For some odd reason we seem to be getting more and more adaptations of Frankenstein then what we did get in the last few years. Yet even with the character being this iconic character the other iconic character The Bride has only appeared in one movie and even then didn't get any lines of dialog and only appeared in the final five minuets of the film in which she is the title character well now there is new film out featuring the character and not only is she once again the main character of the film she actually speaks this time around and so then join me as I review the film that is better of dead with the film in question being called simply just "The Bride!" enjoy.
The plot of this film is when she brought back to life a young woman goes travelling America with someone named Frank trying to regain her lost memories whilst also slowly falling in love with Frank himself. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad with this films plot being pretty thin at best but to be fair the plot to the 1935 original The Bride Of Frankenstein was also pretty thin as well but at the same time tho you could at ;east tell what the plot of that film was meant to be alot of the time whereas here in this film it does get pretty hard to work out not only if the film has a plot but also what it is as the film spends so little time on it's plot and spends more time on having this films writer , director and producer Maggie Gyllenhaal shove her brother into more of the film then what he really should be in when it would have made more sense to spend alot of time on focusing on the films plot as when the film does do that that's when the film gets to be fun as it does have some cool ideas one of which isn't that subtle and will be getting talked about later on in this review but the other of which is the fact that The Bride randomly spurts out things that make her appear to be alot more smarter then what she is and that is a cool idea but the film does nothing with it heck it doesn't explain why she does that which is something that does leave that idea to feel really undercooked with the same thing also being true for the films plot as well as the film doesn't give it the focus that it deserves with the plot of this film not really being really rather entertaining and nor is it really rather engaging in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.
Starring in this film is Jessie Buckley as Ida "The Bride" / Mary Shelley , Christian Bale as Frank and Peter Sarsgaard as Det. Jake Wiles. Also starring in this film is Annette Bening as Dr. Cornelia Euphronious , Jake Gyllenhaal as Ronnie Reed , Zlatko Burić as Lupino , John Magaro as Clyde , Matthew Maher as James , Jeannie Berlin as Greta , Louis Cancelmi as Officer Goodman , Julianne Hough as Iris / Jinx and Penélope Cruz as Myrna Malloy.
Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. With alot of this films actors turning in some really good performances and while it might be to early to tell just what alot of the films critics thought about the films performances it is fairly easy to say that alot of them did work well for this films tone which does seem a mixture between Joker: Folie à Deux and the original The Bride Of Frankenstein and while that combination does sound interesting in theory in reality it does creature performances that do feel at odds with each other as while both Jessie and Christian are good in this film there are times where she goes over the top with her performance whilst he is playing everything super straight with this no doubt being a result of that that this films writer , producer and director Maggie Gyllenhaal quite clearly has no idea of how to talk to her actors to get the kind of performances that would have helped this film be the best that it could have been with the best actor in this film being Jessie Buckley as Ida "The Bride" / Mary Shelley as while she does go to those over the top places alot of the time it's during those times that she does get to shine as an actor as we know fully well what it is that we're going to get with Christian Bale and he does give the exact kind of performance that you do expect from him but with Jessie Buckley someone who isn't that well known it means that we can only be surprised and in this case it is a surprise that does work well in the films favor with the acting in this film not really being helped by the fact that this films script is just so bad as it gives none of this films actors absolutely nothing to work with interms of what it is that there actual characters personalities are even meant to be in the first place which is something that really does harm the overall quality of the acting that's in this very film.
Character wise there is really only one somewhat interesting character in this film with that being none other then The Bride herself. With the fact that she is the most interesting character in the film mainly being due to the fact that she's essentially a dead version of Harley Quinn with the only difference being The Bride tells what are considered dirty jokes by 1936 standards and that's it as there essentially the exact same character even Frank who it should be easy to make interesting as there are quite literally tens of films with him as the main character showing you how to make him a good character and yet here he does come cross as being a very one dimensional character with the only thing that stands out about him being the fact that he's a movie buff but only for the films of Ronnie Reed which is pretty much done just so the films writer , director and producer can shove her brother into as many scenes as is humanly possible as that aspect of his character doesn't affect who he is as a character as it's something that could very easily be removed from the film entirely and nothing that's important to the films plot would be lost where as if you changed The Bride from being this over the top and crazy person then the film on the whole does fundamentally change with it being made clear as day that the makers of this film put alot more effort into it's female characters then they did it's male characters as all of the films male characters are either dumb as a rock or don't have that much of a personality to begin with whereas all of the films female characters barring maybe one of them all have alot of personality when there really should have been just as much effort put into the films male characters as there was the films female characters.
This film does of course take it's inspiration from the 1935 classic The Bride Of Frankenstein with the film keeping to the tradition of having the actor who is playing The Bride also take on the role of Mary Shelley. Altho it was something that was done a lot less subtly in this film as unlike in the original film where you genuinely didn't know that the two characters where played by the same actor here in this film they outright say it which is pointless as the whole point of doing that was to make it look like that Mary Shelley was subtly putting herself into her own story and yet here in this film but out right saying that this is what there doing it makes what was a really interesting idea of having Mary quite literally take over the body of this woman before she becomes The Bride in the first place seem like it was done more of an afterthought and again looking back at the original film this was something that was always planned to be the case which does mean that the original film pulled of that idea alot more better as they did truly commit to it by not having an actor credited as playing The Bride at the end of the film much like how Boris Karloff wasn't credited as playing The Monster at the end of the first film as doing that allows you to buy into the film and into it's characters and having the film outright say that these two characters are being played by the same actor just doesn't work but to be fair tho the film does get credit for having The Bride interact with Mary at several points in the film and even having Mary open up the film by saying that this is the story that she meant to write but couldn't before her death was a somewhat solid idea and it's one that does get followed up on alot of times in the film itself but it's also something that should have been alot more better then what it actually was done.
Look you can say what you want about the marketing for Scream 7 not being the best out there but you at least knew that that film was coming out regardless of if you wanted to go and see it or not. You cannot however say the same thing for this film as there was only four posters released for the film and only about one maybe two trailers for the film and that's it and to make matters worse this film opened up not only a week after Scream 7 came out but also the exact same day as the newest Disney animated film came out so no one is going to see this film just due to what else is out there and the fact that Warner Bris Pictures who are usually really good at promoting films decided not to give this film alot of marketing this is something that you can see by the box office numbers for the film is going to hurt the film as despite the fact that the film had a pretty modest budget of somewhere between $80 to $90 million dollars the film thus far despite having some big named stars in it has only grossed one million dollars now fair enough the film hasn't been out for long yet and therefor the film could of course make back that big budget but when you have both Scream 7 and Hoppers taking up the top 2 spots and both of those films had a much more better marketing campaign then what this film had that is something that does make that a hard task to do with this film being one that it won't be surprising if it gets pulled from theaters within the next few weeks and dumped onto whatever HBO Max is going to get pulled when Paramount buys out Warner Brothers with this proving that Warners just didn't care about this film this being despite the fact that they bought the film off of Netflix which is quite frankly really would have been the better home for the film as they would have given the film more of a push marketing wise.
This film does of course focus on the relationship between The Bride and Frank with the makers of this film giving their relationship alot more screen time then anything else in the film. This is something that does make sense as even the original film was all about The Monster finding a girlfriend and therefor it does make sense that this film devote more screen time to there romance then what the original film did however tho this is something that does come at a cost as it makes both of the monsters in question feel alot less human as a result of it due to the fact that we don't get any scenes with either character confronting something that they want the most in the this world as instead both both characters spend alot of the films running time either running away from the cops are telling unfunny jokes as while this film is also billed as being a comedy the characters barely say or do anything that's actually funny with it being made painfully obvious that the makers of this film are alot more interested in giving the characters an underbaked romance then they are in making the film be this genuinely moving film as while the original film didn't spend that much time on its romance it did make the film more moving due to the fact that we got to see The Monster get shown genuine human kindness for the first time in his life with him even shedding a tear when he goes to sleep and yet here in this film despite the fact that there is more of an effort to give us a really good romance which is something that the film should get alot of praise for doing it also doesn't take the time to make that feel earned as there's no attempt to give the characters these moments where we do get to feel for them with this being something that does let the films romance down as if we audience can't buy into them as characters then why would we want to buy into there romance either.
Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and fifty six minuets and fifty three seconds. Which is such a long time for this film to have especially as there portions of the film where nothing happens to advance the overall plot of the film and therefor this is a film that very easily could have been one hour and thirty minuets with the film having the right amount of plot there to cover that running time but not its actual running time as the film does have alot of scenes that do feel like there filler scenes as we don't need to see the characters going to see various Ronnie Reed films as the only thing that that adds is the fact that we find out thats how Frank calms himself down which is something that is accomplished in one of those scenes and yet the film keeps on coming back to that idea when all it does is pad out the films running time with the film not being able to use its running time wisely because of this as now the film isn't able to fully develop what little plot it has due to the fact that it does keep on giving us scenes that add nothing to the overall plot of the film. With those scenes being things that would have been if they were cut out of the film entirely as that would then allow for the film to have scenes in that that both develop its plot and its characters as they are all left feeling underbaked due to the fact that we don't get to find out anything about these characters with the only exception really kind of being The Bride and even then what we find out about her doesn't effect her character so it might as well as not even be in the film at all and yet if the film did remove those pointless scenes then things like the characters and plot and the characters romance all of which are crucial to making this film work would be able to be alot more developed then what they are in the final cut of the film but I really will admit that this film really does have some really good pacing to it tho.
So now then as this is a horror film that really does mean that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty just OK at best. With the films kills not really being all that impressive which to be fair is something that you do expect from a Frankenstein movie with alot of this films kills involving someone being shot and there's only so many times that you can see that kill before it starts to get boring and there's not really anyway that you can do that type of a kill in really fun and creative ways but to be fair the film does mix it up once with that kill being the best kill of the film and due to how pretty good that this kill is it won't be spoiled here in this review as the kill is worth seeing not knowing how good it is with the kill in question only being good due to the fact that outside of one other kill alot more of this films kills just involve people getting shot which isn't that fun to see alot of the time with it feeling like that this film is so ashamed of being a horror film as it doesn't give us any of the things that we want to see in not only a good horror film but a good film in general and yet it's during that good kill that the film does actually start to feel like it could be a good film as we get to see just how unhinged that these two characters could be when there pushed to there limits and yet the film doesn't push them that far every again for no apparent reason with this being something that does stop the film from being as enjoyable as it could have been this being despite the fact there is some effort put into this films kills in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.
Overall if you want to see a really good version of The Bride character then go and watch The Bride Of Frankenstein as that film more holds up over over roughly ninety years later where as this film really feels like the kind of the film that could only be made in the 2020's which is something that really does date the film quite alot in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that really does mean that this very film really does earn itself a grand old score of exactly a 6 out of 10 from me.
Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies ad gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Tenor , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film really are up and on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all really very fairly high quality and as well as being as really very fairly high definition as well and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.




































