Wednesday, 20 July 2022

Resident Evil: Apocalypse Film Review

 



Resident Evil fans with the new Resident Evil live action Netflix TV series currently proving to be a bomb for Netflix I thought that now was the absolutely right time to take a look at the only live action RE film that alot of people and die hard fans alike agree is actually pretty freaking good and so join me as I review the film that is the only actually good live action Resident Evil film with the film in question being called simply just "Resident Evil: Apocalypse" enjoy.

The plot of this film is Alice is forced to team up with a group of survivors in order to escape Raccoon City before the evil Umbrella Corporation close the city and blow it up. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good since it was a fairly entertaining plot in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is of course franchise star Milla Jovovich as Alice and Sienna Guillory as Jill Valentine. Also starring in this film is Oded Fehr as Carlos Olivera , Thomas Kretschmann as Major Timothy Cain , Sophie Vavasseur as Angela "Angie" Ashford , Razaaq Adoti as Sgt. Peyton Wells , Jared Harris as Dr. Charles Ashford , Mike Epps as Lloyd Jefferson "L.J." Wade , Sandrine Holt as Terri Morales , Matthew G. Taylor as Nemesis , Zack Ward as Nicholai Ginovaef and Iain Glen as Dr. Alexander Isaacs.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. With alot of this films cast turning in some really good performances with Milla Jovovich of course being the true standout actress in this film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.



This film does introduce alot of fairly popular characters from the games and unlike the Netflix show this film handles these characters really well. I can't say if they are on par with their video games counterpart but interms of this film and this film only all of this films video games characters are written really well and are actually treated with alot of love and respect in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


This film does have a direct connection to the first film with the character of Nemesis being a mutated version of the Matthew "Matt" Addison character from the first film. I personally really liked this connection as it makes the world that these films take place in feel a lot larger and it makes Umbrella Corporation seem alot more evil then what they already are as they could just take anybody good and pure and turn them into an evil killing machine and that does make them seem alot more like a threat in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

To me this film is the best live action Resident Evil film since it's such a fun movie to watch whilst also being quite entertaining. However tho there are things that are I don't like like for example the character of Terri Morales is a completely useless character who could have been removed from the film and the main plot of the film wouldn't have changed at all heck this character doesn't even have any interesting or entertaining scenes and so I have to wonder why this character was even included in the film since she's such a useless character in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


What seemed a little bit of to me is that in this film Alice is written alot more like Sarah Conner from Terminator 2: Judgement Day. Which while it would make sense if this film was set months or even years after the first film but it's not it's meant to be set at the latest a few days after the first film and so she should still be written like the Alice that we saw in the first film and so having her act like a Sarah Conner type of character really doesn't make any kind of sense what so freaking in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then while I cannot for the absolutely life of me remember whatever this films grand total running time even was I do know that for a fact that this film had a running time of roughly ne hour and thirty minuets. Which I really didn't like but at the same time I understood why this film was a short as it was would I liked it if this film had been longer yes because you could have developed alot of the side characters alot more but at the exact same time this film really doesn't have enough story to cover a longer running time in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now then this film is pretty much an action film and so then that means that I have to talk about the actual action that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual action that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. Since alot of this films action was really entertaining and when it needed to be it was really over the top and very entertaining to watch in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 


Overall while this film does start the tradition of making this franchise more of an action franchise then a horror franchise this film is still quite an entertaining and very fun film to watch in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 6.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams. 




















Saturday, 16 July 2022

The Bloody Man Film Review

 



Horror fans the eighties seems to making a big comeback with it being represented everywhere on TV and on movies. However very few of those products have stars from a classic slasher franchise in them and well that's not the case for this film and it was this kind of casting that made me want to check this films and so then join me as I review of the freaking film that reunites to of the A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master cast with the film in question being called simply just "The Bloody Man" enjoy.

I really do wish that I could tell you what the plot of this film even is however it really doesn't have a plot at all. Which is the first of many red flags that this film has since when you rob a film of it's plot then you rob it of it's reason to even exist and that's sadly what this film and when you add in the fact that this film is filled up with really annoying characters it means that all your left doing is watching a bunch of really annoying characters just go abut their day to day lives and that's fun , interesting or even entertaining in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Tuesday Knight as Kim Harris , Lisa Wilcox as Laurie Harris and KateLynn E. Newberry as Audrey. Also starring in this film is Roni Jonah as Peggy , Brian Cage as The Voice Of Barbarian Man , Paul Gregory as Charles , this films co-writer and director Daniel Benedict as Diner Manager , Spencer Kingsley as Nate , Jeremy Carr as Daniel Harris , Ellie Parker as Stacy , Dominick Wilkins as William Hyde , this films co-writer Casi Clark as Mrs. Richard , Jason Crowe as The Devil and David Daniel as Sam Harris.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty for the most part pretty bad. With all of this films younger cast members turning in some awful performances and both while both Tuesday Knight and Lisa Wilcox turn in decent performances it's not enough to up the overall quality of the acting in this film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.



Usually when a horror movie has a really annoying character they usually make that character a side character. However this film chose to make it's main character a really annoying character with this kid doing nothing but shouting at people for the vast majority of the film which makes him come across as being a really annoying character and for somebody who is meant to be your hero of this story that is not a very good thing at all in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


As I stated at the start of the review this film does reunite to stars from A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master. With those stars being of course Tuesday Knight and Lisa Wilcox both of whom look really good for people who are pushing sixty however tho despite those two being the two biggest named actors in this film they shockingly don't share any scenes together which could have been a really cool thing to see in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

What could have mad there reunion just that little bit sweeter was if at some point during this film they played Running From This Nightmare. Which would have worked in this film since this film is set in the eighties and the main character is seen suffering from nightmares so it wouldn't seem like an out of place song to use and it would have been a much better fit then all of the over generic eighties pop and rock songs that show up during this film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


This film does try to do the whole your stepmother isn't going to replace your mother plotline from a lot of films that feature stepmother character. However this film does it poorly by making every single character including the stepmother really annoying characters and so you don't want to see any of this films characters come out of this film alive because of how annoying they are in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly two hours and thirteen minuets and fifteen seconds. Which for a film that only should have been one hour and thirty minuets means that this film is way longer then it really needs to be since this film only has enough story to last one hour and thirty minuets and so the director of this film should have been a lot more strict on cutting down all of the really pointless scenes that add nothing to the overall plot of the film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now then since this is a horror film that means that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film are at best OK. Which for this film having something that's OK is amazing and I will admit that some of this films are fairly creative at best in my freaking opinions anyways /at least.


Overall this film is both a bad representation of the eighties and a bad representation of eighties horrors films in general and both of which make this film out to be a very bad film indeed in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 3.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.


















Thursday, 14 July 2022

My First Impressions Of The Resident Evil Live Action TV Series

 



Resident Evil fans the day that you have all been dreading is now sadly finally here because Netflix have dropped all eight episodes of the show that nobody wanted. Which means that yours truly has to check it out and in order to give this show a fair shake i'm doing this post based of off the first two episodes of the show and so then join me as I give you my first impressions of the show that nobody wanted with the show in question being called simply just "Resident Evil" enjoy.

The plot of these first two episodes does seem a little hard to figure out not because it's complicated but rather it's virtually none existent. Which for any form of media is always going to be a bad thing since you then rob your show of it's reason to exist and that's sadly what's happened here and it's been robbed of it's chance to get any fans because nobody is going to want to watch a show that has no storyline attached to it in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 


Starring in these first two episodes is Lance Reddick as Albert Wesker and Ella Balinska as Older Jade Wesker. Also starring in these first two episodes is Siena Agudong as Older Billie Wesker , Tamara Smart as Younger Jade Wesker , Anthony Oseyemi as Roth , Mpho Osei Tutu as Yen , Nicholas Pauling as Tate , Richard Wright-Firth as Maskey , Adrienne Pearce as Mrs Morgan , Michelle Allen as Rhonda and Lauren Steyn as Carol.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in these first two episodes well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in these first two episodes was in all honesty OK at best. This is of course no fault of the cast but rather the episodes scripts which gives all of the actors literally nothing to work with in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.



As much as i'd like to credit the correct VFX companies for these two episodes I sadly can't because of the fact that I can't find out who did the VFX for these first two episodes. Which in this case because the CGI that we get in these first two episodes ranges from OK at best to just flat out bad with these first two episodes using CGI in places where you didn't need to use CGI which just goes to show you that makers of this show care more about using flashy effects then they do about telling a good or even a decent storyline in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


It's been a very rough couple of months for the Resident Evil franchise with the film Resident Evil: Welcome To racoon City bombing hard at the box office and now this show getting released with very little to no fanfare. I don't know why Americans seem to be having a very hard time adapting this franchise recently when it should be the easiest franchise in the world to adapt since all your doing is telling a zombie survival story and that's it and yet filmmakers and show makers seem to either not make it fun enough or make it so much fun that it basically becomes a parody of itself in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

For some strange reason the makers of this show thought that it was a good idea to tell this story across two different timelines. Which to be fair isn't that bad of an idea on paper but when you factor into account that this show really doesn't have a story to tell let alone one that you need to tell across two different timelines then the whole thing really does just start to crumble in on itself in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


I will give these first two episodes and thus this show this it is trying to do something new however what that something even is is anybodys guess. Since this show doesn't seem to all that inspired if anything this show comes across as being nothing more then a soulless and lifeless cash grab and nothing more then that since this show and thus these first two episodes is lacking in every single aspect in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then these first two episodes have a combined grand total running time of exactly one hour and fifty minuets exactly. With episode one being one hour one minuet and fifty six seconds and and episode two being forty nine minutes and fifty nine seconds which is basically fifty minuets and yeah you really do feel each and every second of it since these first two episode are just that freaking dull and boring in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now then since this show is a horror show after all that means that I have to actually talk about the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in these first two episodes and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in these first two episodes was in all honesty not that bad. With these first two episodes having some fairly decent scares in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall you always want to start out with your best foot forward and well these first two episodes sadly aren't this show putting it's best forward since both episodes are lacking in every single aspect in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things about these first two episodes in this very post and i'm not going to be reviewing this show at all since it is such a bad show but as is tradition I also won't be giving these two episodes and rating either.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very post well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very post from the official Resident Evil fandom wiki page , the official Netflix fandom wiki page , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.


















Monday, 27 June 2022

The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto Film Review

 



Rob Zombie is a very divisive director when it comes to his horror movies with people either really loving his work or people really hating his work. However even his most die hard of fans seem to forget that he's also made an animated film that's also based of off his own comic book and that's the film that i'm going to be taking a look at today and so then join me as I review the film that is to date the only animated film that Rob Zombie has ever made with the film in question being called simply just "The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto" enjoy.

The plot of this film is after his love interest is kidnapped by a mad scientist a luchador and his spy sister have to team up to get her back before it's far to late. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad even tho it was kind of weak tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.  



Starring in this film is this films co-writer Tom Papa as El Superbeasto and Sheri Moon Zombie as Suzi-X. Also starring in this film is Paul Giamatti as Dr. Satan / Steve Wachowski , Rosario Dawson as Velvet Von Black , Tom Kenny as Otto / Rover/ Old Man and Herbie , Brian Posehn as Murray The Robot , Sid Haig as Captain Spaulding , Bill Moseley as Otis Driftwood , Daniel Roebuck as Morris Green , Danny Trejo as Boss Rico , Cassandra Peterson as Amber , Dee Wallace as Trixie and Ken Foree as Luke St. Luke.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. Which considering just how bad this films script is that the fact that this film had somewhat decent acting within it is a truly good thing indeed in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 



Doing the animation for this film is Carbunkle Cartoons and a little known animation studio called Big Star Enterprise. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual animation that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual animation that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad which for what is basically an independent film is kind of a shocking thing in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 


I'm not going to lie the only reason as to why I wanted to even do a review of this movie was for the fact that three possibly even four characters from The Devil's Rejects make an appearance in this movie. Which is weird because they literally have the actress for Baby Firefly in this movie and yet the character of Baby Firefly remains silent all throughout the movie and so it just felt weird not hearing that character speak whilst Captain Spaulding and Otis speak in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

I will say that if your like me and your a horror fan then you'll be spending alot of this films very short running time just spotting all of the horror references and all of the horror knock off characters. Which as a horror fan I did like but at the exact same time those references don't really work interms of the world that this film is set in but it is fun just to spot all of these horror references tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 


All of this films characters just come across as being either really dumb or rather annoying as all heck which doesn't do them any kind of favours whatsoever. Since it makes all of this films characters come across as being rather unlikable which I get it that might be the point when it comes to the villain of the film but when even your main hero just comes across as being rather unlikable then you have a huge problem in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and seventeen minuets and thirty two seconds. Which is the absolutely perfect amount of time for this film to last since there really isn't enough there in terms of either plot and or even story and so stretching this film out to even one hour and thirty minuets would be stretching this films already fairly thin story even thinner in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now then since this film is a comedy after all that means that I have to actually talk about the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film is in all honesty not that bad. Since alot of this films horror references are indeed fairly funny but those are the only good or even semi decent jokes that this film has in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall this film is just like every single other Rob Zombie film even down to the casting of certain characters and so then I can't really see this film making any non fans into Rob Zombie fans in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and plus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.






















Thursday, 16 June 2022

Bloody Summer Camp Film Review

 



Slasher fans the camp slasher movie is a sub-genre that's all but dead nowadays however it was really big in the nineteen eighties. Well there's one horror film that's just been released that aims to recapture the magic of that type of slasher film for better or for worse and so then join me as I review the film that is pretty much a love letter to camp setting slasher movie with the film in question being called simply just "Bloody Summer Camp" enjoy.

The plot of this film is a bunch of camp councillors are being stalked by a masked serial killer and have to put an end to this massacre before it's far to late. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film is really generic but at the same time that's also the point of the film tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Dave Sheridan as Sheriff Wilmore and horror legend Felissa Rose as Michelle Crowell. Also starring in this film is Rita Christine as Victoria Parker , Cody Faulk as Todd , Samantha Fouse as Stacy , Michelle Goodwin as Ms. McGlynn , Jesse L. Green as Henry Brahts , Matthew Hammond as Donnie Brahts , Christian Jensen as Larry , Rick Jermain as Deputy Sidowra , Spartacus Jones as Cornelius , Bobby Langford as Bob Lahey , Kay Leahy as Tiffany , Brendan Lynch as Donnie , Michael McGlynn as Roger , Julie Anne Prescott as Nurse Korek , Chanda Rawlings as Kimberly and Gretchen Settle as Felicia.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really bad. Even for a low budget horror movie the acting that we get in this film is really bad and that's saying something in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.



This film is trying to be a ripoff of both the original Friday The 13th and Sleepaway Camp however it fails to recapture what made both of those films so memorable. Mainly having a memorable killer who actually has a motive and that is something that this film is very sorely lacking since this films killer isn't memorable and has no motive and so this ripoff comes of as being both cheap and lazy at the exact same time in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


If anything this film feels alot more like an homage to the summer camp set slasher films since this films has alot of the tropes that we'd see in those films. However instead of doing something new or even commentating on those tropes the film just does those tropes and that's it and that's not good enough because it's not doing something new or even interesting with those tropes in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

This film does try to tell a solid mystery however it fails to do the one good thing that all mysteries should do and that's give us clues. Which is a key thing for a mystery film to do as it allows us the audience to work out who the killer even is and by stripping us of clues then your robbing us of the chance to work out who the killer even is and that's not a good thing at all in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


To this films credit it is an entertaining film to watch since it does do a somewhat good job of telling a good story. However the reveal of the killer makes no sense even when the film goes into great detail of how this person committed these crimes it still makes no sense but I get the feeling that this film wasn't trying to make sense and was instead just trying to be a bogstanderd love letter to the slasher summer camp genre of the nineteen eighties in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly two hours and five minuets and thirty seconds. Which for a slasher film is such a long time and heck this film really doesn't need to be that long at all since you very easily could have had this film come in at well under one hour and thirty minuets and you'd have to lose nothing that's actually important to the actual plot of the film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now then since this film is a slasher film that means that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film are in all honesty not that bad at best. Since alot of this films kills take place of screen and the ones that we do get to see while uninspired do have some pretty cool makeup effects for this films low budget in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall this film is a fun ride if your a die hard of slasher movies that are being set at a summer camp since there's alot of tropes in there that you'll recognise but this is still a really bad film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now then i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and well then that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 4 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.


















Monday, 13 June 2022

Land Of The Dead Film Review

 



Horror fans there are some people that are just straight up legends within the horror genre and one of those people is writer , director and producer George A. Romero. With the man having made some of the best zombie movies ever made however when it comes to his zombie there's always one film that people forget about and that's the film that i'm going to be talking about today and so then join me as I review the film that brought the Living Dead franchise back from the dead with the film in question being called simply just "Land Of The Dead" enjoy.

The plot of this film is a commander of crack military unit has to go into a zombie ridden city to get as many people as he can out before the city becomes even more overrun by Zombies. Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad with my main issue being that it doesn't feel like a plot of a freaking Living Dead film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.   


Starring in this film is Simon Baker as Riley Denbo , John Leguizamo as Cholo DeMora and Dennis Hopper as Paul Kaufman. Also starring in this film is Asia Argento as Slack , Robert Joy as Charlie Houk , Eugene Clark as Big Daddy Zombie , Joanne Boland as Pretty Boy , Tony Nappo as Foxy , Jennifer Baxter as Number 9 Zombie , Boyd Banks as Butcher Zombie , Jasmin Geljo as Tambourine man Zombie , Maxwell McCabe-Lokos as Mouse , Tony Munch as Anchor , Pedro Miguel Arce as Pillsbury and Shawn Roberts as Mike.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really good. With all of this films cast members turning in some really good performances which considering that the script for this film is pretty bad is a miracle indeed in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.



This film is the fourth film in the Living Dead franchise however it's also the one that doesn't feel like a Living Dead film. Since this film plays out more like the original live action Resident Evil sequels then it does a Living Dead film since everything that we've come to expect from one of these films is all but gone and is replaced with explosions which is fine for a Resident Evil film but is not fine for a Living Dead film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


What I really did find to be rather enjoyable about this film is the fact that this film explores what the criminal underworld would look like in a possible zombie apocalypse. This is something that to my knowledge hasn't really been explored in zombie media since we mostly see what happend to those that follow the law and so it was rather interesting to see what the criminal underworld would look like in a possible zombie apocalypse in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Another interesting thing that was added to this film is the fact that the Zombies in this film have basic human emotions. This is such a cool idea because it opens it up to the fact that the zombies could be turning human and this is something that hasn't really been touched upon in alot of zombie media and i'm not sure why because it then opens up the discussion of is it right to be killing of these zombies or not and that is such a cool idea in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


There's really no interesting characters in this film at all since all of this films characters are just one dimensional characters. This is a huge problem since we all know that when he really wants to writer , producer and director George A. Romero can indeed write some really good characters and yet for some strange and rather unknown reason for this film he chose to take the Resident Evil live action film sequels approach and not make any interesting characters at all in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty six minuets and fifty two seconds. Which was a bit on the long side for this film since for the vast majority of the film nothing is actually happening to advance the overall plot of the film and so what we are left with is a bunch of one dimensional characters just talking to each other and that's it and that makes the film feel quite boring in places in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now then since this film is zombie film that means that I have to talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film are in all honesty not that bad. With this film actually having some rather fun , creative and gory kills within it in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall this film is a fairly bad film but it's also a very well made film since everything from a technical standpoint in this film is very well put together but it's also quite clearly George A. Romero not at his best in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the image that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.


















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