Sunday 9 April 2023

Killer Rack Film Review



Horror fans after nearly ten years of waiting a film that i've been desperate to see was finally made available online. As such I just had to check this film out since i've been waiting close to a decade to see it and well this movie was more then worth then wait as it's just as fun and just as bad that I thought that it would be and so then horror fans join me as I review the film really does make Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey look good comparison with the film in question being called simply just "Killer Rack" enjoy.

The plot of this film is after she gets plastic surgery Betty Downer discovers that her adjustments have some killer habits. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty just as bad and just as strange and weird as you'd both expect and want it to be in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Echo Falls and Guns Of Eden star Jessica Zwolak as Betty Downer , horror legend Debbie Rochon as Cate Thulu and this films writer and producer Paul McGinnis as Tim. Also starring in this film is Youtuber Michael Thurber as Mr. Raquel , producer and directing legend Lloyd Kaufman as Dr. Foin , Brooke Lewis as The Voice Of The Killer Rack and horror actor and director Sam Qualiana as Dutch.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad which given just how low budget this film this film very easily could have hired a bunch of really bad actors but the fact that they didn't just goes to show that this films cast are some decent actors and actresses who can and in this case of this film do turn in some pretty good performances.


This film really does look cheap but to this films credit it's not really hindered by it's small budget instead it thrives with it. This is because this film knows that it's a cheap to make to film and so has alot of fun with by having these one of characters just tell random jokes all of which only serve to add to the overall fun factor of this film altho I will admit that this film does have some really bad looking CGI which were done by an unknown company which just look really bad even by this films already very low standards.


The one word that i'd use to describe this film is fun as that what this film is it's fun in every sense of the word. Which is something that works really well in this films favor since it's not trying to be this deep horror movie that makes you think it instead it's just trying to be something that will keep you entertained for the films running time and that's it and interms of cheap dumb entertainment you can't really go wrong with this film as it gives you everything that you want from a film like this and then some.

For some strange reason the makers of this film chose to turn it into a stage production which does sound kind of interesting. As I don't think there have been that many horror films let alone a horror comedy that have been turned into a musical stage show I don't know who was involved with the stage show but it's a show that I can't really see going down all that well just because of the subject matter behind this entire premise but hey if they can make it work for a film that maybe then can work for stage show.


I feel that this film works more as a comedy then it does a straight up horror film as this film is so bad that you can't help buy laugh at it. Heck even the jokes that this film tries to tell aren't that funny and as such your only laughing at the film and not with the film altho I will say there are two police characters which did get a big laugh out of me since all they do is speak in cliches with the older of the two even saying that he's retiring in a weeks time I only wish that they went all the way with their joke just by having them survive the film.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty minuets and thirty one seconds. Which is a great running time for this film as this film really doesn't have alot their interms of either plot and story and as such if you added even just ten minuets to this films running you;d be stretching an already thin story even thinner but on the flip side of that tho I would have liked it if this film was a little bit longer just so that some of the characters could be fully fleshed out and I will admit that this film does have some really good pacing to it.


So now then since this is a horror film that means that I have to actually talk about the kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really over the top. However at the same time due to this films really small budget we don't get to see alot of this films kills which for a horror film you really do want to see all of the kills in any given horror film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall this film is just as bad as you'd want it to be and just as bad as you'd expect it to be which really does add to the overall fun factor of this film and it makes this film all the more entertaining to watch in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film earns itself a grand old score of exactly a 4.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official Movie & TV fandom wiki page , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Image actually has images from this film up on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we end this review as we always do with really our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some really very unpleasant dreams.

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