My First Impressions Of The Resident Evil Live Action TV Series

 

Resident Evil fans the day that you have all been dreading is now sadly finally here because Netflix have dropped all eight episodes of the show that nobody wanted. Which means that yours truly has to check it out and in order to give this show a fair shake i'm doing this post based of off the first two episodes of the show and so then join me as I give you my first impressions of the show that nobody wanted with the show in question being called simply just "Resident Evil" enjoy.

The plot of these first two episodes does seem a little hard to figure out not because it's complicated but rather it's virtually none existent. Which for any form of media is always going to be a bad thing since you then rob your show of it's reason to exist and that's sadly what's happened here and it's been robbed of it's chance to get any fans because nobody is going to want to watch a show that has no storyline attached to it in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

Starring in these first two episodes is Lance Reddick as Albert Wesker and Ella Balinska as Older Jade Wesker. Also starring in these first two episodes is Siena Agudong as Older Billie Wesker , Tamara Smart as Younger Jade Wesker , Anthony Oseyemi as Roth , Mpho Osei Tutu as Yen , Nicholas Pauling as Tate , Richard Wright-Firth as Maskey , Adrienne Pearce as Mrs Morgan , Michelle Allen as Rhonda and Lauren Steyn as Carol.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in these first two episodes well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in these first two episodes was in all honesty OK at best. This is of course no fault of the cast but rather the episodes scripts which gives all of the actors literally nothing to work with in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

As much as i'd like to credit the correct VFX companies for these two episodes I sadly can't because of the fact that I can't find out who did the VFX for these first two episodes. Which in this case because the CGI that we get in these first two episodes ranges from OK at best to just flat out bad with these first two episodes using CGI in places where you didn't need to use CGI which just goes to show you that makers of this show care more about using flashy effects then they do about telling a good or even a decent storyline in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

It's been a very rough couple of months for the Resident Evil franchise with the film Resident Evil: Welcome To racoon City bombing hard at the box office and now this show getting released with very little to no fanfare. I don't know why Americans seem to be having a very hard time adapting this franchise recently when it should be the easiest franchise in the world to adapt since all your doing is telling a zombie survival story and that's it and yet filmmakers and show makers seem to either not make it fun enough or make it so much fun that it basically becomes a parody of itself in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

For some strange reason the makers of this show thought that it was a good idea to tell this story across two different timelines. Which to be fair isn't that bad of an idea on paper but when you factor into account that this show really doesn't have a story to tell let alone one that you need to tell across two different timelines then the whole thing really does just start to crumble in on itself in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

I will give these first two episodes and thus this show this it is trying to do something new however what that something even is is anybodys guess. Since this show doesn't seem to all that inspired if anything this show comes across as being nothing more then a soulless and lifeless cash grab and nothing more then that since this show and thus these first two episodes is lacking in every single aspect in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then these first two episodes have a combined grand total running time of exactly one hour and fifty minuets exactly. With episode one being one hour one minuet and fifty six seconds and and episode two being forty nine minutes and fifty nine seconds which is basically fifty minuets and yeah you really do feel each and every second of it since these first two episode are just that freaking dull and boring in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then since this show is a horror show after all that means that I have to actually talk about the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in these first two episodes and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in these first two episodes was in all honesty not that bad. With these first two episodes having some fairly decent scares in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall you always want to start out with your best foot forward and well these first two episodes sadly aren't this show putting it's best forward since both episodes are lacking in every single aspect in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things about these first two episodes in this very post and i'm not going to be reviewing this show at all since it is such a bad show but as is tradition I also won't be giving these two episodes and rating either.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very post well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very post from the official Resident Evil fandom wiki page , the official Netflix fandom wiki page , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.

The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto Film Review

 

Rob Zombie is a very divisive director when it comes to his horror movies with people either really loving his work or people really hating his work. However even his most die hard of fans seem to forget that he's also made an animated film that's also based of off his own comic book and that's the film that i'm going to be taking a look at today and so then join me as I review the film that is to date the only animated film that Rob Zombie has ever made with the film in question being called simply just "The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto" enjoy.

The plot of this film is after his love interest is kidnapped by a mad scientist a luchador and his spy sister have to team up to get her back before it's far to late. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad even tho it was kind of weak tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.  

Starring in this film is this films co-writer Tom Papa as El Superbeasto and Sheri Moon Zombie as Suzi-X. Also starring in this film is Paul Giamatti as Dr. Satan / Steve Wachowski , Rosario Dawson as Velvet Von Black , Tom Kenny as Otto / Rover/ Old Man and Herbie , Brian Posehn as Murray The Robot , Sid Haig as Captain Spaulding , Bill Moseley as Otis Driftwood , Daniel Roebuck as Morris Green , Danny Trejo as Boss Rico , Cassandra Peterson as Amber , Dee Wallace as Trixie and Ken Foree as Luke St. Luke.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. Which considering just how bad this films script is that the fact that this film had somewhat decent acting within it is a truly good thing indeed in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

Doing the animation for this film is Carbunkle Cartoons and a little known animation studio called Big Star Enterprise. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual animation that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual animation that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad which for what is basically an independent film is kind of a shocking thing in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

I'm not going to lie the only reason as to why I wanted to even do a review of this movie was for the fact that three possibly even four characters from The Devil's Rejects make an appearance in this movie. Which is weird because they literally have the actress for Baby Firefly in this movie and yet the character of Baby Firefly remains silent all throughout the movie and so it just felt weird not hearing that character speak whilst Captain Spaulding and Otis speak in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

I will say that if your like me and your a horror fan then you'll be spending alot of this films very short running time just spotting all of the horror references and all of the horror knock off characters. Which as a horror fan I did like but at the exact same time those references don't really work interms of the world that this film is set in but it is fun just to spot all of these horror references tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

All of this films characters just come across as being either really dumb or rather annoying as all heck which doesn't do them any kind of favours whatsoever. Since it makes all of this films characters come across as being rather unlikable which I get it that might be the point when it comes to the villain of the film but when even your main hero just comes across as being rather unlikable then you have a huge problem in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and seventeen minuets and thirty two seconds. Which is the absolutely perfect amount of time for this film to last since there really isn't enough there in terms of either plot and or even story and so stretching this film out to even one hour and thirty minuets would be stretching this films already fairly thin story even thinner in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then since this film is a comedy after all that means that I have to actually talk about the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film is in all honesty not that bad. Since alot of this films horror references are indeed fairly funny but those are the only good or even semi decent jokes that this film has in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall this film is just like every single other Rob Zombie film even down to the casting of certain characters and so then I can't really see this film making any non fans into Rob Zombie fans in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.

Bloody Summer Camp Film Review

 

Slasher fans the camp slasher movie is a sub-genre that's all but dead nowadays however it was really big in the nineteen eighties. Well there's one horror film that's just been released that aims to recapture the magic of that type of slasher film for better or for worse and so then join me as I review the film that is pretty much a love letter to camp setting slasher movie with the film in question being called simply just "Bloody Summer Camp" enjoy.

The plot of this film is a bunch of camp councillors are being stalked by a masked serial killer and have to put an end to this massacre before it's far to late. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film is really generic but at the same time that's also the point of the film tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Dave Sheridan as Sheriff Wilmore and horror legend Felissa Rose as Michelle Crowell. Also starring in this film is Rita Christine as Victoria Parker , Cody Faulk as Todd , Samantha Fouse as Stacy , Michelle Goodwin as Ms. McGlynn , Jesse L. Green as Henry Brahts , Matthew Hammond as Donnie Brahts , Christian Jensen as Larry , Rick Jermain as Deputy Sidowra , Spartacus Jones as Cornelius , Bobby Langford as Bob Lahey , Kay Leahy as Tiffany , Brendan Lynch as Donnie , Michael McGlynn as Roger , Julie Anne Prescott as Nurse Korek , Chanda Rawlings as Kimberly and Gretchen Settle as Felicia.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really bad. Even for a low budget horror movie the acting that we get in this film is really bad and that's saying something in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

This film is trying to be a ripoff of both the original Friday The 13th and Sleepaway Camp however it fails to recapture what made both of those films so memorable. Mainly having a memorable killer who actually has a motive and that is something that this film is very sorely lacking since this films killer isn't memorable and has no motive and so this ripoff comes of as being both cheap and lazy at the exact same time in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

If anything this film feels alot more like an homage to the summer camp set slasher films since this films has alot of the tropes that we'd see in those films. However instead of doing something new or even commentating on those tropes the film just does those tropes and that's it and that's not good enough because it's not doing something new or even interesting with those tropes in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

This film does try to tell a solid mystery however it fails to do the one good thing that all mysteries should do and that's give us clues. Which is a key thing for a mystery film to do as it allows us the audience to work out who the killer even is and by stripping us of clues then your robbing us of the chance to work out who the killer even is and that's not a good thing at all in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

To this films credit it is an entertaining film to watch since it does do a somewhat good job of telling a good story. However the reveal of the killer makes no sense even when the film goes into great detail of how this person committed these crimes it still makes no sense but I get the feeling that this film wasn't trying to make sense and was instead just trying to be a bogstanderd love letter to the slasher summer camp genre of the nineteen eighties in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly two hours and five minuets and thirty seconds. Which for a slasher film is such a long time and heck this film really doesn't need to be that long at all since you very easily could have had this film come in at well under one hour and thirty minuets and you'd have to lose nothing that's actually important to the actual plot of the film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then since this film is a slasher film that means that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film are in all honesty not that bad at best. Since alot of this films kills take place of screen and the ones that we do get to see while uninspired do have some pretty cool makeup effects for this films low budget in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall this film is a fun ride if your a die hard of slasher movies that are being set at a summer camp since there's alot of tropes in there that you'll recognise but this is still a really bad film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and well then that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 4 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.

Land Of The Dead Film Review

 

Horror fans there are some people that are just straight up legends within the horror genre and one of those people is writer , director and producer George A. Romero. With the man having made some of the best zombie movies ever made however when it comes to his zombie there's always one film that people forget about and that's the film that i'm going to be talking about today and so then join me as I review the film that brought the Living Dead franchise back from the dead with the film in question being called simply just "Land Of The Dead" enjoy.

The plot of this film is a commander of crack military unit has to go into a zombie ridden city to get as many people as he can out before the city becomes even more overrun by Zombies. Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad with my main issue being that it doesn't feel like a plot of a freaking Living Dead film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.   

Starring in this film is Simon Baker as Riley Denbo , John Leguizamo as Cholo DeMora and Dennis Hopper as Paul Kaufman. Also starring in this film is Asia Argento as Slack , Robert Joy as Charlie Houk , Eugene Clark as Big Daddy Zombie , Joanne Boland as Pretty Boy , Tony Nappo as Foxy , Jennifer Baxter as Number 9 Zombie , Boyd Banks as Butcher Zombie , Jasmin Geljo as Tambourine man Zombie , Maxwell McCabe-Lokos as Mouse , Tony Munch as Anchor , Pedro Miguel Arce as Pillsbury and Shawn Roberts as Mike.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. With all of this films cast members turning in some really good performances which considering that the script for this film is pretty bad is a miracle indeed in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

This film is the fourth film in the Living Dead franchise however it's also the one that doesn't feel like a Living Dead film. Since this film plays out more like the original live action Resident Evil sequels then it does a Living Dead film since everything that we've come to expect from one of these films is all but gone and is replaced with explosions which is fine for a Resident Evil film but is not fine for a Living Dead film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

What I really did find to be rather enjoyable about this film is the fact that this film explores what the criminal underworld would look like in a possible zombie apocalypse. This is something that to my knowledge hasn't really been explored in zombie media since we mostly see what happend to those that follow the law and so it was rather interesting to see what the criminal underworld would look like in a possible zombie apocalypse in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Another interesting thing that was added to this film is the fact that the Zombies in this film have basic human emotions. This is such a cool idea because it opens it up to the fact that the zombies could be turning human and this is something that hasn't really been touched upon in alot of zombie media and i'm not sure why because it then opens up the discussion of is it right to be killing of these zombies or not and that is such a cool idea in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

There's really no interesting characters in this film at all since all of this films characters are just one dimensional characters. This is a huge problem since we all know that when he really wants to writer , producer and director George A. Romero can indeed write some really good characters and yet for some strange and rather unknown reason for this film he chose to take the Resident Evil live action film sequels approach and not make any interesting characters at all in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty six minuets and fifty two seconds. Which was a bit on the long side for this film since for the vast majority of the film nothing is actually happening to advance the overall plot of the film and so what we are left with is a bunch of one dimensional characters just talking to each other and that's it and that makes the film feel quite boring in places in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then since this film is zombie film that means that I have to talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film are in all honesty not that bad. With this film actually having some rather fun , creative and gory kills within it in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall this film is a fairly bad film but it's also a very well made film since everything from a technical standpoint in this film is very well put together but it's also quite clearly George A. Romero not at his best in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the image that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.

Men Film Review

 

Horror fans i'm sure that you all don't really need me to be telling you this but A24 have been killing it with their horror films recently and now the company is back with yet another new horror film. Which I will admit just by the title alone made me think that this film was going to be full on woke however with the film now being out i'm pleased to say that it's not full on woke and so then join me as I review the weirdest horror film released this year with the freaking film in question being called simply just "Men" enjoy.

I really do wish that I could tell you whatever the plot of this film was however this films is so weird and strange that I have no idea what it actually is. This right here is a huge problem for me as it made it very hard for me to connect with or even engage with the film because I had absolutely no idea what was going on and as such I really do think that somebody should have told writer and director Alex Garland what the actual plot of this film even is in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Jessie Buckley as Harper Marlowe and the great Rory Kinnear as Geoffrey and all of the other men in the village. Also starring in this film is Paapa Essiedu as James Marlowe and Gayle Rankin as Riley I will admit that I was shocked at how small of a cast that this film has but I really do feel that this works well enough for the films advantage in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. With all of this films actors and actresses really knocking it out of the freaking park acting wise in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

A special shout out has to go to Rory Kinnear who plays several characters in this one film from major characters to characters that only appear in one or even a few scenes. Yet he manages to make them all stand out and give them each their individual personality and so your not going to confuse one of his characters with the other and on top of all of that he also turns in a great performance as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.  

Now then if your expecting this film to be anything like the great EX Machina then lower your expectations. Since this film is nowhere even close to being in the same league as EX Machina since that film has an actual plot that you can actually make out and isn't just crazy and weird just for the sake of being crazy and weird which is the case with this freaking film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Not really helping things with this film is the fact that this film is really confusing which makes the film very hard to follow. Which only serves to leave you scratching your head wondering what you've just been watching which is something that should never be the case if you want to make a movie that makes people smarter then do it but don't do it in a way that leaves that same audience confused as all heck which is also very sadly the case with this freaking film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

What I really did like about this film is the fact that it really does take it's time to scare you which for me at least is a good thing. As it allows tension to be built up which does make any scares that we get in this film all the more rewarding because even tho we know that it's coming because of how well built up the tension is your all the more scared when it does eventually happen in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty six minuets and twenty nine seconds. Which for a film that's this confusing and very hard to follow is bit on the the long side but again to this films advantage this films pacing is really good with this film really just flying by so much so that you don't even realise that your near the end of the film which is always a freaking good thing for me personally in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then since this film is a horror film that means that I have to actually talk about the actual scares that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual scares that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film are in all honesty pretty bad. This is not a knock on the film tho it's just because I personally didn't find this film to be that scary but I can see other people finding this film to be really scary tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall while this film isn't a bad horror film it's also clearly not the best horror film that A24 have released thus far and it's also not a film that I can see staining their record of good horror movies either in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 7.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.

Firestarter 2022 Film Review

 

Stephen King fans the horror legend has made tons of horror novels over the years and sadly alot of those books don't always equal good movies. Well now we have another new Stephen King adaptation to add to this list of films and it's a film that has has such a poor marketing campaign that i'd be surprised if any of you even knew that this film was out and so then join me as I review the film not alot of people would even know is even a thing with the film in question being called simply just "Firestarter" enjoy.

I really have no idea whatever the plot of this film is not because it's a super deep and complicated plot but because of the fact that this film has no plot to speak of whatsoever. This is always the first sign of a bad movie since your film really does need a plotline in order to fully justify it's existence and when you rob a film of having a plot line then your also robbing it of it's reason to even exist in the first place and no matter how you look at it that will always be a very bad thing indeed in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

Starring in this film is High School Musical star Zac Efron as Andrew "Andy" McGee and Ryan Kiera Armstrong as Charlene "Charlie" McGee. Also starring in this film is Fear The Walking Dead star Sydney Lemmon as Victoria "Vicky" Tomlinson-McGee , That 70's Show star Kurtwood Smith as Dr. Joseph Wanless , John Beasley as Irv Manders , Michael Greyeyes as John Rainbird and Gloria Reuben as Captain Hollister.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. However that's also the issue as this films acting isn't that good either since for good performance we get in this film we get one that's equally bad as well and that really does bring down the overall quality of the acting that's in this film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

For once i'm stuck on who is actually doing the CGI for this film since no company is listed anywhere on the internet. Which in this case is a very good thing indeed because I hated this films over relicense of CGI since every single piece of fire that Charlie uses in this film is CGI and just looks horrible heck if anything they should have stuck to just doing practical fire effects since this film quite clearly didn't have a big enough budget to produce effects that are even just OK in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.  

This film is of course remake or a reboot of the 1984 Drew Barrymore film and the 1980 Stephan King novel of the exact same name. While I cannot for the life of me say which is better I can say that this film feels alot more like Carrie then it does anything else since there is a sequence in this film that would be right at home in a Carrie adaptation but here it just seems wrong and out of place now weather or not this sequence in either the original film or in the book I don't know but it is something that shouldn't have been included in this film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

This film puts quite a bit of time and effort into making us care about the relationship between Charlie and her father Andy. Which does make alot of sense and it is something that I liked in this film since given the subject matter it makes sense to build up their relationship both before and during the events of this film however the payoff to all of this build up just doesn't work for me since it seems a bit off which I don't know if this pay off was in the book and the original film but it is something that should have been tweaked to better suit this film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

There are some scenes that are in this film that are very hard to see which does make this film very borderline unwatchable in parts. Which is a shame because the parts that are very hard to see at times are giving out some vital plot information and so I really do think that some effort should have been into making this film a little bit more easier to see since that help the film out quite a bit in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty four minuets and twenty seconds. Which is a bit of a long running time for a film like this one and not really helping things is the fact that this film pretty much has no plot to speak of and so you just end up watching a ton of boring scenes and very exciting and very cool five minuet scene near the end in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then since this film is a horror film after all that means that I have to actually talk about the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this film was in all honesty really bad. Since there was nothing really scary in this film and all of this films deaths were for the most just the same and with very badly done CGI which made those deaths laughably bad in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall while I cannot say if this film is a good remake or a good reboot a can say that this film is pretty bad film and as such I can very easily see why this film was released on both streaming and into cinemas because this film is just that bad in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad in this very film in this very review that means that this film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.