Tuesday 8 February 2022

Girlfriend From Hell Film Review

 



Horror fans you've seen me review an awful lot of horror movies alot of which have been and alot of which have also been pretty freaking bad. Well todays horror review is sadly based upon that of a bad horror movie in fact this movie is so bad that i've actually considered cancelling this very review because of the fact that the movie was giving me to work with and so then join me as I review the film I just don't recommend anybody to watch with the film in question being called simply "Girlfriend From Hell" enjoy.

The plot of the movie is the devil somehow transports their soul I guess into that of a shy human female and so then it's up to a friend of the human females an i'm not kidding an angel that hunts down the devil to find and kill the devil once and for all. Now then in terms of what I personally thought about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was so freaking bad that it's actually freaking laughable how bad the plot of this actually freaking is in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Dana Ashbrook as Chaser , Liane Alexandra Curtis as Maggie and Lezlie Deane as Diane. Also starring in this film is Anthony Barrile as Carl , James Daughton as Thomas J. Harper , Sarah Kaite Coughlan as Freda , Gerry Lively as God , Daphna Kastner as A Nun with Gun , Ken Abraham as Rocco , Hilary Morse as Alice , Brad Zutaut as Teddy , Jack West as Hershel and Kim North as Sister Beans.

Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking bad. Like the acting in this film is laughably bad heck i've seen better acting in armature community plays then what was in in this film because the acting that we get in this film is that freaking bad in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.



So now then this movie / film could have mad for a really good episode of the TV show Mystery Science Theater 3000. Since this film just opens itself for jokes being made about it heck i'm in all honesty surprised that the crew that are currently over at Mystery Science Theater 3000 haven't covered this film as it would be absolutely perfect for them and for that freaking show in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Now then this film is so freaking strange since they have Satan travelling across space and possibly even time as a ball of light which yes they don't explain that one little bit of detail at all and secondly because of that this film becomes a science fiction horror comedy film for literally no freaking reason whatsoever. This is something that had me scratching my head because the devil knew that this devil hunter was coming after her (yes the devil is a female in this film I don't get it either) and yet she actively chooses to stay on earth which just goes along freaking way to help to making this film so freaking strange and very freaking bizarre in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then this film isn't even a film that's so bad it's good this film is just nothing more then a bad film. However tho to this films credit it knows that it's a bad film and it does just try to have some fun with the fact that it's a bad film however that doesn't excuse the fact that what you freaking making is a bad freaking film since you still need to be an actually good film to be intentionally funny in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.  


Now then since this film is an actual horror comedy that means that I have to talk the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. Since even tho there were alot of bad jokes in this film there also some quite funny jokes that are actually featured / presented to us in this very freaking film as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty two minuets and thirty six seconds. Which is the absolutely perfect running time for a film like this and given that this film really doesn't have enough there if anything at all to cover a very long running time I can in all honesty that this film running is the right amount of time for this film to last in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Now then this film is also a horror film which means that I have to talk about the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking bad. Simply because isn't that scary with the film makers putting alot more effort onto the comedy side of this horror comedy when the film makers should have been putting alot effort onto the actual horror part of this horror comedy in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall the only word that I can use to describe this film is bad because everything that's about this film is just straight up bad yes this film can be very unintentionally but that's make this film a good film it just makes a bad freaking film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 4.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Wikipedia , the official Texas Chainsaw Massacre fandom wiki page and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our ne and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams. 




















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