Wednesday, 19 October 2022

Saw IV AKA Saw 4 Film Review

 



The Saw franchise is perhaps one of the longest horror franchises apart from the Chucky franchise that is. With each three Saw films telling one story and the overall Saw films telling one complete story and as such I thought that it was about right to take a look at the first film in a new Saw trilogy and so then join me as I review the film that introduces us to a new Jigsaw killer with the film in question being called simply just "Saw IV" enjoy.

The plot of this film is a Police officer who is obsessed with stopping the Jigsaw killer for good suddenly finds himself in a Jigsaw game. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad with this films plot just being the stereotypical Saw film plot and nothing more then that in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 



Starring in this film is Tobin Bell as John Kramer / Jigsaw and Costas Mandylor as Detective Mark Hoffman. Also starring in this film is Scott Patterson as Agent Peter Strahm , Betsy Russell as Jill Tuck , Lyriq Bent as Officer Daniel Rigg , Athena Karkanis as Agent Lindsey Perez , Justin Louis as Art Blank , Donnie Wahlberg as Detective Eric Matthews , Angus Macfadyen as Jeff Denlon , Shawnee Smith as Amanda Young , Bahar Soomekh as Lynn Denlon , Mike Realba as Detective Fisk and Dina Meyer as Detective Allison Kerry.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. With all of this films cast doing their best to make what little this films script gives them to work with work well enough for them in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.



The saw franchise is perhaps the best horror franchise when it comes to setting things up and paying things off. Since this film pays off things that were set up in both Saw 2 and Saw 3 respectively with the character of Eric Matthews who of course made his debut appearance in Saw 2 and appeared again in Saw 3 where something happens to him off screen well here we find out that he's been missing for six months while this new game was being set up and of course there's the character of Detective Mark Hoffman somebody who was only a background character in Saw 3 but here it's revelled that he has a much bigger role in the franchise moving forward that's just how good this film is at setting things up and paying them off in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Of course this film takes place at the exact same time as the events of Saw 3 which while that is a pretty cool idea on paper. It's not something that's worked all that well into the final film since we only get one scene with the character from Saw 3 and that's it and as such I would have liked it if we got to see more events from Saw 3 seen through the eyes of the characters from Saw 4 just to show a new prospective on things since that would have been pretty cool to see in this film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

I'm not really a big fan of this film showing certain events out of chronological order since in this case it doesn't really serve the story all that well. All it does is serve the big reveal at the end which is fine but the main focus of the film should always be the story and not the ending twist of the film but at the same time that autopsy scene is a pretty creepy and a very gory scene to see play out in this movie in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 


Another thing that I take issue with in this film is the fact that the death of Eric Matthews a character that we've known since Saw 2 just isn't that satisfying. I will admit that his death is kind of cool but at the same time tho the character has no impact on this films plot and the character has been presented as a character who had anger issues in Saw 2 but who was learning from that experience and becoming a better person and as such he didn't really need to die in this film at all at least not in this way in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then while I cannot for the absolutely live of me remember what ever this films running time even was I do know that for a fact that this film has / had an exact running time of roughly one hour an thirty minuets. Which is kind of the bog-standard running time for these Saw sequels but this film really could have been alot longer since there's quite alot of story there to easily get this film up to at the very least one hour and forty minuets and yet for some reason the makers of this film chose to make this film around one hour and thirty minuets which really does hurt this film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.  


So now then since this is a Saw film that means that I have to actually talk about the actual traps that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual traps that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty pretty good. With alot of this films traps being pretty creepy and having some very gory and scary outcomes which for a Saw film is always want your traps to be like in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall this film is good start to this new trilogy of Saw films but at the same time it's film that could have been quite alot better since it does have alot of promise to it in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 6.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com , the official Saw fandom wiki page and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because of the fact Google Images actually has alot of images from this film up on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always freaking do with our one and true freaking goddess Elvira wishing us all some very freaking unpleasant dreams indeed.

Friday, 14 October 2022

Halloween Ends Film SPOILERS FILM Review



Ladies and gentlemen the day that we have mostly all been waiting for is now finally upon us as we have a new Halloween film to enjoy. I have to say that i've been looking forward to seeing this film simply because of the fact that I wanted to see how they ended this current timeline and so then join me as I give you my SPOILER FILLED review of the film that promised so much with the film in question being called simply just "Halloween Ends" enjoy.

The plot of this film is four years after the events of Halloween Kills Laurie has moved on from Michael Myers but her past is about to catch up with and she'll have confront it one last time. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty average at best which is a shame because the idea of seeing Laurie Strode moving on from Michael Myers is a pretty solid it's just ashame that this films plot doesn't do this great idea any kind of justice in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.



Starring in this film is this films executive producer Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode and Andi Matichak as Allyson Nelson. Also starring in this film is Will Patton as Deputy Frank Hawkins , Rohan Campbell as Corey Cunningham , Michael O'Leary as Dr. Mathis , Omar Dorsey as Sheriff Barker , Kyle Richards as Lindsey Wallace , James Jude Courtney as Michael Myers / The Shape and Nick Castle as The Voice Of Michael Myers / The Shape.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. With all of this films cast doing their best to make this films script work but sadly even this casts solid performances simply cannot make this films script work for them in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Without giving anything away but I will say that the theory that I came up with in my Halloween Kills review. Pretty much came true since some of characters who had bigger roles in Halloween Kills have alot smaller roles when it comes to this film however sadly that also means that the one character who shouldn't have a small role in this film has a very small role when it comes to this film and that really does not only hurt this film but it also hurts this whole trilogy because it's something that shouldn't have happened in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

SPOILERS START HERE!!!!!!!!!!



Just to carry on what I was just saying the one character that you don't really want to have a smaller role in these films is Michael Myers and yet he's the one character that has a smaller role in this film. Which even from a storyline standpoint doesn't make that much sense it just happens because of reasons and that's it but when Michael does come into play it does make scenes with all the more entertaining and the all more fun to watch in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

This film is the first film in this trilogy to have a time jump with this film taking place four years after the event s of both Halloween 2018 and Halloween Kills. Which I do kind of like just because it gave us the chance to see what the town of Haddonfield would be like after they formed a mob and tried and failed to kill Michael Myers and it was interesting seeing that the town of Haddonfield doesn't fully trust Laurie because of the events of both Halloween 2018 and Halloween Kills and to this films credit it does take advantage of that idea in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.  


What I both liked and disliked about this film is that they gave us a great way for this franchise to continue with out Michael Myers in the character of Corey Cunningham. Who the vast majority of the film was being built up as the franchises next big killer but because franchise rights owner Malek Akkad has it in his contract that Michael Myers cannot be killed the great character work and build up that went into Corey Cunningham adds up to nothing as he gets killed of by Michael in this films third act which makes me wonder why bother building this character up in this first place since it's not going to help your film out at all in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and fifty minuets and fifty three seconds. Which is a tad bit on the long side for this film and as such this film does feel quite boring at times even more so when take into account that it takes us a good while for us to see Michael Myers in this film and as such all we are left with is seeing these characters just going about their average day to day lives and that's just not that fun nor is it that interesting to see in this film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now then since this is a slasher that means that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film are in all honesty pretty take. Especially when compared to the kills of Halloween Kills which of course had that famous firemen slaughter scene here the only kill that comes even remotely close to that is a kill in car wreckers yard thing and that's really it in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

SPOILERS END HERE!!!!!!!!!!



Overall this film was such a huge let down from a timeline that had so much potential to be the best Halloween timeline out their and yet both this film and Halloween Kills just couldn't live up to that potential in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official Halloween fandom wiki page and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because of the fact Google Images actually has alot of images from this film up on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always freaking do with our one and true freaking goddess Elvira wishing us all some very freaking unpleasant dreams indeed.


Tuesday, 11 October 2022

Halloween Kills Film Review

 



Horror fans we are just a  few short days from the final film in yet another Halloween timeline and wow did this one sneak up on me. Even tho I knew what day and date Halloween Ends was coming out I still thought that I had more time in order to produce the tie in review but nevertheless i'm here now with the tie in review and so then join me as I review the film that brought back a ton of legacy characters with the film in question being called simply just "Halloween Kills" enjoy.

The plot of this film is after seemingly killing of Michael Myers for good Laurie and surviving family find out that he's still alive and so then the whole town of Haddonfield goes to hunt him down before he gets to Laurie. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad but the issue is that this films plot feels like the stereotypical plot of the middle film in a franchise and nothing more then that in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode , Judy Greer as Karen Nelson and Andi Matichak as Allyson Nelson. Also starring in this film is Will Patton as Deputy Frank Hawkins , Jacob Keohane as Deputy Tobias , Anthony Michael Hall as Tommy Doyle , The Haunting Of Hill House star Robert Longstreet as Lonnie Elam , Dylan Arnold as Cameron Elam , Charles Cyphers as Leigh Brackett , Kyle Richards as Lindsey Wallace , Nancy Stephens as Marion Chambers , James Jude Courtney as Michael Myers / The Shape and director and screenwriter Nick Castle as The Voice Of Michael Myers / The Shape.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. Which given who is starring in this film isn't all that surprising and the film really does deserve all of the credit that it gets for the acting in this film as the acting that we get in this film is really that good in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


For some strange reason this film likes to pad out it's running time by including alot and I do mean alot of flashbacks. This wouldn't be an issue if the flashbacks added something new to the story but they really don't all they do is just tell us things that we already knew happened and so they come across as being pointless they might add things to the story of Halloween Ends but interms if this film they really do just across as padding and nothing more then that in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Despite being a main character Laurie Strode really doesn't have that big of a role in this film and well I kind of have a theory as to why. Since if you look at both Avengers: Infinity War and Avengers: Endgame the characters that got alot of screen time in Avengers: Infinity War didn't get that much screen time when it came to Avengers: Endgame well I think that this will be the case when it comes to this film so basically expect Laurie to get alot more focus in Halloween Ends and expect Allyson to get alot less screen time in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

That being said however I do think that Laurie should have gotten alot more screen time in this film since she is the arch rival of Michael Myers. This would also make sense for this current version of the character since this version of the character has been all about getting revenge on Michael Myers and wanting to see him dead and so then having her be sidelined for the entire movie while the town goes out to kill Michael Myers just doesn't make sense at all for either the character or the plot of this movie in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


To me this film really doesn't take full advantage of the whole town basically becoming one big mob since you only see them together in a few big scenes. To me it would be alot more impactful if we saw burning down the Myers house as a way to lure Michael out of the house only for him not to be there and to show them killing of a few more innocent people since showing them kill of an innocent mental patient was a good idea in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and forty five minuets and twelve seconds. Which while this film has more then enough there interms of either plot or story it pads out it's running time with pointless flashbacks which as stated before in this very review add nothing to this very film and heck I think that this film would have flowed alot better if all except the opening flashback scene was removed from this film because that's how pointless they are and that's how much that really do they pad out this films running time in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now then since this is a slasher that means that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good and was rather rightfully the best part of the film. Since we got to see Michael Myers kill people in some really and in some rather brutal ways in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall this film felt more like a feature length trailer to Halloween Ends since it's more bothered with setting up things for that movie then it is in being an actually good and entertaining movie in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 6.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official Marvel Cinematic Universe fandom wiki page , the official Halloween fandom wiki page and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because of the fact Google Images actually has alot of images from this film up on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always freaking do with our one and true freaking goddess Elvira wishing us all some very freaking unpleasant dreams indeed.

Saturday, 1 October 2022

Hocus Pocus 2 Film Review

 


Hocus Pocus is perhaps one of the most well known child friendly horror movies out there with the film becoming somewhat of a cult classic. Even so it's taken Disney nearly thirty years to produce a sequel this is despite the fact that all three of it's main leads have made it known since 2009 they' be up to make another one together and well then that sequel is now finally here and so then join me as I review the film that is perhaps the most well hyped up Disney film of this year with the film in question being called simply just "Hocus Pocus 2" enjoy.

The plot of this film is to friends accidently bring back the infamous Sanderson Sisters and have to defeat them for good before they enact there latest plan on killing the towns Mayor. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad altho it did kind of follow the exact same plot beats of the first film which isn't a good thing at all whatsoever in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Bette Midler as Winifred "Winnie" Sanderson , Kathy Najimy as Mary Sanderson and Sarah Jessica Parker as Sarah Sanderson. Also starring in this film is Doug Jones as Billy Butcherson , Whitney Peak as Becca , Lilia Buckingham as Cassie Traske , Belissa Escobedo as Izzy , Sam Richardson as Gilbert , Hannah Waddingham as Mother Witch and Tony Hale as Jefry Traske and Reverend Traske.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. Since all of this films main cast do indeed turn in some rather solid performances however what lets the acting down is the films script which doesn't really give the cast alot to work with interms of their characters and their characters personalities in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Doing the CGI for this film is the legends an the greats that are currently over at Lola Visual Effects and Soho VFX. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really bad since whenever the witches use there powers in this film it doesn't connect with it's intended target and the backgrounds when the witches are flying just look fake as all heck in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.



I will give this film this tho it does do something rather interesting and that's give us some more backstory for the Sanderson Sisters. However this film really doesn't go all the way with that idea instead just giving us one scene at the very start of the movie and that's it and that's ashame because the three young actresses that they got to play the younger versions of the Sanderson Sisters were really good in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

I would have liked to have seen more of the I guess you could say prolog scenes just because it served as some really good world building. Given that this films central theme is sisterhood I would have liked to have seen what made the Sanderson Sisters sisterhood so strong since they are  basically the main characters of this movie and that is something that could have been explored in great detail along with various other things if this film had some more flashback sequences in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 


The new characters that we get in this film do seem to be pretty interesting and do have some pretty funny moments. However they just can't hold a candle to the Sanderson Sisters which is a shame because when we do get a great moment with these new characters it really does stand out but when you put them in a scene with these rather iconic characters the new characters just fall into the background in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and forty three minuets and thirty nine seconds. Which I have to admit is a great amount of time for this film to last and it really does just fly by however with this film hitting alot of the same plot points as the first film it does make the film feel a tad bit boring and that is something that really shouldn't be the case since there are alot of great new and fresh stories that you could tell with these characters without having to hit alot of the same plot points as the first film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now then since this is a comedy that means that I have to actually talk about the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. However what lets this film down comedy wise is the fact that it repeats alot of the same jokes from the first film which is just pointless and unneeded in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall while I can't see this film being as well remembered or even as well loved as the first film was but it was great to see these characters once together once again in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 6.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well ladies and gentlemen I personally used in this very review from the official Disney fandom wiki page and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being the official Disney fandom wiki page simply because of the fact the official Disney fandom wiki page actually has alot of images from this film up on the official Disney fandom wiki page and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on the official Disney fandom wiki page were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly freaking high definition.













Friday, 16 September 2022

Mockingbird Lane Review

 



Horror fans as alot of you will all no doubt be aware of i've been reviewing every single movie and TV special that has starred The Munsters. Well then we finally come to the end of this long train since we are now just a little over a week away from the latest Munsters movie hitting DVD stalls and digital and Netflix and so then join me as I review the TV movie that attempted to make The Munsters scary with the TV movie itself being called simply just "Mockingbird Lane" enjoy.

The plot of this TV movie is after Eddie first transforms into a Werewolf the entire Munster family moves into 1313 Mockingbird Lane and Herman has to deal with heart issues. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very TV movie  well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very TV movie was at best OK which in this case was understandable since this was meant to be the first episode of a new TV show but at the same time I would have liked it if this TV movie had a much more stronger plot in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this very TV movie is Jerry O'Connell as Herman Munster and Portia De Rossi as Lily Munster. Also starring in this TV movie is the really underused Charity Wakefield as Marilyn Munster , Mason Cook as Eddie Munster , Eddie Izzard as Grandpa Munster , Cheyenne Jackson as Scoutmaster Steve , Bryan Fuller regular Beth Grant as Marianne Marie Beetle , Kenneth Lyng as Billy , Dante Brown as Huey , Grant Venable as Martin , Eric Osovsky as Wallace and the voice of Cryptkeeper himself John Kassir as Tim.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very TV movie well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very TV movie was in all honesty not that bad. Since the acting that we get in this TV movie is the kind of acing that you'd expect to see in a TV pilot in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.



Doing the CGI for this TV movie was the legends and the greats that are currently over at Pixomondo who's work can also be seen on House Of The Dragon. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very TV movie well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought that the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very TV movie was in all honesty not that bad since it does look passable for a TV budget but at the same time some of the CGI effects haven't dated all that well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Incase you all don't know this TV movie is a reboot of the classic TV show The Munsters only instead of being a sitcom this show is a more darker version of the franchise. Which I guess is one way that you could take this franchise but these characters at their hearts are goofy and lovable and when you change the genre from that of a sitcom to that of something much more darker then you end up changing something that's fundamental about the franchise in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Another thing that I really didn't like is the fact that for some strange reason they made every single adult male fall in love with Lily. Which does make sense since that is a key plot point but at the same time it doesn't really work since it's not something that works well enough for this character nor is it something that works really well enough for this franchise at all in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


For some reason they chose to make Grandpa the main villain of this TV movie which again does make sense in context of this TV movie. However it's hard to buy into the fact that someone who has been willing to help Herman out not only in the previous movie but also in this one and so it makes his more villainess side come out of nowhere just because we've seen how much of a good person this version of the character is in this TV movie in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this TV movie has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly thirty nine minuets and thirty seven seconds. Which is a pretty good running time for this TV movie to gave since it was meant to the first episode of a new Munsters TV show and so from that we can work out that this show was meant to have forty five minuet episode and it really does help that the TV movie does have more then enough in terms of story to cover this running time in my freaking opinions anyways /at least. 


So now then since this is a comedy that means that I have to actually talk about the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very TV movie well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very TV movie was in all honesty not that bad. Since there are some good jokes in this TV movie but on the flip side of that there are quite alot of very bad jokes in this TV movie in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall this isn't a bad attempt at bringing these characters into the modern day and doing a more dramatic version of this franchise is a good idea but this TV movie fails on it's execution of this idea in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very TV movie in this very review and as such that means that this very TV movie erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Wikipedia , the official The Munsters fandom wiki page and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because of the fact Google Images actually has alot of images from this film up on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always freaking do with our one and true freaking goddess Elvira wishing us all some very freaking unpleasant dreams indeed.  


















Tuesday, 6 September 2022

Child's Play 2 Film Review

 



Horror fans there are quite a few horror icons out their however only one of them has every single film and in this case TV appearance written by their original creator. Since i've already checked out the original film and a few of the much more later sequels I thought that now was the absolutely right time to check out the very first sequel and so then join me as I review the film that proves that you can't keep a good guy down and out with the freaking film in question being called simply just "Child's Play 2" enjoy.

The plot of this film is a now eight year old Andy Barclay is placed with possible foster parents and has to deal with Chucky who wants his revenge. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad with this films plot doing a good of advancing the overall story of the films thud far in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Alex Vincent as Andy Barclay , Brad Dourif as The Voice Of Chucky and Christine Elise as Kyle. Also starring in this film is Jenny Agutter as Joanne Simpson , Gerrit Graham as Phil Simpson , Grace Zabriskie as Grace Poole , Peter Haskell as Haskell Sullivan , Beth Grant as Elizabeth Kettlewell , Greg Germann as Mattson and Edan Gross as The Voice Of The Tommy Doll.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. With all of this film cast turning in some really good performances and it goes without saying that Brad Dourif is of course fantastic in the role of Chucky and is quite easily the best actor in the entire film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.



This film does a good job of advancing it's two returning characters in a way that felt naturel and organic. However for budgetary reasons Andy's mother and Mike Norris were both cut from the film which given how important both characters were to the first film it's a shame that we didn't get at least one scene with one or either both of them but the reason that we get for Andy's mother not being in the film does somewhat make sense tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


I did find the character of Kyle to be a rather enjoyable character since she came across as being a normal teenage girl who had been messed around by the system that's designed to protect her. This is something that makes her a rather interesting character because all of her hatred for Andy does come from a place of love and seeing them grow closer does make for a rather interesting character arc in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

The same thing cannot be said for the duo's foster parents who just come across as being rather bad parents. Since they knowingly have a Good Guy doll in Andy's room this is despite knowing that Andy was tortured by a Good Guy doll and the fact that both parents knowing that both kids were in bed still question both of them for destroying an ornament heck even the mother had just finished reading Andy a bed story and was actually on his bed with him when the ornament broke this just goes to show just how bad these characters are as actual characters and quite possibly as parents as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 


I have to admit I hated the fact that literally all of the grown up characters chose not to believe Andy's story. Since there's so much in this film that backs up what Andy's saying like for example how would he have tied himself up and gagged himself this is something that Kyle does ask in the film and it makes the grown up's seem even more oblivious because you have a kid who has already been through hell telling you exactly what's going on and as such the grown ups in this film should have believed Andy so much more sooner then what they already do in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has /had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and twenty three minuets and fifty seconds. Which I have to admit is the perfect running time for his film to have since it really doesn't have alot there interms of either plot or story and so then this film really doesn't need that long of running time because the story doesn't demand a longer running time in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 


So now then since is a slasher that means that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. With this film having alot of creative kills which does make alot of this films more tamer kills all the more disappointing in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall I can see why die hard Chucky fans consider this film to be the best of the sequels since it is a very good film however this film does have it's own fair share of problems in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've since i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in his very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 6 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official Child's Play fandom wiki page and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because of the fact Google Images actually has alot of images from this film up on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always freaking do with our one and true freaking goddess Elvira wishing us all some very freaking unpleasant dreams indeed.


















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