Thursday 31 October 2024

Halloween H20: 20 Years Later Film Review



This review is being written on Halloween night and as such it was only about right that something that horror related get reviewed. Well with there being so many Halloween movies out there it really was tough to pick which one it was that gets reviewed and well I think i've found one that's the perfect choice given what day that this review is actually being written on and so then join me as I review the film that sees the man with the worlds most famous bleached William Shatner mask return once more with the film in question being called simply just "Halloween H20: 20 Years Later" enjoy.

The plot of this film is Laurie and her son Jon find themselves in the fight for there lives when Micheal Myers returns to try and kill Laurie twenty years after his attempt. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad as the plot of this film does do a very good job of telling the stereotypical Halloween story but in a way that makes it feel fresh and different which is something that this franchise really did need as it was beginning to get stale at this point in the franchises history but at the same time it's hard to say that this films plot is outright good either because if truth be told it's not as it just comes across as being the stereotypical slasher plot which is something that just doesn't work for the franchise that many consider to be one of the greatest slasher films of all time as a franchise that's this iconic does deserve a plot that is not only fresh and different but is also willing to actually be good and do something plot wise that harkens back to the original something which the plot of this film does also fail to do with the plot of this film also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode / Keri Tate , Josh Hartnett as John Tate and Adam Arkin as Will Brennan. Also starring in this film is Michelle Williams as Molly Cartwell , Adam Hann-Byrd as Charlie Deveraux , Jodi Lyn O'Keefe as Sarah Wainthrope , Psycho star Janet Leigh as Norma Watson , LL Cool J as Ronald 'Ronny' Jones , Nancy Stephens as Marion Chambers-Whittington , Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Jimmy Howell , Branden Williams as Tony Alegre , Beau Billingslea as Detective Fitzsimmons , Matt Winston as Matt Sampson , Larisa Miller as Claudia , Emmalee Thompson as Casey , voice acting legend Tom Kane as the voice of Dr. Sam Loomis and Chris Durand as Michael Myers.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. With the actors that you expect a really good performance like for example Jamie Lee Curtis really giving us exactly that a really good performance but at the same time where this films acting fails tho is due to the films younger actors who just can;t deliver as good of a performance especially when compared to the films more older actors with the films more younger actors coming across as being wooded and while alot of the blame for there performance does have to go to the actual actors themselves alot of the blame does also have to go to this film director Steve Miner who despite him being able to get a good performance out of his actors in his other films n this film just can;t manage to get a good performance out of his younger actors with even the films older actors only turning in a good performance not because oof the films director but because of the fact that they know how to do so with the acting that's in this film not really being helped by the fact that this films script s just so bad as it gives none of this films actors absolutely nothing to work with interms of what it is that there respective characters personalities are even meant to be in the first place which is something that really does harm the overall quality of the acting that's in his very film.


While the films three legacy characters are handled somewhat OK it's the films newer characters that aren't that good. With alot of this films new characters being very badly written with one or two exceptions as John for example does come across as being kind of a hot head who is a little bit on the whiney side of things as well but at the same time given that he's been living with Laurie and the fact that she has PTSD and has pushed alot of her fears and concerns onto him it is kind of understandable why he acts the way that he does with the other decently written character being Will Brennan who is Laurie's supportive boyfriend and is just trying to do the best that he can do but the rest of this films characters just aren't that good with alot of them being very badly written characters who have the personality of a blank of wood and as a result of that is the fact that alot of this films character do indeed come across as being very dimensional with the film not really taking the time that it needs to fully develop instead just leaving as being very under developed characters that really should have been written alot more better as they are characters that could have been used in future sequels and be used to carry the franchise forward but instead all we get are characters that are very forgettable and just feel like that there characters that are in a slasher film instead of being fully formed characters that could have been used to carry the franchise forward should Jamie Lee Curtis have chosen not to return for anymore sequels.


This film was released in the aftermath of Scream and my god do you feel it as not only is there an oddly placed scene with two of the characters watching a scene from Scream 2. The film also had an uncredited rewrite from Scream creator Kevin Williamson with the film also oddly enough having a big of mystery element to it with the characters trying to work who is doing these killings which really doesn't work as the film not only outright tells us who the killer is at the start of the film it's also painfully obvious who the main killer of the film given that this is a film in the Halloween franchise but thankfully this film doesn't go full Scream by referencing every single horror movie under the sun but given just how good Scream was as it really did elevate the slasher genre at the time where as this film instead feeling like a slasher film that would be right at home if it was made and released in the eighties and not in the nineties as everything about this film just screams eighties horror slasher film and there's nothing that you'd expect or even want in a slasher film that made after the release of Scream as Scream really did make slasher movies a somewhat smart subgenre of horror where as this film just makes takes away alot of that work that Scream did and ironically enough what the very first Halloween film did and all for no reason whatsoever as this film really is a dumb slasher film but it's not dumb in the way that it would make it a fun filled film to watch as instead it's just a dumb film for all of the wrong reasons.

One of the things that the Halloween franchise is known for is for having multiple timelines with this film kicking off it's third timeline. As with this film Laurie faked her death sometime after the events of the Halloween 2 and went into hiding with her son John which does mean that Jaimie is now no longer a canon character in this timeline with her great character instead being replaced with a much more boring character but the idea of having Laurie have PTSD and showing her suffering the side effects of the first two Halloween movies is a good idea as it's an approach that we really haven't seen before now as even slashers that brought back the protagonist of a movie like Friday The 13th Part 2 , A Nightmare On Elm 3: Dream Warriors , A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: Dream Master and A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: Dream Child don't even do that and they don't even hint of those characters having any kind of mental issues which is a shame because that thought alone does make for an interesting plot arc for the main character to go through as now the main character has to overcome that fear of surviving that first movie and coming face to face with the person who put them through hell or is related to someone who put them through hell and yet no slasher film has done it when it is something that really could work for a slasher film but even then it still doesn't matter as the films timeline was going to be stopped at somepoint anyway so the changes that they made to the Laurie Strode character was never going to stay with the character and she always going to revert back to how was in the original Halloween due to the fact that the makers of these films love creating new timelines for these films.


While this film does have a really unique setting with the film being set at what is basically a boarding school. The film really doesn't take that much time in fully developing it's setting as instead it's far more interesting in giving us a romance between John and Molly and Charlie and Sarah all of which isn't needed in the film as the film really doesn't go to the lengths to fully develop any of them as characters and as a result of that is the fact that we audience don't want to see any of these characters together as the film doesn't give us a reason to fully care for these characters which means that when not only do the couples get separated and then killed of in the case of Charlie and Sarah we the audience are left with feeling nothing when we should be feeling sad that those characters are no longer in the film but because of the fact that the film chose not to give us interesting new characters that we want to see more off as it's instead more focused on giving two very badly romances with the only romance in this film that's only somewhat decent being the one between Laurie and Will as at the very least get to see alot of those two together and we get to see the chemistry that those two characters actually have where as with the teens romance none pf that is there as while yes we do get to see the couples together none of them have any chemistry together and all of there scenes together are a bunch of very badly written scenes that add nothing to either plot of the film or the characters.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running tie of exactly one hour and twenty five minuets and fifty eight minuets. Which even for a Halloween film and even for a slasher film is such a short running tie for this film to have as this film really does have more then enough there interms of plot to really cover a much more longer running time then that as the only thing that the film would have to do is just flesh out it's plot and to flesh out it's characters and that's really it and yet for some strange reason the film does neither of that all for no reason as there was no sequel on the cards at the time so there was no scenes setting up a sequel as that was something that star Jamie Lee Curtis demanded not be in the film and yet for some strange reason the film was still really short and this is something that really does have a knock on effect throughout the rest of the film as it now means that the films newer characters can't be fully developed characters and it means that the stuff with Laurie can't be fully explored either as the film now has to rush from plot point to plot point in order to meet that really shorter running timer when instead making the film longer even by ten or fifteen minuets would not only make the film better as it would allow for the characters and the plot to be fully developed but it would also for the film to built up tension with out the use of having scary music literally every single time that Micheal Myers appears on screen but I really will admit that this film really does gave some really good pacing to it tho.


So now then as this is a slasher film that really does mean that I gave to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. Which is something that does work for this film as this franchise has always had some really good kills in it even going back to the very first film so there is a president set there for there being some really fun and goofy kills in it with the same thing also being true for this film as well as there are alot of kills in this film that are really fun and goofy like the fact that Micheal uses a dumbwaiter to break her leg and then he stabs her to death and then just to taunt his foes he hangs her body up on the ceiling with a working light in her stomach which is a really fun and goofy kill with the best kill in the whole entire movie being that of Micheal himself just because of the fact that it was kill that we the audience had been waiting twenty years for which is something that does make his kill as short as it is feel earned as we the audience know what not only Laurie but the other characters that Micheal has gone up against have gone through trying to take him and while yes the next film does straight up ignore undo the fact that he gets his head chopped off at the end of this film it still doesn't really change the fact that his kill in this film was a really good and a really shocking kill in the first place in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall while is a decent sequel and it does indeed serve as a great what if type of scenario for the Laurie Strode character its also a film that's not really as good as it really could have been as the film does have alot of faults in it as it is a film that just reeks of being made in the nineties when it's a film that really should have been made in the eighties and no later then that in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad thins that are in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 5.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys an girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all mf the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images really simply because Google Images actually really has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and really plus pretty much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images really were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we really do end this review as we really always do with really our one and really true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Sunday 27 October 2024

The Spine Of Night Film Review



Horror is a great medium as there's something init for quite literally anyone if you like slasher films then there are tons of films for that if you like supernatural films there are tons of films. However when it comes to animation there really aren't that many animated films out there yes they do exist but there's not that many of them in the first place and very of them are actually good and even fewer of them of adult animated films which is what this film is and so then join me as I review the film that was animated by FOUR people with the film in question being called simply just "The Spine Of Night" enjoy.

The plot of this film is a witch queen is given powers thanks to a magical flower with that flower being able to grant terrible and deadly powers to all those that use it. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good as while yes this film could be seen a being an anthology film it does also have a really good throwline running through it that being the journey's of this one flower that somehow ends it decades long journey back to the person that first used it and was killed by someone else decades earlier with the plot of this film being a really good and interesting way to tell a story like this as you very easily could have told this films plot in a way that doesn't make the film feel like an anthology film and yet because of the fact that the makers of this kind of went that route with the film and made the film feel alot more like a anthology it really does allow for the plot to really open up the world that this film it set in  and it also allows for this films plot to feel alot more fresh and different then what it actually is with the plot of this film also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Richard E. Grant as The Guardian , Lucy Lawless as Tzod and Patton Oswalt as Lord Pyrantin. Also starring in this film is Betty Gabriel as Phae-Agura , Joe Manganiello as Mongrel , Jordan Douglas Smith as Ghal-Sur , Patrick Breen as Doa , Larry Fessenden as Prophet Of Doom , Tom Lipinski as Falconhawk , Nina Lisandrello as Sparrowcrow , Abigail Savage as Kestelwren , Rob McClure as Gull and Maggie Lakis as Dae.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty i in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. Which isn't really something that's all that surprising given who is starring in this film as alot of this films actors are a bunch of really good actors in there own right and heck even a few of them have indeed ventured into the world of voice acting before now and as a result of that is the fact that it does make that they turn in some really good performances in this very film with this films actors perhaps being the oddest bunch of actors to ever start in a film really just because of the fact that both Richard E. Grant and Joe Manganiello are movie stars and yet the rest of this films actors just aren't and yet here they really all are starring in this one little independent film together and all of them really do knock it out of park performance wise as that's just how good all of this films actors really are and just how good the acting in this film really is as well with the acting that's in this very film also being helped by the fact that the script for this film is just so good that all this films actors really have to do is just say the lines as they are written and as a good performance really will come out of them naturally which is something that really does help to raise the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.


For once I cannot tell you who did the animation for this film as there are no animation companies listed either in the films credits or the films official IMDB company credits page either. Now then interms of what I personally thought /felt about the actual animation that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual animation that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty alot better then what it really had any right to be as this film only had FOUR main animators working on this film hence why it took seven years to finish the film and while yes the film did have additional animators working on the film the very fact that it only had four main animators animating the film it really is shocking the animation that's in this film is feature film worthy as in it belongs to be seen on the big screen with this films animation looking visually like Heavy Metal and using rotoscoping for it's animation which does make the films animation look like that it was done in the late eighties early nineties and yet even with that in mind the films backgrounds look really good with them being very highly detailed with the films characters also having some really nice and fluid movements to them all of which really do come alive during the films more horrific scenes.


This film doesn't just look like Heavy Metal either as it also resembles it from a plot point of view as well. As both films are anthologies that deal with very mature themes and while Heavy Metal is the more mature of the two films this film is a little less mature as the only thing that makes it mature is the fact that it has topless women and gore in it ad that's really it and the fact that both films have a surprisingly stacked cast as well with this film pretty much being the more modern version of Heavy Metal only without the edge that made Heavy Metal work as this film does come across as being like an adult film in name only where as with Heavy Metal it had some really mature themes to go with all of the nudity and gore that was present in that film and as result of that is that is the fact that it's very easy to see this film becoming a cult film as a film like this was never going to attract a mainstream due to the fact that there are so few people out there actively looking for an adult animated film let alone an adult animated film that's also a horror film as well but what does set this film apart from Heavy Metal is the fact that it's a fantasy film where as Heavy Metal leans more into science fiction but both films do fully embrace both of there respective genres and gave fun playing around with what you expect to see in both of there respective genres.

Sadly this film came out around the same time as Mad God and given just how good that that film it really did overshadow this film. When this is a film that does deserve to have it;s time in the sun as well as this film is good in it's right as it does give you some fully formed characters and it does give you a compelling story that while it's not for the faint of heart it is something that is a really enjoyable watch. With one of the things that makes this films enjoyable being the fact that you don't really know where the film is going as the film does have it's flashback scenes act as a prequel to what where seeing in the present day with the flashback scenes mainly detailing the rise of the  films villain and the fall of the films hero whilst in the present day scenes it's telling us the story of the rise of the hero and the fall of the villain which is really interesting way to go about things as it's something you don't really see in films at all with the film making great use of it's flashbacks scenes as to not only explain how the hero comes back to life after being killed off early on in the film but to also fully set up the world upon which that this film takes place in and while yes some of the world building could have been alot better then what it was and while the film could have used it's flashback scenes alot better then what it does as well the very very fact that they were able to craft this good of a film given the small team that worked on the film is a wonder in of it's self.


While this film does gave quite alot of things going for it one of the things that it has going against it is the fact that alot of the films side characters aren't that well developed. With alot of them being at best forgettable characters ad at worst characters that you just straight up don't care about with all of that beg due to the fact that the film doesn't really have the running time in order to fully develop all of it's characters with alot f them just coming across as being very one dimensional characters that don' have all that much going for them with this not really being helped by the fact that alot of the films characters end up dead by the end of their respective segments which is fine as it's service to the main plot of the film but at the same time you still need to make us care for the characters and if you don't do that then it really doesn't matter if it's service to the plot of the film or not because us the audience won't really care for the characters or not and while yes there deaths do also set up Ghal-Sur as the main villain of the film by showing us just how far that's willing to go in order to achieve his goal of basically becoming immortal we still need to feel something when these characters do die be it due to us hating them or loving them and when you don'y do that all it does is make there deaths feel hollow and it makes us the audience feel nothing for those characters.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty three minuets and thirty eight seconds. Which is a really solid running time for this film to have as the film really does have the right amount there interms of plot to really that amount of running time and with this film basically being an anthology film it really doesn't need a really long running time in order to tell it's story it just needs to be above feature length and that's really it and while yes this film really could have used with having a much more longer running time as that really would have allowed the makers to develop all of tit's characters alot more then what it really has the time to do as this film has to get from plot point to plot point and as a result of that is the fact that things do have to get dropped as alot of things that could have been added to the film to give the film it's character development those scene also could have felt like pointless scenes that add nothing to the overall plot of the film and thus making them feel alot like filler scenes when this film really doesn't padding out at all but at the same time it could also be argued that this film did have some character development in it then it could have made this film alot better then what it already is and it also could have helped to stand out against all of the other adult animated films out there as well but I really will admit that this film really does ave some really good pacing to it tho.


So now then as this is a horror film that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured /presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought ;/ felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty the best part of this film. Due to the fact that all of this films kills are really gory with this film showing a guy getting straight up cut in half by sword where you see all of his insides and you get to see a guy get his face burnt right off with all of this films kills being really inventive given that alot of them just boil down to who can stab who first and yet it's because of how simple these kills are that alot of them do end being slightly memorable and oddly creepy because of it where as it would gave been very easy to make all of this films kills come across as being very forgettable kills which alot of them are but the ones that stand out the most are the ones that are the best kills in this film with the best kill in the whole entire film being the deaths off Ghal-Sur and Tzod as Tzod uses her flower to light Ghal-Sur on fire thus killing the both of them with Tzod's head floating off into outer space with the guy getting cut in half's death being a close second just due the fact that you get all of his insides which does make his death a really memorable death in a film that's filled to the brim with memorable deaths in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall whilst Mad God might be the better of the two films that doesn't mean that this film deserves to be sleeped upon either and kudos to Shudder for taking a chance on these really creative and inventive horror films like both this film and Mad God as both of these films are really good films in there own right in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly an 8 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images really simply because Google Images actually really has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and really plus pretty much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images really were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we really do end this review as we really always do with really our one and really true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Friday 25 October 2024

Lisa Frankenstein Film Review



There are so many horror films out there that it would be impossible for anyone to watch every single one of them as and when there released. As is the case with the film that i'm about to be reviewing for you all today as even tho this film was released in February of this year it's only now that i'm finally getting around to watching it mostly because of the fact that it's main character has become somewhat of a cult favorite character and so then join me as I review the film that is meant to be set in the same fictional world as Jennifer's Body with the film in question being called simply just "Lisa Frankenstein" enjoy.

The plot of this film is when misunderstood teenage girl Lisa Swallows accidently brings back to life a victorian gentlemen both he and and she embark on a romance that could be deadly for those around them. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad as the plot whilst it isn't all that unique as the film Warm Bodies did have a sort of similar plot to it this film does add enough new and fresh things to it's plot that it does make it feel new and different again but at the same time tho the plot really isn't all that strong at least for a feature film as this is the kind of plot that really could have been the plot of an hour long special or a short film but it's plot that's not all that strong for a feature film which is something that does make it hard to buy into this plot as all your left doing is waiting for all of the things that you know are going to happen instead of fully buying into it's plot but the one thing that this films plot does have going for it is the fact that it's so out there and so weird that you can't help but to fall in love it regardless of the quality of the actual plot itself with this films plot also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Kathryn Newton as Lisa Swallows , Cole Sprouse as The Creature and Liza Soberano as Taffy. Also starring in this film is Henry Eikenberry as Michael , Joe Chrest as Dale Swallows , Joey Bree Harris as Tamara , M3gan star Jenna Davis as Lori , Paola Andino as Misty , Bryce Romero as Doug Walker , Trina LaFargue as Tricia and Watchmen and Sucker Punch star Carla Gugino as Janet.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. Which was something that was really surprising as you look at this films actors and you don't really think of good acting mostly because of the fact that alot of them really haven't been in anything that's all that good or got there start on Disney Channel shows which in of themselves don't usually have good acting in them and as a result of that is the fact that it really would have been foolish to expect good acting from this film and yet that's exactly what we got in this film with all of this film actors really turning some really good performances with all of the ac,tors that are in this film really being the true standout performers in this film as all of this films actors are just so good which is something that you really do expect from say someone like Carla Gugino for example but then you also get it from alot of this films more younger actors as well with the acting that's in this very film really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so good that all this films actors really have to do is just say the lines as they are written and a good performance really will come out of them naturally which is something that really does help to raise the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.


What was really surprising was the fact that nearly all of this films characters including the villains are indeed some really likable characters in there own right. Which is something that you don't really see in alot of horror films as pretty much all f them only make the characters that your meant to like actually likable and make the villains as unlikable as possible but here because of the fact that the films main "villains" are also the main protagonists of the film then they have to make them likable as well and that is something that is done really well as all of the characters even the ones that your meant to hate have something likable about them like for example Janet who does want Lisa sent to mental hospital but she's coming from a really good place as she only wants that to keep not only herself safe first and foremost but she also wants to keep her family safe as well and while Taffy does get with the boy that Lisa likes by the end of the film she only does it because that's how everyone sees her and not because of the fact that she takes pleasure from it and it's like that with all of this films characters with all of them doing things that could be seen as unlikable but they all come from a place that's makes them likable and that is something that is really refreshing to see in a film and even Lisa herself even tho she does commit these heinous crimes she only does it to people who have done something to her personally and she only does it to help someone else out and not because of the fact that she takes pleasure from it. 


In case you are wondering according to this films writer and co=producer Diablo Cody this film is meant to be set within the same fictional world as Jennifer's Body. Which just seems off as it seems like a way to attach this film to a film that very few people actually saw and that very few people actually like when it would have been better to have this film serve as a standalone film that's set within a different world to that of Jennifer's Body as this film adds nothing to that film and now it means that both vampires and zombies exist in the same world and given that this film takes place almost twenty years before Jennifer's Body it means that there have pretty much been zombies in there for twenty years and yet no one's talked about it which just seems weird as you'd think that a teen going around killing people would be seen as being big news and while there is a chance that Lisa might not have killed again after the events of this film there's also a very strong chance that she could have killed again as there's bound to be someone the recognised her later on life and that would have forced her to start killing again with it becoming big news all over again something which would have been mentioned in Jennifer's Body and yet it most likely wasn't and yet at the exact same time it is also fun to think that this now means that there's a fifty percent chance that we could get a future crossover between the two films somewhere down the line tho.

While this film didn't make that much of a splash at the box office when it was first released earlier this year. It has gone on to become somewhat of a cult classic and that is something that does make alot of sense as this film is just so weird and so strange that it was going to always going toa appease those that are into weird and strange films and not the mainstream audience and while the main stream audience didn't take this film to heart it's those people that like these weird sort of films that have really embraced the film so much so that there are fan arts of the films title character and fan made merchandise for the film put there which is something that you do see for cult films but you don't see it happen this quickly and certainly not within the first year of the film being released and alot of what makes this film seem weird and out there and perfect for the cult audience that took this film to heart is the fact that as well as being a comedy horror film it's also a romance film that was released on Valentines Day so when people where going to see the more traditional romantic film there was this little weird film out there that also had some really good laughs and kills in it but it also had a really strong romance to it as well as we get to see the main characters actually form a bond with each other and it gets to the point where you do buy them as a romantic couple and while yes the romance could have been done a little bit better to straight up say that it was bad would just be a foolish thing to do as in the case of this film it just wouldn't be all that very true. 


As a comedy this film does fair really well as there are some really good jokes in this film with this film really balancing all three of it's angels really well. With there being alot of really funny jokes and it could even be argues that the film does also have alot of really funny kills in it as well as Michael's kill in the film is done in slow motion and it gets to the point where you do start to laugh at it as they go really over the top with it which is funny and the film is filled to the brim with alot of jokes that are like that alot of them do nine times out of ten work really well and while yes there are are always going to be some really bad jokes in this very film those are very few and far between and while yes alot of Taffy says can come across as being painfully annoying at times that could also be seen as being the point with that character and it helps that she does get some decent jokes as well but at the same time tho this film really isn't as funny as it really should have been as this film really should have gone all the way with it's humour and it's kills by pushing the kills so far to the extreme that they become comical which would have been fitting with the tone that this film has and it worked for this films characters as well and yet because of the fact that this film doesn't go that far with it's jokes alot of this films humor just feel like the type of jokes that you'd see in any Diablo Cody film and don;t feel all that unique to this film.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and forty one minuets and thirty seconds. Which is a really solid running time for this film to have as this film really does have more then enough there interms of plot to really cover that large amount of running time and while yes this film really could have been alot longer which would have resulted in the film being able to fully develop all of it's characters instead of just one or two and it would have also have allowed for the film to fully flesh out all of it's ideas as well because as things stand alot of this films characters are very one dimensional characters with the best example of that being Dale Swallows who doesn't have much to him personalty wise but at the same time given his backstory how his wife was murdered infront of his only daughter it would have been if the film did take a minuet to tell us how this character felt about his ex-wife's death and how he coped with it and why he choose to marry someone else so soon after his wife had just died but at the same time tho alot of those scenes could also be seen as being nothing more the filler as alot of those character development scenes would add nothing to the actual plot of the film and while the film being able to fully flesh out it's ideas there;s no way that the film would be able to do that in a way that feels natural as it would also require adding in scenes that could also be seen as being nothing more then filler scenes that add nothing to the overall plot of the film but I really admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.


So now then as this is a horror film that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. As alot of this films kills are done in a way that they could be also be seen as being really comedic as well and while we do get alot of kills in this film not that many of them are actually good kills with alot of them just coming out of nowhere with there being very little to know build up with best example of this being an Old Man that the creature kills for no reason which granted is fitting for that character and while what we don't see could make his kill all the more terrifying the actual kill itself just isn't all that good as it's something that really does come out of nowhere but to give this film some credit alot more of the films kills are really good with even the most6 simplest kill in this case that of Janet being a really good kill as it's a key plot point and it is a kill that is actually very well built up which is a good way to do a kill and it ks something that does make that kill a really effective kill with the fact that this film does also have some really good looking gore effects also being something that does help sell you on the kills as the blood does look real and it's something that does make alot of this films kills alot more better then what they actually are in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall this film is worth watching but at the same time it's core idea is one that's already been done in other horror films which does make this film feel alot less creative then what it actually is and while this film does add new things to it and is a really good film in it's own right it's also film that you have to be in the right mood to fully enjoy and get alot of enjoyment from as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 6.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well the boys and girls and as well as ladies ad gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images really simply because Google Images actually really has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and really plus pretty much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images really were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we really do end this review as we really always do with really our one and really true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Monday 21 October 2024

Scream 3 Film Review



The Scream franchise is one that's seen a resurgence in popularity over the last few years with there being really good sequels and a seventh one starting filming next year. However people do infact seem to forget that there was a dark time in the Scream franchises ling history one which indeed started with the film that i'm going to be reviewing for you all today and so then join me as I review the film that gave Courteney Cox the worst haircut in the franchises history with the film in question being called simply just "Scream 3" enjoy.

The plot of this film i when the cast of the fictional Stab 3 start being killed off in the order that there killed of in the movie it's up to Gale , Dewey and Sidney to find out who this latest killer is and put a wrap on their movie once and for all. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad but at the same time the plot of this film wasn't all that good as it's quite clear as day that the Scream formular was starting to wear a bit thin at this point as the film was doing nothing new with the franchise and with it's characters either but at the same time tho when a formular that's this good works there's really no need to change it as it will always work all you need to is find ways to keep it fresh , unique and different and that's something that this films plot both does and doesn't do as by shifting the setting to Hollywood it does allow the plot of the film to really make a dig at horror movies and how they were and still are looked at in the eyes of many people but at the same time tho by shifting the setting to Hollywood the plot losses it's small town nature that was all over the first two films with the plot of this film also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Neve Campbell as Sidney Prescott , David Arquette as Dewey Riley and Courteney Cox Arquette as Gale Weathers. Also starring in this film is Patrick Dempsey as Mark Kincaid , Scott Foley as Roman Bridger , Lance Henriksen as John Milton , Matt Keeslar as Tom Prinze , Jenny McCarthy as Sarah Darling , Emily Mortimer as Angelina Tyler , Parker Posey as Jennifer Jolie , Deon Richmond as Tyson Fox , Liev Schreiber as Cotton Weary , Kelly Rutherford as Christine Hamilton , Patrick Warburton as Steven Stone , Lynn McRee as Maureen Prescott , Josh Pais as Wallace , Heather Matarazzo as Martha Meeks , Jamie Kennedy as Randy Meeks , Jason Mewes as Jay , Kevin Smith as Silent Bob , Star Wars legend Carrie Fisher as Bianca Burnette and Roger L. Jackson as The Voice Of Ghostface.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well the in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. With all of this films actors really turning in some really good performances in this very film which for those actors that are returning actors does make alot of sense as they would know how best to perform there character in any given situation and how there character would act in any given situation but the same thing is also true for the films newer actors as well as they all more then really hold up their own when it comes to acting against the films franchise stars with this films acting not only really being helped by the fact that this actors are a bunch of really good actors in their right but it's also due to the fact that this films director Wes Craven proving to be a director that really does know how to get a really good performance out of his actors even if the script that he's given to work with really isn't all that good and up to snuff with the acting that's in this very film not really being helped by the fact that this films script really isn't all that good as it doesn't really give this films anything to work with interms of what it is that there respective characters personalities are even meant to be in the first place and that really is something that really does help to lower down the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.


One of the biggest things about watching any Scream film is seeing which celebrity gets killed off in the films cold open. With this films big celebrity killing being one of the weakest ones in the series just because of the fact that actor Liev Schreiber wasn't really that well known outside of starring in the Scream films where as with both Drew Barrymore and Jada Pinkett Smith were at the very least somewhat more well known when they did the first and second Scream film respectively but the one thing that this films big opening kill does have going for it is the fact that we audience have had two films to really get to know Cotton as a character and as a result of that is the fact that having him be the one that gets killed does work in that regard and is still shocking to see because of the fact that we've had alot of time to really get to know him as a character but at the same time tho these films are known for having a major name be the one that gets killed of and that's something that Liev Schreiber just wasn't at that time and as a result of that is the fact that it would have been better if the film got someone like Johnny Depp who not only was a big make at the time but had worked with Wes Craven in the past or someone who is a bigger name then Liev Schreiber be the one that gets killed off really would have worked a whole lot better.


While this film does have the one killer it was originally going to follow the tradition set by the previous films and have two killers. With it being revelled that Angelina Tyler was infact secretly working with Roman and was going to be an old classmate of Sidney's from when she was in high school but due to the columbine shooting that got scrapped right away but it is something that does leave a plot hole in the movie as now Roman apparently has the ability the teleport all over the house it was also rumoured that Detective Wallace was also going to be one the killers at one point as well but with Angelina it was going to be explained some of her odd behaviour during the film and it was going to explain why her body isn't seen by anyone in the house after she gets killed as she would have been of healing herself up and getting rid for the next kill this is also something that would also explain why Tyson couldn't find her when they both went into the bedroom as she would have been getting changed into the Ghostface costume something that Sidney openly caught her doing earlier on in the film but because of the fact that it was removed from the script she now comes across as acting odd just for the sake of acting odd it also thanks to the columbine shooting that Matthew Lillard got cut from the script as it was going to be revelled that Stu had survived the first film was either the one or one of the killers in this film as well.

This film is filled to the brim with cameos some of which are fun to see like Carrie Fisher showing up as a character who looks like Carrie Fisher is a good and funny idea. However we also have the Jay And Silent Bob cameo which does now officially place in the View Askewniverse which is a cinematic universe in which the Jay and Silent Bob characters appear in every single film with there inclusion in this film being very distracting due to the fact that they are some very well known characters and when you add in the fact that in there movie Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back we see the fictional filming of Scream 4 it does make you wonder why they bothered to include those characters in this film as there both real people and now not real people which makes it very confusing with there cameo in this film being the worst one as it feels like the film is stopping the plot to make room for them where as with all of the other cameos in this film they at least contribute something no matter how small it is to the actual plot of the film with Carrie Fisher's character being the one that gives Gale the picture of Sidney's mom from when she tried to make it as a film star and Roger Corman's character being the one to tell Roman that his film is in trouble due to the events of the film where as with Jay And Silent Bon they add nothing to the plot of the film and are only there because they were popular back when this film was being released and that's really it.


As for the new characters in this film they are the ones that really do suffer from this films bad script as all of them are written as one dimensional characters. With there not really being anything that makes them stand out from the previous supporting characters in the previous films which might be the point as this is something that the film does comment on with Tyson's Stab 3 character being called Ricky as they called of Randy in the previous film but at the same time just because you comment on something doesn't give you the right to do the very thing that your criticizing the fictional film for doing as Jennifer is quite literally a more lazy version of Gale who even has her own version of Dewey in Steven Stone and even Angelina could be seen as being a more odd version of Sidney and all this does is make us the audience forget about the newer character as all they do is make you remember of the main characters from the previous two films who do come off really well but this is due to the fact that there personalities were all really set in stone in the previous two films with the newly created characters having nothing to them that makes them standout and that makes you want to see them make it out of the film with this not really being helped by the fact that alot of this films newer characters are also really forgettable as well with the two exceptions for this being Jennifer and  Mark Kincaid and that's really it.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and fifty six minuets and thirty three seconds. Which is pretty much the exact grand total running tie for these films to have and to this films credit this film really does have the right amount of plot there to really cover that really large amount of running time but at the same time none of this films running time is spent of giving us clues so that we can actually work out who the killer is something that the previous two films did really well nor is spent in developing it's characters t the point where you want to see them come out of the film alive with the film instead spending alot of time in showing us how a film is made and by giving us some backstory Maureen Prescott and while we don;t need to see how a film is made and the politics that are involved in the day to day making of a film the stuff surrounding Maureen's backstory is the stuff that really should have been in the film with the stuff showing us how a film is made being either cut down to the point where the film can include clues as to who the killer of this film is or cut out all together as it is some really pointless stuff that adds nothing to the overall plot of the film and thus feels alot like padding when the film really doesn't need padding out at all but I really will admit that this film really does gave some really good pacing to it tho.


So now then as this is a slasher film that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally tought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in actually not that bad. However at the same time tho the kills that are in this film aren't that good either as the film did have to toned alot thanks to columbine shooting but at the same time tho alot of this films kills just aren't that creative to look at with alot of them just coming across as being lame and boring to watch but when the film does indeed to a really good kill like for example Sarah's kill which is a really tense scene to watch then it is a really good kill with the same thing also being said for Cotton's kill at the start of the film his kill being all the more impactful because of the fact that we've had two films to get to know him as a characters but the very fact that this films has more bad kills then it does good kills really tell you that the makers of this film should have come up with some really fun , fresh and creative to kills to send this franchise of on a high note as this film was intended to be the final film in the franchise and yet it's clear as day that next to no effort was out into giving the films that kind of kills that it really should have had and that is something that really does let this film down in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall it's not hard to see why this film is the worst film in the franchise as it's clear to see that none of the key creative people involved with making this film new how to make the films script come across as being passable at best with this film being bad but bad in an entertaining kind of way as well but this film is still a really bad film and a really Scream film as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i;'ve talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 5.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally sued in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official Scream fandom wiki page , Tenor and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being the official Scream fandom wiki page really simply because the official Scream fandom wiki page actually really has images from this film really are up and on the official Scream fandom wiki page and really plus pretty much all of the images that I personally found on the official Scream fandom wiki page really were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we really do end this review as we really always do with really our one and really true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

Friday 11 October 2024

Mr. Crocket Film Review



The halloween season is in full swing and that means that really every single streaming service imaginable are releasing horror movies left , right and centre. With Hulu now releasing the first installment in what there dubbing Huluween with this film actually really being based off of a short film from another Hulu TV series and so then join me as I review the film that is basically is more creepy version of Mister Rogers Neighbourhood with the film in question being called simply just "Mr. Crocket" enjoy.

The plot of this film is when her son is kidnapped by a deranged kids TV host his mother has to find a way to get her son back before it's all far to late. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really bad as to put it bluntly the plot of this film is at best really weak with it being really quite hard to tell what the actual plot of the film is alot of the time as the film drops the main plot at several points very early on in the film which does have the add on effect of making this film feel more like an anthology film like we're just watching this kids TV host go around from kid to kid killing off their parents in gruesome ways all of which makes it appear as if the plot was secondary as it doesn't get alot of focus very early on in the film but when the film does get focused on later on in the film it can be a very good plot but bu that point it's far to little far two late as the plot of the film should have been focused on all throughout the film not just when the film wants to focus on it's main plot with the plot of this film also being really rather entertaining and as well as being really rather engaging as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Elvis Nolasco as Mr. Crocket and Grey's Anatomy star Jerrika Hinton as Summer. Also starring in this film is  Ayden Gavin as Major , Lyla Randall as Kelli , Akim Black as Kevin , Jermaine Rivers as Jerrel , Gina Jarrin as The Guidance Counselor , Melanie Christine Leon-Soon as 70's Crocket Kid , Riley Vinson as Carey , Matthew LB McCollum as Young Anthony and Jabari Striblin as Darren.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. As it's quite clear as day that all of this films actor are in deed really trying there best to turn in a really good performance the only issue is that this films co-writer and director Brandon Espy isn't that good of a director with it coming across as hm not really knowing how to direct his actors and as a result of that is the fact that while this films actors are really cast alot pf them just feel lost and unsure of what kind of performance to give with the same thing also being true for this film main star Elvis Nolasco as Mr. Crocket who instead of portraying the character as an actual kids TV presenter and be over the top and wacky in his performance he instead tries to do that but also tries to play it straight and it just doesn't work with this films acting not really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so bad as it gives none of this films cast absolutely nothing to work interms of what it is that there respective characters personalities are even meant to be in the first place which is something that really does help to effect the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.



For once it is actually hard for me to list who did the CGI effects for this film as there no effects companies listed anywhere online. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad as the film foes gave vert little CGI init with the film instead using old school practical effects and those practical effects do look alot better then thee films CGI which despite looking really good in there own right won't ever come close to matching not only this films use of practical effects but rather practical effects as a whole as nothing will ever be able to top doing things for real in the day of filming as those kinds of effects will always look better then CGI effects as CGI is always getting updated and there for the effects in hi film despite them looking not that bad for this films really small budget will look dated a year or two later with this films mainly using CGI for the scenes that you possibly couldn't do for real and that is a great way to use CGI as computer effects should always be used to create things that you can't do practically and not to fix an issue that the makers of any film couldn't be bothered to do practically as that is just a lazy way to use CGI and that is something that is thankfully nowhere to be seen in this film.


This move is actually a remake of the short film of the same name by the same writer and director that debuted as part of the third season of the Hulu anthology horror series Bite Size Horror. Really there should have been no need to remake this short film if your not going to expand upon the concept and the idea of the short film and yet even tho i've personally not even seen the original short film for some strange reason this film somehow feels like that it has less content init and feels like that it doesn't really explore the idea as much as the short film most likely did when it really should have been the other way but on other hand Hulu does have to get some credit for seeing that they have an entire series worth of films all waiting to got and picking the one where the odea is indeed strong enough and weird enough to make such an idea work as this film does make you wonder what other films with some strange ideas could be made as a horror film as if there's one genre where you can get away with having weird ideas in it and somehow make it work it's horror but at the same time tho this film really doesn't make me want to check out the original short film which is a shame as the idea itself is a really good idea that really could have made a really good film if it was given a really good writer and director to help to pull that idea off and make it really better then what it really was in the short film.

One of the very few things that this film does indeed get right it's the fact that it's main villain Mr. Crocket is a really enjoyable and campy villain. With him at times being very over the top and campy much like a kids TV show presenter would be and that is something that really does work well for his character but at the same time tho he doesn't go as over the top and as campy as he really should have been and while the character is decently written he gets the gold star treatment when compared to the rest of this films characters as all of them including the ones that are meant to be the films hero characters just come across as being very one note and very one dimensional characters with them being nothing added to there characters to make them seem all the more interesting and different like the fact that the one of the characters actually has a connection with Mr. Crocket but the film does nothing with that aspect of the character with it being dropped just as quickly as it's brought up and that's the only interesting thing about that character and Summer is just so bland that at times us the audience could very easily forget that she's meant to be the main character of the film as there's nothing about her character that expresses what it is that her personality us even meant to be in the first place with her only personality trait being that of a mother that's really it and that's not enough to make an interesting or even a well written character and heck the films villain is more interesting and more likable because of that fact then the that we the audience are actually meant to be cheering for as that's just how badly the films hero characters even are in the first place.


In what was a really bad move the makers of this film actually make Mr. Crocket more likable then then films main hero characters are. As all Mr. Crocket is trying to do is take kids away from dangerous situations in their home lives and yet we the audience are meant to hate him when he's actually killing of the characters that are actually causing these kids harm in some way shape or form and yet the characters that we are meant to like are the ones that we end up hating because of the fact that they not only put there kids in these dangerous situations in the first place but also keep them by refusing to help them out when they need it and yet for some strange reason we're meant to be like the kids parents but hate Mr. Crocket when the film doesn't give us a reason to really like the kids parents and to hate the films main villain which is just as an example of just how bad the films script is as while yes people whom love horror do infact nine times out of ten like the villain more then the main characters the main hero characters in any horror film are still well liked by the people who watch alot of horror films as well where as here really none of the films main hero characters are given anything likable about them and yet we're meant to be cheering for them and yet we're not given a reason to like them and as a result of that is the fact that we the audience find ourselfs routing for the killer because of the fact that he's actually trying to do some good by helping little kids out something that the kids parents really could have done if they actually took the time to actually be a parent to their kid.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and twenty seven minuets and fifty five seconds. Which is a perfectly solid running tome for this film to have as if the film did focus on it's plot then it would have had more then enough there interms of plot to really cover that large amount of running time but at the same time tho due to the fact that the film really doesn't spend alot of time focusing on it's plot that plot really does come off as being more thin and not really needing that amount of running time as the perfect amount of running time for this films plot would have have been around forty five minuets but if the film did have more of a focus on it's and actually expanded upon it's central idea then it we would have made more then enough plot there to really cover that large amount of running times the films plot is one that one that could work when it's expended upon and that included delving more into the characters and into the world of this film as well and to actually making the films main hero character actually more likable with the best is that there could really be no amount of filler that could go into this film as anything that could add could bee served to either build up tension to the next kill or to advance the plot of the film but here despite having the longer running time doesn't do any of that whatsoever but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.


So now then as this is a horror film that really does means that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought /felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty one of the best things about this film. As this films kills are wildly inventive and while some of them are over the op gory which does make them all the more fun to watch not all of them are and those kills are still fun and inventive with all of this films kills really leaning into the whole kids TV show aspect of the Mr. Crocket character which is something that by it's fair nature does really lend itself to some very creative and to some very over the top kills and that's exactly what we get in this film as well with all of the kills in this film being really fun to watch and while yes we don't get alot of kills in this film and even fewer of those are shown on screen then ones that we do get to see do make this film worth seeing and while the kills in this film won't be a good as those seen in the Terrifier films they are still some really good kills in it's own right and while yes it would have been nice if we did get to see more of the kills in this film the ones that we do see add to the overall experience and fit the films films villain perfectly then lot of kills in alot of other horror movies out there in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall while this isn't a bad horror film it's not necessarily a good one either as while the film is indeed a really good film that has alot of potential to be a good film in it it just can't reach its fullest potential and because of that fact the film does crumble under it's own weight in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now the i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 5.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images really simply because Google Images actually really has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and really plus pretty much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images really were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we really do end this review as we really always do with really our one and really true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

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