Sunday, 29 August 2021

Candyman 2021 Film SPOILER FREE!!!!!!!!!! Film Review

 



Ladies and gentlemen as any horror fans that's even close to being worth their salt will tell a true horror icon never stays down for very long and with there being alot of horror remakes and horror sequels coming out seemingly faster and quicker then ever. You just know that it was about time that they brought back the Candyman film franchise and so join me as i review the film that's brought back or even resurrected the long dormant Candyman film franchise with the film in question being called simply just "Candyman" enjoy.

Now then the plot of this film is struggling visual artist Anthony McCoy gets artists block so he becomes inspired by the legend of Candyman and then kills start happening and it's up to Anthony to figure out who or even what is behind these most recent killings before it's far to freaking late. Now then in terms of what I personally thought or even felt about the plot of this film film in all honesty I thought or even felt that the plot of this film was perhaps the weakest aspect of this film since the plot of this film is really freaking weak in my opinion anyways / at least.


Starring in this very film is Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as Anthony ????? and Wandavision star Teyonah Parris as Brianna Cartwright. Also starring in this very film are or even is Nathan Stewart-Jarrett as Troy Cartwright , Colman Domingo as William Burke , Kyle Kaminsky as Grady Greenberg , Vanessa Williams as ??????????????? , Rebecca Spence as Finley Stephens , Michael Hargrove as Sherman Fields and Tony Todd as ?????????????????????????.

Now then as for what I personally thought / felt about the acting that's featured / presented to us in this film in all honesty I in all honesty thought / felt that the acting that's featured / presented to us in this film was in all honesty rather freaking good in my opinion anyways / at least. This is because in my opinion anyways / at least alot of the actors and actresses that are starring in this very film are yes sir indeed sir some really good actors and actresses and so then it does only make sense that those exact same actors and actresses that are appearing in or even starting in this film would indeed turn in some really freaking good performances when it comes to the actual acting that's featured / presented to us in this very film in my opinion anyways / at least.


Now then as alot of might know this film was co-written and co-produced by Jordan Peele and yeah if you've seen literally any of his other horror films / horror movie and then you'll know exactly what to expect from this film. Since because yeah those exact same things are present in this film and while I can see alot of people being put of by these or even those things I personally found those exact same things to be rather freaking enjoyable in my opinion anyways / at least.


So now then incase you are wondering yes we do indeed get to find out if this film is a either a sequel or reboot or a remake or whatever else that you could possibly or even can possibly even come up with. However tho since the answer to that question is a spoiler and this review of the film in question is a spoiler free review however I will indeed go onto say that there is a reason that I edited some of the cast list when it comes to who two of the actors that are appearing / starring in this film and who those exact same actors and actresses are playing and I do also think that there might possibly be alot of fans of the Candyman film franchise who might possibly indeed be happy with the answer in my opinion anyways / at least.

Now then I will very fully admit that i've personally never even seen a single film that's apart of or even in this particular / very film franchise. However I have seen all of the kill counts thanks to the Youtube channel Dead Meat and as such I can say that this film isn't as gothic as the first film was and as such I seems like it would be more at home with one of the sequels / later sequels which is something that I personally didn't like since the first film looked stunning with how gothic it was and so in my opinion anyways / at least it would have helped this film out alot if this film was more gothic in tone and in nature just like the very first film was in my opinion anyways / at least.


Now then without giving anything I will say that the song that they use to open up this film with is the exact same song that I personally would've chosen to open up this film with and when this song started playing I in all honesty started laughing. Simply because this song was the perfect song to use to open up this film and while it's not really a spoiler what the song is i'm openly choosing not to mention the name of the song because the song in question is just such a perfect song to use to open this film with in my opinion anyways / at least.

So now then this film is  exactly one hour and twenty five minuets and fifty two seconds long and if i'm being well and truly and very freaking honest here people this film could and more importantly should have been alot more longer then / than it actually was. This is simply because this film has alot of characters to introduce and it simply cannot do that in it's current one hour and twenty five minuets and fifty seconds running time since all of the characters just aren't given enough time to be fully established and so all of this films characters just sort of merge into character because of the fact that we aren't really given that good of a sense of who these characters are and what these characters personality traits and faults are all of which would have made all of this films characters much more better and much more well rounded in my opinion anyways / at least. 


Now then since this film is a slasher film after all that means that I have to talk about the actual kills that are featured in this very / actual / particular film / movie and in my honest opinion anyways / at least the actual kills that are featured / resented to us in this very / actual / particular film are indeed yes sir indeed the best parts of this film. This is simply because of how gory the kills in this very film well and truly are and it also does indeed help that alot of or even all of the kills that are in this film are also fairly freaking creative in my opinion anyways / at least/



Overall I can very easily see why this film is currently making alot of money at the box office since this film does indeed have alot of star power both infront of and behind of the camera but having alot of star power both infront of and behind of the camera doesn't always make for a good film and that's case / issue for / of in my opinion anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this film gets a grand total of score of a 6.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where  I personally used in this very review well then I boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official Halloween fandom wiki page and from Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get the images that are actually from this film and that that I personally / actually used in this very review being Google Images this is simply because Google Images actually has alot of images from this film and plus alot of / nearly all of the images that are from this film and that are currently up on Google Images are all fairly high in quality and as well as being fairly high definition and as always we end this review as we always do which is with one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams indeed.

























Monday, 16 August 2021

Don't Breathe 2 Film SPOILER FREE!!!!!!!!!! Review

 



Horror fans today is the day that fans of Don't Breathe have been waiting for since Don't Breathe 2 has just been released and well since i was a huge fan of the first film in this series / franchise. You just know that I was going to be watching this film at the very first chance that I had and so join me as I review the film that is in all honesty a huge step down in quality when compared to the first film with this film in question being called simply just "Don't Breathe 2" enjoy.

Now then the plot of this film is right long years after the events of the first film The Blind Man finds his quite life with his eleven year old daughter disrupted and thus disturbed when a gang decide to attack Norman Nordstrom (The Blind Man) and kidnap his eleven year old daughter. The plot of this film is the very first thing that's wrong with this film since / simply because the plot of this film isn't as engaging nor is it as fresh or as original as the plot of the first film in my opinion anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is the always bada*s and the always super freaking talented we have the great Stephen Lang as Norman Nordstrom AKA The Blind Man and Brendan Sexton III as Raylan. Also starring in this film is Madelyn Grace as Phoenix , Stephanie Arcila as Hernandez , Diaana Babnicova as Billy , Adam Young as Jim Bob , Bobby Schofield as Jared , Rocci Williams as Duke , Christian Zagia as Raul and Steffan Rhodri as The Surgeon.

Now then interms of what I thought / felt about the actual acting that's featured / presented to us in this actual / very /particular film in all honesty I in all honesty thought / felt that the acting that's featured / presented to us in this actual / very / particular film was at best OK. This is simply because the performances are overall very mixed for me personally with some actors like Stephen Lang , Madelyn Grace and Brendan Sexton III turning in some really good performances but then the rest of cast turn very bad performances and it's those exact same bad performances that bring down the overall quality of the acting that's featured / presented to us in this very film in my opinion anyways / at least.



Now then for some dumb reason the makers of this film chose to have this film be opened up on the exact same day as Free Guy AKA The latest / newest Ryan Reynolds movie. This was a dumb mistake / move simply because alot more people were hyped up for Free Guy then they were hyped up for this film and as such having this film open up either two weeks after or even two weeks before Free Guy would have assured that this film would have made alot more money and thus would have been seen by a lot more people but as it is this film isn't won't be making that much money and thus alot more / of people won't be paying to see this film in the theatres / cinemas but that's just what I think anyways and that's just in my very humble and as well as being in my very honest opinion anyways / at least.



Now then if your like me and you saw the teaser trailer and actual trailer for this film then chances are you had one major concern and well without giving anything away you had every single freaking right to be concerned because yes this film goes exactly where you think that it was going to go with a certain character. Now then why they did this to this certain character is well and truly beyond since it was just such a stupid as heck idea for a sequel to a horror film to do with this certain main character and makes absolutely no sense either for the character in the context of this film in my opinion anyways / at least.

Look I want it known right freaking now that i'm not opposed to them doing what it is that the makers of this film did to this certain main male character but there absolutely has to be some sort of in story explanation as to why this character has made such a change in there actual character. However the makers of this film openly chose not to give us an in story explanation and as such this change in this certain main characters actual character comes quite literally out of nowhere 


Now then this film isn't all that bad since there are some things in this film that I actually enjoyed like to example the idea of The Blind Man having a daughter is a good idea. However every good idea that this film has gets thrown out of the window because of the plain and simple fact that the script for this film just isn't as good as the script for the first film and as such these new and actually good and exciting ideas aren't really allowed to flourish because the fact that the script for this film just plain and simply won't let these new , fresh and exciting ideas fully flourish in my opinion anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had a very much grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty one minuets and seven seconds and well if i'm being well and truly freaking honest here people I in all honesty think / feel that this film didn't need to be as long as it is at all in my opinion anyways / at least. This is simply just because i dont really feel that this film has a strong enough story to support this films running of one hour and thirty one minuets and seven seconds and as such this film should have at the very least have been forty five minuets because that's the only amount of running time that this films story has to cover in my opinion anyways / at least.


Now then since this film is meant to be a horror film after all that does infact mean that I have to actually talk about the scares and the kills that are featured / presented to us in this film very film / actual and if i'm being well nd truly very freaking honest in my opinion anyways / at least the cares and the kills that are featured /  presented to us in this very / actual film are a very mixed bag of affairs for me personally. This because even tho the kills are pretty and are pretty creative as well the scares that are featured / presented to us in this very / actual film are what lets the horror aspect of this horror film down quite alot in my opinion anyways / at least since there's nothing that's actually going on in this film but that's just what I think and that's just in my very humble and as well as being in my very honest opinion anyways / at least.


Overall as you can most likely already tell from what i've said in this very review I in all honesty really think / feel /felt that this film was a huge step down in quality from the first film. Now i've talked about all of the good things and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very / actual film in this very / actual review and as such that means that this film gets a total grand score of a 5.5 out of 10 from this horror fan.

Now then as for where I got all of the images that I used in this very review well then boys and girls I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very / actual review from the official Disney fandom wiki page , the official Sony Pictures Universe Of Marvel Characters and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get the images that are actually from this film and that that I personally / actually used in this very review being Google Images this is simply because Google Images actually has alot of images from this film and plus alot of / nearly all of the images that are from this film and that are currently up on Google Images are all fairly high in quality and as well as being fairly high definition and as always we end this review as we always do which is with one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams indeed.





















Terrifier 2 Film Review

The Terrifier films are films that have shockingly been getting more and more popular with each passing release. So much so that the newest ...