the stress got to her and forced to do drugs which then led to her botching an operation or Frank who was an undercover cop that was sent to arrest to men working for Lazaar only to find that he liked the life style a bit to much. With all of the films main characters having the same kind of backstory where they all either come from a really good life like Sammy for example or they did something really stupid and messed up the one that they had whilst these might seem like small things they are things that do make these characters seem more likable as they are flaws that the characters have to come to terms with and in the case of Joey also over come. With the fact that both she and Frank have kids of their own it is something that does make those characters different sides of the same coin as they both want the same thing that being the money they would get for surviving the night with this kid however what makes them different is how they go about it as Frank is more violent more often punching first and asking questions later whereas Joey is the kind of character that uses kindness to get the same information out of Abigail that Frank was trying to get by threatening her with Joey's motherly instincts kicking in as she always to try and do what's best for Abigail and harm her in the least harmful way possible. 

As was mentioned the whole idea of the villains having the tables turned on them and having the person that we think is the good guy but is actually the bad guy is something that's not a new concept as it was done in Don't Breathe. With that film actually doing the concept better due to the fact that it didn't true to humanize it's criminals to much by getting us to like them all and the fact that The Blind Man was someone who it could be argued is both a villain and a hero depending on how you view the film whereas here in this film they make it pretty clear that both Abigail and her father Lazaar are meant to be the bad guys of the film when something like that should have made it so it's a little bit inconspicuous as to who the true villains of the film are meant to be in the first place as then we the audience could decide for ourselfs over who the main villain of the film truly was in the place. Yet by outright telling us how it is and how we should be routing while yes Don't Breathe did have us routing for Jane Levy's character that film did also show us that The Blind Man was just as evil as the characters that we thought we were meant to hate whereas in this film it's pretty clear that we are meant to hate Lazaar due to the fact that the film keeps on brining him up every single chance that they get yet they don't actually show us why we are meant to hate and yet if your doing a film like his one you do need to show us why we should be hating this character and why we should want to see the main characters survive an d while this film does do something new with the concept by adding in a supernatural element to it it's not enough to make you go that Don't Breathe did this concept more better then this film does.

Much like with all of Radio Silence's work this film does have elements of comedy in it which to be frank aren't as good as the more comedic moments in the Ready Or Not films. With the two characters that are mainly of comedy duty in this film are Sammy and Peter and that's really it and even then there comedy is very hit and miss at best as alot of their jokes revolve around either Peter struggling to comprehend the situation or Sammy just not knowing how to do these basic things due to how rich upbringing which is fine for one or two jokes as then you could have the other character sort of poke fun at them as a way show comradery between the group and to show that they are somewhat growing closer as a group. However the makers of this film don't really do it which does leave us with Sammy and Peter feeling more like and the Shaggy and Scooby-Doo of the group so much so that when they split up near the end of the film it's Peter and Sammy that get put in the same team which isn't funny as while yes Peter has been getting closer to Sammy all throughout the film almost becoming like a big brother figure to her which is something that does make his death at her hands all the more tragic it still would have been more funny if Sammy was paired up with say Frank or Joey as then you could see how her brand of comedy bounces off those other characters. To be fair tho they do both get some pretty funny lines in the films third act like for example Peter gets Abigail's name wrong which is a cute joke and another is when the group is tasked with looking for garlic Sammy runs into the kitchen and comes back with what she thinks is garlic only to be told by Frank that it's potatoes with her saying that she doesn't know which is which as she never learned how to cook which is a decent joke. With none of the films jokes really undercutting the tension as they are just just to be a quick one liner and that's really it and in that regard they work really well.

In what can only be describes as being the best move that thus film could have made is that the makers of this film do have Joey and Abigail form a bond over the course of the film. As we do get to see that Joey really does care for Abigail maybe not in the way that a mother would care for her kid but she still does show that she cares for her as out of the whole group she's the only one that shows Abigail some kind of mercy and is actually kind to her and in response to that Abigail does open to her and does tell her the things that she wants to know willingly and not because she has to do like she does when Frank is trying to force the information out of her. Heck even when Lambert turns Frank it's Joey that Abigail comes to for help even tho she could still take him on her own and yet it's the fact that she comes to Joey asking her to help her out that does cement the fact that they do have this bond with even the fact that the film has Joey do these little things like checking her pulse at the start of the film or even just not yelling at her and talking to her like she's a normal human being even when they find she's anything but normal that does help to make there bond feel genuine as Joey does have a kid at home and therefor she would of course know for to talk to one as she's had that expirence and while Frank would have had that expirence as well by the time the film starts up he's no longer the good guy that he once was and therefor of course he's going to be more aggressive and be more violent towards anyone that isn't him as that's just who he is as a character with the only two characters that don't take anything from him being both Abigail and Joey as they both know that he won't do anything with the only person that would do anything is Abigail's father who Joey does stand up to and who Abigail both call out for being a bad father at the end of the film.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and forty nine minuets and thirty one seconds. With this films running time being a pretty solid running time and is the king of running time that you would expect a horror comedy like this one to have in the first place as those don't typically last all the long in the first place with this film even having the right amount of plot there to cover that amount of running in the first place as the film does know how to give us alot of the things that we need in order to make as good a use of it's running time as it possible could do this however doesn't mean fully mean that it uses it's running time all that wisely as while the film does explain away somethings in it's plot like how Lambert came to work for Lazaar in the first place it doesn't really take the time to fully develop it's plot as it does eave some things unexplained like why Lambert wants to over Lazaar's empire which is something of a key plot point in the film and it also doesn't fully explain why the characters need the money in the first place which again is a key plot point and is something that could have done with being made a bit more clearer. However tho the film does take the time to give alot of it's characters some character development like for example we do get to see Abigail and Joey bonding over the course of the film which is something tat does set up them working together in the final act of the film and heck the film even adds little things to the characters that make them feel more well rounded and thought out like the fact that yes Sammy not knowing how to do these basic things is played for laughs but it is also something that does tie into her wealthy background and therefor she of course wouldn't know how to do these things as she would have had other people doing them for her but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.

So now then as this is a horror film that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty i in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. The film does really take as full advantage of the fact that one of it's "villains" is a vampire by having Abigail do all of these cool things like controlling Sammy like a puppet which is fun to see or by having her take on Frank , Peter and Sammy all by herself and somehow coming out on top which is something that would make sense as she would know what to do in this situation as this is pretty much her house and she has had centuries of learning different fighting styles as well as developing her own. With the best kill in the whole entire film being Frank's as while Sammy eating Peter is a scary kill as we do get to see her rip of a huge portion of his skin Franks kill works all the more better due to the fact that we audience have grown to truly hate him as a character before he was a vampire and therefor when Lambert does turn him we truly loath him as now he has this unstoppable power to content with with the thing that truly defeats him isn't just Abigail and Joey stabbing him in the heart with a take it's his own ego as he really did thing that he could control Joey much like Abigail did with Sammy without realizing that Abigail has had centuries to perfect that particular skill with the rest of the films kills being just as awsome and as bloody in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall if you love the Ready Or Not films then odds are your either going to A love this film or B you already love this film as this is just such a bloody and gory fun film that does give you all of things that you expect from a Radio Silence film but in saying this tho the central idea of having the criminals have there thing be turned against them is an idea that worked better in Don't Breathe in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 7.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images hat I personally used in this very review from Tenor , Blogger . Com , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come Film Review

Horror sequels much like regular sequels are very much a mixed bag as when they are done right we get films like Friday The 13th Part 2 but when there done wrong we get films like Scream 3. As a sequel has to find a way to progress the story of the first film but do so in a new and interesting way and well we have another new horror sequel out and while most horror films only get a sequel if their a mainstream success this film is actually a sequel to a film that is borderline a cult hit film and so then join me as I review the film that quite literally tells you it's coming for you with the film in question being called simply just "Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come" enjoy.

The plot of this film is right after te events of the first film Grace now joined by her relucent sister Faith finds herself a new game of hide and seek and has to survive as several dozen people now want her and her sister dead. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. With the films plot doing everything that a good sequel plot should do in that it not only advances the plot of the previous film but it also ups the stakes to the point where it justifies this sequel being made as just by going off the end of the first film it would have been very easy to write this franchise off as being a one and done and yet the makers of this film found a way to continue Grace's story in a way that feels natural. However tho this films plot does feel like it's on repeat mode alot of the time tho due to the fact that it does feel like it's just copying elements from the first film like for example both films have Grace where her wedding dress which made sense in the first film as the film was set directly after her wedding and yet here she wears it for no good reason and heck the characters even play the exact same game when it would have been more fun and interesting to see them do a twist on another kids game. While on the flip side of this is the fact that the films plot is so good due to the face that the original films writers came back with them brining the same flair that they brought to the first film with the plot of this film also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is one of this films executive producers Samara Weaving as Grace MacCaullay and Kathryn Newton as Faith MacCaullay. Also starring in this film is Sarah Michelle Gellar as Ursula Danforth , Shawn Hatosy as Titus Danforth , Elijah Wood as The Lawyer , Néstor Carbonell as Ignacio El Caido , Kevin Durand as Bill Wilkinson , Olivia Cheng as Wan Chen Xing , Varun Saranga as Madhu Rajan , Nadeem Umar-Khitab as Viraj Rajan , Juan Pablo Romero as Felipe El Caido , Masa Lizdek as Martina Rajan , Maia Jae as Francesca El Caido , Dan Beirne as Kip Danforth , Antony Hall as Wan Cheng Fu , one of this films producers James Vanderbilt as Mr. Le Bail and David Cronenberg as Chester Danforth.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. The films acting in this film is really good and as is more then on par with the acting that we got in the first film with this mainly due to the fact that we have a bunch of really good actors in this film alot of whom have been really good in other films all of which is helped by the fact that this films directors Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett really do know not only how to cast good actors for there films but also how to direct them to get these good performances out of them in the first place which is a skill that so few directors seem to have these days. With the best actor in the whole entire film being Samara Weaving as Grace MacCaullay as not only is she the only returning actor from the previous film but she also does alot of the heavy lifting for the film from an acting point of view with alot of the scenes between her and Kathryn Newton being made slightly better due to the fact that she has played Grace before now and therefor does have this better understanding of the character then what any of the fans of the first film will have and therefore she is able to give a performance that does suit her character down to the ground. With the acting that's in this very film really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so good that all this films actors have to do is just say the lines as they are written and a good performance will come out of them naturally which is something that really does help to raise the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.

Much like with the first film this film does have some really good and well written characters in it with them all coming across as being fully formed characters. With Grace kind of feeling the same as she id did in the first film as for understandable reasons she's not as fun loving as she was in the first film with her now taking a more proactive role in the game which is something that does make alot of sense as out of herself and Faith she is the only one that's played a game like this before now and therefore she would no exactly what to do in this kind of situation and to the films credit she is handled really well as while she does retain her snarkyness from the first film there's also a hint of trauma in there as well. Even the films newer characters do feel partly well done with Faith being a character that hasn't seen Grace for many years and therefore doesn't want to follow her advice which is something that does make her a somewhat naive character however tho where film does somewhat start to faulter is with the family members as alot of them do feel like carbon copies of the family members from the first film with Ursula being Charity and Titus good as well as being Daniel mixed in with Emilie as both he and Ursula are brother and sister with her being the brains of the operation and him being the lovable somewhat dumb but also crazy psycho one of the two which I guess makes him an interesting character but at the same time tho the film doesn't really do all that much with either character to make them feel justified and the rest of the other family members are just there to be killed off as they add nothing to the plot of the film say what you will about the housing staff in the first film but they at least added small little things to the plot of that film whereas here nothing is added with the rest of the family members.

Without giving away to much of what happens in this film this film does introduce a clause where the game is stopped and Grace gets declared the winner if she marries someone. Which would be a good idea where it not for the fact that the whole opening of the first film revolved around her marrying someone therefor by the game's own rules that entire first film shouldn't have happened granted the makers of this film wouldn't have thought of that when they were making the first film but it is something that should have been taken into account when they were making this film as by adding in that one clause they've made the entire first film pointless as now we the audience are now left wondering why the first film even happened in the first place. Granted this isn't a major issue with the film as the plot of the first film or this film for that matter isn't that much effected by that rule now being added to the lore but it is something that makes you wonder why the game in the first film was even played in the first place as they never say that this clause is just for hide and seek or is just for this game which would have been a great workaround as then you could argue that all of the games have their own sets of rules to them which would have been fair enough and it would have made this small continuity issue go away and yet they don't do that. With this being something that makes it obvious that the rule was only now said to us because of the fact that it sets up something else for later on in the film which again is fair enough but you don't need to tear down your own previous film in order to do that as they could have found a really creative way for them to have that rule in the first film and not have it effect the first film at all.

Like the first film ultimately ended up doing this film is being a modest hit at the box office as even tho this film cost around $14 million to make it has so far earned $14.5 million dollars. Which given that the first film earned around $57.6 million on a budget of $6 million dollars isn't a bad thing as these films much like alot of horror films aren't huge money makers with this being something that people on X just can't wrap there heads around as there thinking that this film should be making Scream 7 levels of money just based on the fact that the directors of Scream 5 and Scream VI are making this film when all you have to do is look at the numbers for the first film and compare them to this film to see that these Ready Or Not films as good as they are aren't the type of films that make big money at the box office yet this film as of this Wednesday is actually placing higher the Scream 7. Also like the first film this film does have a good balance between horror and comedy with the film knowing when it should be scary with the film having alot of painfully funny jokes like for example Grace always corrects people when they say that her last name is Le Domas even when she's gagged which is really funny and yet there's a joke that's even better then that as there is scene near the end of the films second act and the song that they play over it is "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" and how they edit that scene with that song just makes the whole thing even more funnier and heck while people will be tempted to say that the ending scene is the most fun scene in the film for me it's easily this scene just due to how well done it is with that song playing over it.

Much like alot of Radio Silence's film there is something truly emotional at the core of this film which in this case is the sisterly bon between Grace and Faith. Whilst it would be impossible to go that much into this part of the film without giving away major spoilers what can be said is that while it does feel very much like a retread of the Sam and Tara arc from Scream 5 here there is enough of a twist put on it to make it seem new and to the films credit they do use that part of the film to fully explain why Faith wasn't even mentioned in the first film which is something that they really didn't have to do but the fact that it was included in this way is something that does show you that the makers of this film do fully respect there audience. However tho it would have been nice if we got to see more of Faith and Grace learning to trust each other once again as all throughout the film Faith does almost fully trust Grace and while we the audience do understand what Grave has been through due to the first film from a character standpoint Faith hasn't done any of that and therefor it would have made there journey be all the more interesting if we saw Faith openly fight with Grace during the game as that is something that realistically her character would indeed do and yet she doesn't do and instead just blindly trusts Grace. OK fair enough Grace is her sister and therefore she will of course always trust her on some level but given the fact that there arc for the film is getting over something that Grace did to her in there past it doesn't totally make sense for her to be this trusting of Grace however the scenes where they are playfully arguing with each other does make there bond seem all the more real and it wouldn't be that surprising if both Samara and Kathryn ended up being good friends after making this film as they do seem like they had a good time with each other.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and forty three minuets and fifty seconds. Which to be fair is decent enough running time for this film to have and given the fact that the first film did have a pretty similar running time as well it does say that these films can work with that short amount of running time and heck this film does have more then enough plot to cover that amount of running time with the film not really using it's running time all that wisely due to the fact that the film doesn't make the time to fully develop it's plot as the film seems to be more focused on not only added rules to the game but also in getting all of the other characters involved in the game then it is in giving us a more fully developed plot. This is something that does kind of effect the films character development as while both Grace and Faith and a much more lesser extent Ursula not one of this films characters get any kind of character developed with this being something that does make them feel like one dimensional characters and while the family members in the first film aren't that well developed either it could be argued that that was only done due to the fact that the makers of the film were still trying to wok out how to include the game to it's fullest extent and therefor they had to cut corners somewhere in the film and yet here they already know how to do that and yet they still don't take the time to give alot of the characters some character development even Grace who it could argued doesn't need character development due to being the main character of the first film still manages to get some in this film but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.

So now then as this is a horror film that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. If you thought that the film wouldn't be able to top all of the crazy and insane kills that they did in the first film then be pared to be let down down as they do more then match the kills that they did in the film with this film giving us alot of really creative and at time gut bustingly funny ways all of which do make this films kills more then worth watching on there own as this is the only franchise where we do get to see these kinds of fun and funny kills. With the best kill in the whole entire film not being one that's going to be getting spoiled but all that I will say is that it happens in a pit during the films third act and if you've seen the film you'll know exactly what kill it is that i'm talking about as that kill is just so much fun to see with it giving us all of the shocks and gore that these films are known for having whilst at the same time kind of securing that there can't be a third film yet the rest of the film does have some really good kills with the films main golf course setting pretty much saying that the characters can die at any time and while the film doesn't take full advantage of that it does show you just how the makers of this film are more then willing to up the stakes with the only good kill technically on the golf course being being when Grace shots someone at point blank range with a shotgun with the rest of the films kills being just as fun and as over the top as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall while it is hard to say just which of these two films that people will like more as both of them do have alot of things both going for and working against them what can be said tho is that this film more then deservers all of the praise that it's been getting as it is just that good of a film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score exactly a 7.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Minnie's Midnight Massacre Film Review

For some odd reason the in thing to do with low budget horror movies is to have an established kids characters be the main villain of the film. As while there have now been plenty of horror films where Mickey Mouse has been the main villain the film i'm going to be talking to you all about today sees Minnie Mouse take centre stage and what's worse is that there are horror films in the works for both Pluto and oddly enough Betty Boop of all thing along with several Popeye's Revenge sequels so then join me as I review the film that wants to be like Slaughter High mixed with Scream but with none of the charm to pull it off with the film in question being called simply just "Minnie's Midnight Massacre" enjoy.

The plot of this film is twenty years after leaving classmate to die four friends go to remote house only to find themselves in the fight for there lives when they all start getting killed off one by one. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. With the films basic plot being nothing more then a rip off of Slaughter High as both films do have a strikingly similar set up to them with the only difference being the fact that Slaughter High takes place in a high school where as here it's mainly just a random house and that's really it which fair enough is very creative for these types of films as alot of them just have the characters staying at what is basically a cabin in the woods or the house that belongs to someone related to the main character where as there they are just staying at this house just to get away from it all for the weekend. Even so tho this films plot does feel like a very by the book and very by the numbers slasher plot with there being nothing new added to it to make it seem interesting again and while the film does try to do something new by adding in a surprise second killer at the end of the film even that's not enough to make this films plot be anything more then average as all it does is remind you of much more better movies with the plot of this film not really being rather entertaining and nor is it really rather engaging either in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Cliff Dean as Will , Indira Starr as Bell , Doug Jeffery as Deputy Crews and Erin Marie Garrett as Honey. Also starring in this film is Mckenna Smith as Young Evie , Kace Winfield as Young Will, one of this films executive producers Derrick Redford as Sheriff Long , Hannah Hueston as Evie , Kinley Moody as Young Bell , Joplyn McDonald as Minnie-Winnie , Kennan Ainsworth as Young Honey and one of this films executive producers Tiffany McDonald as Minnie.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. While nobody expects good acting from these types of films the acting in this film is actually alot more better then what it really should have been as while yes this films acting is still pretty bad that was always going to be the case given the fact that's a very low budget horror film and therefore of course the acting in the film was always going to be bad as they mostly likely wouldn't have been able to afford to do a take two. With the films best actor being Indira Starr as Bell as she does come across as being the only actor that's actively trying to turn in a good performance with the rest of the films actors being content with just barely phoning in there performances. With the only other exception maybe being Tiffany McDonald as Minnie which even then it's debatable on if she's good in the movie due to the fact that she doesn't get to do a whole lot in the film despite her being the title character of the film and yet with Indira you can see that she is trying to turn in a good performances she really only needed better writing and actual direction from this films producer , writer and director Brett Bentman and she really would have been able to do exactly that. With the acting that's in this film not really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so bad as it doesn't give any of this films actors absolutely anything to work with interms of what it is that there actual characters personalities are even meant to be in the first place which is something that really does harm the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.

Character wise this film does fair somewhat better then alot of these other horror films do due to the fact that alot of the films characters have a single personality trait each. With both Will and Bell being the nice one of the group , Honey being the groups resident dumb one and Evie being the b*tch of the group with none of the characters straying to far from there given personality trait and while the fact that they do have a personality trait to begin with does make them ten times better then any of the characters from Harry Boxley it still doesn't make them that well done as characters as the film does nothing with it's characters. Due to the fact that the film doesn't doesn't take the time to show us why we should care about any of them as instead it keeps on showing us flashbacks which show that the group minus Will were all bullies to this one kid and all that does is make us hate them even more as they do act pretty mean to this kid and while yes it could be argued that they were only kids and therefore didn't know any better which is something that would be fair enough were it not for the fact that Evie still acts like a bully to this very day with her forcing her friends to do things that they don't want to do all for no good reason therefor why should we care for these characters as they clearly haven't grown up enough. Which does mean that we are just counting down the minuets until they all get killed off and when it does happen we don't find ourself cheering for the heroes and wanting them to survive rather we find ourself cheering for the villain when we should be routing for the characters and wanting to see them survive the film. With the only somewhat likable characters in the whole entire film being both Will and Bell and even then it's more due to the fact that Will was hesitant to take part in the bullying but there is something that happens to his character later on in the film which makes him unlikable and will be something that will be getting discussed in this review.

Every since The Mouse Trap came out it's oddly been a thing for people to turn Mickey Mouse into a horror villain. Yet alot of them this film included fail to take full advantage of that as while this film is being listed as being a horror comedy there's nothing funny said in the film at all in fact there's barely anything scary in this film whereas with The Mouse Trap you could at least make the point that it was the first Mickey Mouse themed horror film and therefor they were will still trying to work out what it is that they could do to make the fact that this famous mouse is now a slasher killer yet the only thing that they had to do was make it a full blown horror comedy. This was something that Screamboat actually got right as it knew right away that no one was going to be taking this film seriously and therefor it just went bulls to the wall with the amount of jokes that it was throwing at you with alot of that films jokes being about Disney itself and it's the fact that that film embraced the fact that it was a silly film with a silly idea that made it work so well in the first place and yet with this film they try and find a balance between both Screamboat and The Mouse Trap by having these moments that are meant to be funny when the characters are drunk and off set that with these more serious moments like when a grown up Bell and Will are talking about what happened twenty years ago and how it's still effecting them and yet it just doesn't work as this is a film that should be silly and that should be played for laughs as the very idea of having a beloved cartoon character be the main villain of the film is on it's self a very dumb idea and is not one that requires a super serious film in order for it to work. Whilst yes the Blood And Honey films are super serious films they also have alot of creative and fun kills that balance that out and yet in this film they don't do any of that as the makers of this film only made this film as quick cash grab and not because they wanted to make a genuinely good film.

To make matters for this film they do try to have a mystery over who the killer of the film is yet they outright tell us who it's going to be in the opening scene of the film. With the rest of the film being the characters wondering if the person that they left in this storm shelter yet has disappeared for two decades is the one killing them this is where the film felt more dumb as if you want to have a mystery over who the killer is then fine do that just give us clues as to who the killer is and don't show the main characters in a negative light in flashbacks or if you want to do something that's more akin to Slaughter High where the characters no full well who the killer is and try to appeal to them then fine do that just don't have a mystery. Yet this film tries do to both and it just doesn't work as we the audience know full well who the killer of the film and therefor we spend the entirety of the film ahead of the characters interms of what information that they no and all that does is take all the fun out of it as there is a good mystery to be had here and it is something that would have been good if the makers of the film hadn't had the literal opening scene of the movie after the opening credits out right tell us who the main killer of the film is as then we could have been wondering not only who it is but also what there motives are. With that being something that could have made the film have this rewatch value to it as then we would have a reason to keep on coming back to this film to see if there was any missed clues that would have told us who the killer of the film was and yet by trying to have it both ways where the killer is revealed early on but the characters don't know who it is all that does is make the characters seem even more dumb then what they already are in the first place.

This film does try to do something that not alot of these types of horror films have tried to do that being to have a surprise second villain. Which in of it itself is a really good idea as the film does make Will Minnie's helper in a surprise third act twist however the film never takes the time to explain not only why Will is helping to kill his friends of over twenty years but also how he managed to not only get Winnie as she was then known out of the shelter and also keep in touch with her for a large amount of time with none of this being helped by the fact that it does go against how Will was portrayed in the rest of the film as all throughout the rest of the film he written as the groups big brother and someone who would always want to protect his friends and yet just for the sake of having a twist ending the makers of this film have him turn on and kill Bell. With much like Winnie putting on a mouse mask and changing his name to Willie all of which does make this twist hard to buy into as all throughout the rest of the film we don't get to see ant hint of the fact that Will might not be as sane as he's letting on therefor it does seem out of place when they do pull of this twist whereas if the makers of this film did take the time to show us the fact that Will might be more insane then what he's letting on either with a glance or even by having him not be attacked by Minnie it would have been more then enough to let us know that there's something up with his character but in saying this tho having be attacked by Minnie is something that does do a good enough job of throwing us of the fact that there might be a second villain. However it's the small things that do make the big thanks not add up as they could have had him dress up as a mouse and kill some people in the film even if we didn't know that it was hi at that point in time.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and fifteen minuets and twenty three seconds. With this films running time being a huge issue for the film as while the film does have more then enough plot there to cover that amount of running time the film also takes up to the thirty to thirty eight minuet mark to give us it's first kill which if the film was closer to two hours maybe one hour and thirty minuets wouldn't be an issue yet given it's current running time they needed to start getting to the kills by at the most the ten minuet mark with the film not even using it's running time all that wisely either as the film doesn't take the time to fully develop it's plot. As the film is alot more focused on giving us repeats of the same flashback over and over again when having it play once maybe two or three times would have bee more then enough yet the film plays parts of it at every single chance that it gets and all that does is eat up screen time that would have been better spent of further developing it's plot yet as they don't do that we are left with a plot that feels as one dimensional as it's characters. As the films characters as is to be expected in one of these horrors films don't get any kind of character development and given just how quickly that these films are made and released in that is something that's to be expected and to this films credit it's not really as bad with the lack of character development as the other films like this are as the film does try to have scene where the characters talk about what happened in the past the issue is tho is that none of that effects the rest of the plot with none of the characters clearly having learned nothing from what they did as kids which makes Will and Bell talking about it seem pointless but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.

So now then as this is a slasher film that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought . felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty OK at best. This film does commit the biggest sin that any slasher film could commit and that's the fact that not only do we have to wait an awfully long time to get to the first kill of the film but also when we do get to kills we barely get to see any of them as alot of them happen just off screen with the few that happen on screen being at best OK which does make it feel like that the makers of this film were to afraid to make a slasher film and therefore instead chose to d the absolute bare minimum when it comes to this films kills. At a push i'd say that the best kill in this film is when Minnie slices the ankles of Sheriff Long and then beats him to death but even then alot of that kill happens of screen and while that might be OK for a thriller of a psychological horror film as there your going more for the tension then anything else where as with a slasher film your going to see the kills and therefor we do want to see how the characters died and we want to see alot of the blows that killed them and yet the makers of this film thought that we dont want to see the films kills. Granted there might be a reason for why they didn't show us the kills in this film like maybe they just didn't have the money for the effects t make them to look good which s fair enough but at the same time they spend alot of time in showing us computer generate mice when we don't need to see them just take the money that was used to bring those mice to live and put it towards effects that would make the films kills look good that's all you'd have to do and that is something that would make this film alot more fun to watch in the process in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall no matter how bad this film is it's not even close to being as bad as The Mouse Trap was as that film was just awful and while there is a good chance that Betty's Revenge or any of the THREE Popeye's Revenge sequels that we're getting year might be bad one things for certain this film is a waste of a good idea as the idea of having Minnie Mouse be the main villain of a slasher film is a good idea it just needed  a better film making team to bring it to live is all in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 4.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very revie well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , Amazon . Co . Uk and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.