Thursday, 14 October 2021

Halloween Kills Film SPOILER FILLED!!!!!!!!!! Film Review

 



Halloween fans the Halloween film franchise was only just recently resurrected to critical acclaim in 2018 and with that film being such a hit you just knew that there was going to be a sequel and well instead of getting one confirmed it was confirmed a few years ago that we would be getting not one but two new Halloween. Well the first of these two sequels has just been released and well you just knew that I simply just had to talk about this film and so join me as I give you my spoiler filled review and opinions on the film that is brining back alot of previous characters some of which are being played by there original actors with the very freaking film in question being called simply just "Halloween Kills" enjoy.

The plot of this film is just mere minuets after the previous film Michael Myers escapes the death house of Laurie Strode and begins a new killing spree only this time the people / folks of Haddonfield will be waiting for him. Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot of this film in all honesty I in all honesty thought / felt that he actual plot of this film was a bit of let down since it doesn't really take full advantage of it's premise / set up which is what I thought was what let down the overall plot of this very freaking film in my opinion anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode and both James Jude Courtney and Nick Castle as Michael Myers. Also starring in this film is Andi Matichak as Allyson Nelson , Judy Greer as Karen Nelson , Kyle Richards as Lindsey Wallace , Anthony Michael Hall as Tommy Doyle , Dylan Arnold as Cameron Elam , Robert Longstreet as Lonnie Elam , Tristian Eggerling as Young Lonnie Elam , Nancy Stephens as Marion Chambers , Charles Cyphers as Leigh Brackett , Jibrail Nantambu as Julian Morrisey , Brian F. Durkin as Deputy Graham , Carmela McNeal as Vanessa , Michael Smallwood as Marcus and Will Patton as Deputy Frank Hawkins.

Now then in terms of / as for what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / resented to us in this very film well in all honesty I in all honesty thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking good. Which shouldn't be a surprise to absolutely anyone since there are alot of really good actors and actresses that are appearing in / starring in this very film and so it only makes sense that this film would have some really good acting within it in my freaking opinion anyways / at least.

SPOILERS START HERE!!!!!!!!!!




Now then one of the many things that i in all honesty wasn't expecting to happen was to see the return of Dr. Loomis but sadly they resurrect the character the exact same way that made Carrie Fisher younger again in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story and yes it  looks just as bad as it did in Rouge One: A Star Wars Story. However tho to this films credit they do keep Loomis partially in the dark for his big come back scene and the guy that's voicing him is Colin Mahan and he does a passable job but nobody is ever going to replace the now retired voice actor Tom Kane as the voice of Dr. Samuel Loomis in my opinion anyways / at least. 


Also making a shocking return to this franchise is the original Michael Myers house which while it might not be the exact original house if anything it might the fan created house from the fan film Judith: The Night She Stayed Home. Either way tho it's still nice to see and great to see that the makers of this film have such a love and respect for this iconic franchise that they went out to use some version of the original Michael Myers house which is something that is only to be commended in my opinion anyways / at least.

Now then even the previous film went out of it's way to say that Halloween 2 never happened this film actually includes footage that was shot for and thus used in the film version of Halloween 2. Which now makes no sense since your now using footage from what you've said in your previous film is now a none canon film and yes even they do use the footage just to show us that Annie Brackett died the footage that they use is when her father discovers that she was dead which was in Halloween 2 and so it now begs the question of if Halloween 2 is actually now canon to this timeline or not in my opinion anyways / at least.


Now then as you can no doubt work out from the cast list and from what I said in the spoiler section of this very review this very / exact /particular film does infact feature alot of characters from the previous movies with the overall majority of them being played by there original actor or actress. However don't get to excited because Michael kills of the overall vast majority of these returning original film characters which i'm kind of in two minds about since on the one hand it was shocking to see these characters getting killed of as it now makes you wonder if any of these main characters can now get killed off but one the other hand most 9f the returning original films characters were so underused in this film that there deaths / death ultimately had /has no impact on the actual plot of this film which is very bad thing indeed in my freaking opinion anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had a grand total running time of exactly one hour and forty one minuets and two seconds and well in my opinion anyways / at least this film didn't really feel that long whatsoever. Heck the film actually felt like it was on for at the very least one hour and not the films actually running time. Heck I honestly wish that the film could have been just a little bit longer then what it actually was since this film does something interesting with the residents of Haddonfield which i'm not going to spoil even in this spoiler section of this very review since it's such a cool and interesting idea even if it does echo what they did in halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers in my opinion anyways / at least.

SPOILERS END HERE!!!!!!!!!!


Now then since this film is a slasher film after all that means that means that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well in my opinion anyways / at least the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very freaking film are really freaking cool. Since almost every single kill in this film is just pure awesome to see playout in this actual / film and that's sadly all that I can say about the kills that are in this very film without going into spoilers but let's just say that us fans of the slasher horror film genre will be very freaking happy indeed in my opinion anyways / at least. 



Overall this film does feel like a huge step down in terms of quality especially when it's compared to how good the previous film was but at the same time this film is still a very good and is still a very entertaining film in it's own right in my opinion anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this here very film earns / gets itself a grand old score of exactly a 7.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official Halloween film fandom wiki page and Google Images and yes I dud use "other methods" in order to see this film but that doesn't mean that you should use these methods because I personally don't / do not condone using "other methods" to watch this film or anything for that matter as you should always watch anything legally. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our ne and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.























Wednesday, 13 October 2021

My SPOILER FREE First Impressions Of The Chucky TV Series

 



Chucky and Child's Play fans it's been about four or five years since we last saw anything new from our favourite killer doll who also has a killer wit and a killer sense of humour. Well now he's only gone and got himself his own TV show and well you just knew that I was going to make a first impressions post on the very show the very first chance that I got and well the show has just aired it's very first episode and so here are my spoiler free first impressions of the TV that's proof that you cannot keep a good killer doll with the TV show in question being called simply just "Chucky" enjoy.

The plot of this episode is fourteen year old outcast Jake Wheeler finds himself buying a retro Good Guys doll from someone who he trusts without realising that that doll has some very killer plans in mind for Jake Wheeler and his friends and family and will do anything to accomplish those plans. Now then in terms of what I personally thought / feel about the plot of this episode in all honesty I in all honesty thought / feel that the plot of this episode was rather weak which is to expected since this is the first episode of a TV show but that's also the main problem with this episodes plotline it doesn't make you want to come back and watch episode two or even the rest of the show which is a huge freaking problem in my opinion anyways / at least.


Starring in this episode is Zackary Arthur as Jake Wheeler , Alyvia Alyn Lind as Lexy Taylor and Teo Briones as Junior Wheeler. Also starring in this episode is Björgvin Arnarson as Devon Evans , Devon Sawa as Logan Wheeler and Lucas Wheeler , Lexa Doig as Bree Wheeler , Annie Briggs as Miss Fairchild , Precious Chong as Mrs. Jolly , Nick A Fisher as The Good Guys Doll Voice , Rachelle Casseus as Detective Evans , Travis Milne as Detective Peyton , Jana Peck as Principal McVey and of course we also have the great Brad Dourif as The Voice Of Chucky.

Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very episode in all honesty I in all honesty thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very episode was really freaking good. Which I thought was really surprising since none of the actors that are appearing in / starring in this very episode are quote unquote named actors and so this episode really god have been all over the place in terms of acting which thankfully it really wasn't in my freaking opinion anyways / at least.  



Now then whenever a horror franchise is popular it almost right away gets a TV series spin off and yet some strange reason the makers of this very TV show chose to wait until many decades after the franchise was at it's peek in popularity. Which I personally thought to be a rather brave move since you very easily would and more importantly could have gotten alot more viewers if this show was made and released when the Child's Play franchise was made at it's absolute peek in popularity in my opinion anyways / at least.


Now then biggest issue that I personally had with this horror themed TV show / TV series is that for the most part of this debuting episode this episode feels more like a teenage soap opera drama that one would expect to see on The CW and not something that you'd expect or even want to see in a horror themed TV show. Look I get it this is the shows first episode and so alot of things have to be set up you can ease up on the drama since you don't need to fill up your first with eight episodes worth of drama it just makes your episode seem kind of freaking dull and kind of freaking boring in my freaking opinion anyways / at least.

Now then in terms of slasher horror films getting / being  turned into a TV show / TV series this show is so far at least on track to being one of the more better ones. Which granted isn't a huge deal since for one thing there aren't that many TV shows that are spin off of off slasher horror films in the first place and secondly the ones that we do have are at best average and so saying that this is show is better then say Scream: The TV Series or even Freddy's Nightmares: A Nightmare On Elm Street The Series isn't really a freaking high bar to reach in my freaking opinion anyways / at least.


So now then I have to admit that interms of what I thought about this shows characters so far at least all of the characters that are in this show seems to be pretty freaking unlikeable. Even the main protagonist comes across as being either unlikeable or just annoying so far yes this could of course change over the shows remaining seven episodes but you only get one chance to make a good first impression and so far this shows characters have made a fairly freaking bad first impression on me personally in my opinion anyways / at least.

So now then this episode has / had a grand total running time of exactly forty six minuets and forty two seconds and well in all honesty I in all honesty really didn't mind this episodes running time. Altho I am surprised that they chose to make this show have essentially forty five minuet episodes when having each episode be at least one hour without commercials would have worked out much better in this episodes favour in my opinion anyways / at least.  


Now then since this show is based on a slasher horror film series that means that there are infact some kills in this very episode which infact that I have to talk about the kills that are featured / presented to us in this very episode and well in al honesty I in all honesty think / feel that the kills that are featured / presented to us in this very episode are really good. That's sadly all that I can say about the kills that are in this episode since the kills that are in this very episode are infact but lets just say that the kills that are in this very episode are infact some very shocking kills indeed in my freaking opinion anyways / at least.


Overall this wasn't a bad first episode but at the same time this first episode left an awful lot to be desired and this show does have an awful of promise to be something that's actually good and not something that will be a one season wonder in my opinion anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very episode in this very post and now then tho I will not be giving this episode a rating simply because this is only the shows first ever episode and this isn't a review this is just my first impressions of the show and not an actual review of the show in question.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very post well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very post from the official Child's Play fandom wiki page , the official Scream fandom wiki page and lastly from Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our ne and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.





















Tuesday, 14 September 2021

Friday The 13th: A New Beginning Film Review

 



Friday fans it's been at the very least several or seven months since I last spoke about a Friday The 13th movie and well I thought that it was about time that I reviewed another movie in the Friday The 13th film and multi-media franchise. As such i've chosen a film that was very recently covered by Dead Meat and so join me as I review the film that got slaughtered by the censors with the film in question being called simply just "Friday The 13th: A New Beginning" enjoy.

The plot of this film is several years after he last faced Jason Voorhees a now teenaged Tommy Jarvis finds himself in a mental home and while he's there people start getting killed by a very familiar looking killer and Tommy has to find who is killing these people and put astop to this massacre once and for all or even before it's to late. Now then in all honesty I really did find the plot of this film to be rather enjoyable since even tho it does indeed stick to the Friday The 13th formular quite a bit it also dares to try something new with the Friday The 13th formular in my opinion anyways / at least.



Starring in this film is John Sheperd as Tommy Jarvis , Corey Feldman as Young Tommy Jarvis and Melanie Kinnaman as Pam Roberts. Also starring in this film is Shavar Ross as Reggie Winter , Richard Young as Dr. Matthew Letter , Marco St. John as Sheriff Cal Tucker , Juliette Cummins as Robin Brown , Carol Locatell as Ethel Hubbard , Vernon Washington as George Winter , John Robert Dixon as Eddie Kelso  , Jerry Pavlon as Jake Patterson , Caskey Swaim as Duke Johnson , Mark Venturini as Vic Faden , Anthony Barrile as Vinnie Manalo , Dominick Brascia as Joey Burns , Tiffany Helm as Violet Moraine , Richard Lineback as Deputy Dodd , Suzanne Bateman as Nurse Yates , Bob DeSimone as Billy Macauley , Jere Fields as Anita Robb , Ric Mancini as Mayor Cobb , Miguel A. Núñez Jr. as Demon Winter , Corey Parker as Pete Linley , Rebecca Wood as Lana Ardsley , Ron Sloan as Junior Hubbard , Debi Sue Voorhees as Tina McCarthy and Dick Wieand as Roy Burns.

Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's featured / presented to us in this very film in all honesty I all honesty thought / felt that the actual acting that's featured / presented to us in this very film was decent at best. This is simply because the director of this film just allowed his actors and actresses to do whatever the heck that they wanted to do which results in a lot of very mixed performances in my opinion anyways / at least.



Now then this film has a very freaking similar ending to that of Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers in that by the end of both films the person who was the protagonist of there respective film is now set up to be the antagonist of the franchise moving forward. However just like with Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers this film ditches it's twist ending in the very next film due to negative fan feedback which is a shame because having Tommy Jarvis is the main killer of the franchise is a fairly good idea in my opinion anyways / at least.


Now then I think that this is something that anyone who has seen this movie can very easily agree but Ethel Hubbard (Carol Locatell) is very easily the best character in the whole damn movie in my opinion anyways / at least. Since this character just doesn't take any kind of s*it from anybody and this character just such an entertaining character to watch and heck she very easily makes this movie all the more enjoyable in my opinion anyways / at least.

Now then this film was the last film ever directed by this films director and co-writer Danny Steinmann. Who like I said earlier in this very review allowed his actors and actresses to do whatever the heck that they wanted to do with there performances and heck in keeping with the tradition of the Friday the 13th films at the time he also allowed drugs to be used on his set while the movie was being made which honestly explains why he let his actors and actresses do whatever the heck that they wanted to do with there performances in my opinion anyways / at least.


So now then when it comes the victim characters in the Friday The 13th films the victim usually aren't that good or even memorable in my opinion anyways. However that does infact change with this film since the victim characters are honestly alot more rounded and some of them are indeed alot more memorable then the victim characters in the other Friday The 13th films and this is because of the fact that the actors were allowed to do whatever they wanted with there characters performances even tho that very fact does infact hurt the actual actors and actresses performances in my opinion anyways / at least.

So now then this very film has / had an exact running time of exactly one hour and thirty two minuets and seventeen seconds and which in my opinion anyways / at least is the perfect running time for this film. This is simply because this film doesn't really have enough there in terms of either plot or story and so it would be foolish to even attempt to make this film be anywhere close or even anywhere even near to two hours in my opinion anyways / at least.  



Now then since / because this film is a slasher film after all that means that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are featured / presented to us in this very film and well in my opinion anyways / at least the kills that are featured / presented to us in this very film just aren't good and well alot of this comes down to the fact that. All of the kills that we see in this film were either cut down , removed or changed and so the kills can't be as good as they possibly could be because the censors just won't let them be as good as they possibly could be which is a shame because when we do indeed get a decent kill in this film it really a nice and good kill in my freaking opinion anyways / at least.



Overall this was a really entertaining film and it's one that I highly recommend fans or even none fans of the horror genre watch just simply due to how entertaining that this film and plus Miguel A. Núñez Jr. is just simply awesome to watch in this film in my opinion anyways / at least however tho please note that this film isn't anywhere even close to being a perfect film tho it's just an entertaining film and nothing more then that. Now since i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this film in this very review that means that this film gets a grand old score of exactly a 6.5 out 10 from me.

Now then as for where I got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official Halloween fandom wiki page , the official Friday The 13th fandom wiki page Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our ne and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.























Sunday, 29 August 2021

Candyman 2021 Film SPOILER FREE!!!!!!!!!! Film Review

 



Ladies and gentlemen as any horror fans that's even close to being worth their salt will tell a true horror icon never stays down for very long and with there being alot of horror remakes and horror sequels coming out seemingly faster and quicker then ever. You just know that it was about time that they brought back the Candyman film franchise and so join me as i review the film that's brought back or even resurrected the long dormant Candyman film franchise with the film in question being called simply just "Candyman" enjoy.

Now then the plot of this film is struggling visual artist Anthony McCoy gets artists block so he becomes inspired by the legend of Candyman and then kills start happening and it's up to Anthony to figure out who or even what is behind these most recent killings before it's far to freaking late. Now then in terms of what I personally thought or even felt about the plot of this film film in all honesty I thought or even felt that the plot of this film was perhaps the weakest aspect of this film since the plot of this film is really freaking weak in my opinion anyways / at least.


Starring in this very film is Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as Anthony ????? and Wandavision star Teyonah Parris as Brianna Cartwright. Also starring in this very film are or even is Nathan Stewart-Jarrett as Troy Cartwright , Colman Domingo as William Burke , Kyle Kaminsky as Grady Greenberg , Vanessa Williams as ??????????????? , Rebecca Spence as Finley Stephens , Michael Hargrove as Sherman Fields and Tony Todd as ?????????????????????????.

Now then as for what I personally thought / felt about the acting that's featured / presented to us in this film in all honesty I in all honesty thought / felt that the acting that's featured / presented to us in this film was in all honesty rather freaking good in my opinion anyways / at least. This is because in my opinion anyways / at least alot of the actors and actresses that are starring in this very film are yes sir indeed sir some really good actors and actresses and so then it does only make sense that those exact same actors and actresses that are appearing in or even starting in this film would indeed turn in some really freaking good performances when it comes to the actual acting that's featured / presented to us in this very film in my opinion anyways / at least.


Now then as alot of might know this film was co-written and co-produced by Jordan Peele and yeah if you've seen literally any of his other horror films / horror movie and then you'll know exactly what to expect from this film. Since because yeah those exact same things are present in this film and while I can see alot of people being put of by these or even those things I personally found those exact same things to be rather freaking enjoyable in my opinion anyways / at least.


So now then incase you are wondering yes we do indeed get to find out if this film is a either a sequel or reboot or a remake or whatever else that you could possibly or even can possibly even come up with. However tho since the answer to that question is a spoiler and this review of the film in question is a spoiler free review however I will indeed go onto say that there is a reason that I edited some of the cast list when it comes to who two of the actors that are appearing / starring in this film and who those exact same actors and actresses are playing and I do also think that there might possibly be alot of fans of the Candyman film franchise who might possibly indeed be happy with the answer in my opinion anyways / at least.

Now then I will very fully admit that i've personally never even seen a single film that's apart of or even in this particular / very film franchise. However I have seen all of the kill counts thanks to the Youtube channel Dead Meat and as such I can say that this film isn't as gothic as the first film was and as such I seems like it would be more at home with one of the sequels / later sequels which is something that I personally didn't like since the first film looked stunning with how gothic it was and so in my opinion anyways / at least it would have helped this film out alot if this film was more gothic in tone and in nature just like the very first film was in my opinion anyways / at least.


Now then without giving anything I will say that the song that they use to open up this film with is the exact same song that I personally would've chosen to open up this film with and when this song started playing I in all honesty started laughing. Simply because this song was the perfect song to use to open up this film and while it's not really a spoiler what the song is i'm openly choosing not to mention the name of the song because the song in question is just such a perfect song to use to open this film with in my opinion anyways / at least.

So now then this film is  exactly one hour and twenty five minuets and fifty two seconds long and if i'm being well and truly and very freaking honest here people this film could and more importantly should have been alot more longer then / than it actually was. This is simply because this film has alot of characters to introduce and it simply cannot do that in it's current one hour and twenty five minuets and fifty seconds running time since all of the characters just aren't given enough time to be fully established and so all of this films characters just sort of merge into character because of the fact that we aren't really given that good of a sense of who these characters are and what these characters personality traits and faults are all of which would have made all of this films characters much more better and much more well rounded in my opinion anyways / at least. 


Now then since this film is a slasher film after all that means that I have to talk about the actual kills that are featured in this very / actual / particular film / movie and in my honest opinion anyways / at least the actual kills that are featured / resented to us in this very / actual / particular film are indeed yes sir indeed the best parts of this film. This is simply because of how gory the kills in this very film well and truly are and it also does indeed help that alot of or even all of the kills that are in this film are also fairly freaking creative in my opinion anyways / at least/



Overall I can very easily see why this film is currently making alot of money at the box office since this film does indeed have alot of star power both infront of and behind of the camera but having alot of star power both infront of and behind of the camera doesn't always make for a good film and that's case / issue for / of in my opinion anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this film gets a grand total of score of a 6.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where  I personally used in this very review well then I boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official Halloween fandom wiki page and from Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get the images that are actually from this film and that that I personally / actually used in this very review being Google Images this is simply because Google Images actually has alot of images from this film and plus alot of / nearly all of the images that are from this film and that are currently up on Google Images are all fairly high in quality and as well as being fairly high definition and as always we end this review as we always do which is with one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams indeed.

























Monday, 16 August 2021

Don't Breathe 2 Film SPOILER FREE!!!!!!!!!! Review

 



Horror fans today is the day that fans of Don't Breathe have been waiting for since Don't Breathe 2 has just been released and well since i was a huge fan of the first film in this series / franchise. You just know that I was going to be watching this film at the very first chance that I had and so join me as I review the film that is in all honesty a huge step down in quality when compared to the first film with this film in question being called simply just "Don't Breathe 2" enjoy.

Now then the plot of this film is right long years after the events of the first film The Blind Man finds his quite life with his eleven year old daughter disrupted and thus disturbed when a gang decide to attack Norman Nordstrom (The Blind Man) and kidnap his eleven year old daughter. The plot of this film is the very first thing that's wrong with this film since / simply because the plot of this film isn't as engaging nor is it as fresh or as original as the plot of the first film in my opinion anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is the always bada*s and the always super freaking talented we have the great Stephen Lang as Norman Nordstrom AKA The Blind Man and Brendan Sexton III as Raylan. Also starring in this film is Madelyn Grace as Phoenix , Stephanie Arcila as Hernandez , Diaana Babnicova as Billy , Adam Young as Jim Bob , Bobby Schofield as Jared , Rocci Williams as Duke , Christian Zagia as Raul and Steffan Rhodri as The Surgeon.

Now then interms of what I thought / felt about the actual acting that's featured / presented to us in this actual / very /particular film in all honesty I in all honesty thought / felt that the acting that's featured / presented to us in this actual / very / particular film was at best OK. This is simply because the performances are overall very mixed for me personally with some actors like Stephen Lang , Madelyn Grace and Brendan Sexton III turning in some really good performances but then the rest of cast turn very bad performances and it's those exact same bad performances that bring down the overall quality of the acting that's featured / presented to us in this very film in my opinion anyways / at least.



Now then for some dumb reason the makers of this film chose to have this film be opened up on the exact same day as Free Guy AKA The latest / newest Ryan Reynolds movie. This was a dumb mistake / move simply because alot more people were hyped up for Free Guy then they were hyped up for this film and as such having this film open up either two weeks after or even two weeks before Free Guy would have assured that this film would have made alot more money and thus would have been seen by a lot more people but as it is this film isn't won't be making that much money and thus alot more / of people won't be paying to see this film in the theatres / cinemas but that's just what I think anyways and that's just in my very humble and as well as being in my very honest opinion anyways / at least.



Now then if your like me and you saw the teaser trailer and actual trailer for this film then chances are you had one major concern and well without giving anything away you had every single freaking right to be concerned because yes this film goes exactly where you think that it was going to go with a certain character. Now then why they did this to this certain character is well and truly beyond since it was just such a stupid as heck idea for a sequel to a horror film to do with this certain main character and makes absolutely no sense either for the character in the context of this film in my opinion anyways / at least.

Look I want it known right freaking now that i'm not opposed to them doing what it is that the makers of this film did to this certain main male character but there absolutely has to be some sort of in story explanation as to why this character has made such a change in there actual character. However the makers of this film openly chose not to give us an in story explanation and as such this change in this certain main characters actual character comes quite literally out of nowhere 


Now then this film isn't all that bad since there are some things in this film that I actually enjoyed like to example the idea of The Blind Man having a daughter is a good idea. However every good idea that this film has gets thrown out of the window because of the plain and simple fact that the script for this film just isn't as good as the script for the first film and as such these new and actually good and exciting ideas aren't really allowed to flourish because the fact that the script for this film just plain and simply won't let these new , fresh and exciting ideas fully flourish in my opinion anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had a very much grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty one minuets and seven seconds and well if i'm being well and truly freaking honest here people I in all honesty think / feel that this film didn't need to be as long as it is at all in my opinion anyways / at least. This is simply just because i dont really feel that this film has a strong enough story to support this films running of one hour and thirty one minuets and seven seconds and as such this film should have at the very least have been forty five minuets because that's the only amount of running time that this films story has to cover in my opinion anyways / at least.


Now then since this film is meant to be a horror film after all that does infact mean that I have to actually talk about the scares and the kills that are featured / presented to us in this film very film / actual and if i'm being well nd truly very freaking honest in my opinion anyways / at least the cares and the kills that are featured /  presented to us in this very / actual film are a very mixed bag of affairs for me personally. This because even tho the kills are pretty and are pretty creative as well the scares that are featured / presented to us in this very / actual film are what lets the horror aspect of this horror film down quite alot in my opinion anyways / at least since there's nothing that's actually going on in this film but that's just what I think and that's just in my very humble and as well as being in my very honest opinion anyways / at least.


Overall as you can most likely already tell from what i've said in this very review I in all honesty really think / feel /felt that this film was a huge step down in quality from the first film. Now i've talked about all of the good things and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very / actual film in this very / actual review and as such that means that this film gets a total grand score of a 5.5 out of 10 from this horror fan.

Now then as for where I got all of the images that I used in this very review well then boys and girls I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very / actual review from the official Disney fandom wiki page , the official Sony Pictures Universe Of Marvel Characters and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get the images that are actually from this film and that that I personally / actually used in this very review being Google Images this is simply because Google Images actually has alot of images from this film and plus alot of / nearly all of the images that are from this film and that are currently up on Google Images are all fairly high in quality and as well as being fairly high definition and as always we end this review as we always do which is with one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams indeed.





















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