Wednesday, 23 March 2022

It Follows Film Review

 



Horror fans there are alot of mainstream horror films out there and while it's good to watch one of those every once in a while sometimes what you crave the most is an indie horror film. Which as luck would have it I just so happen to own a really good horror indie film on DVD so then join me as i review what is quite possibly the absolutely scariest indie horror film ever made with the film in question being called simply just "It Follows" enjoy.

The plot of this film is young girl by the name of Jay finds herself the target of supernatural entity that will only stop stalking her when she's dead and so then it's up Jay and all of her friends to put a stop to this supernatural entity before it's far to freaking late. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking good with this films main storyline being genuinely rather freaking refreshing in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Maika Monroe as Jaime "Jay" Height , Keir Gilchrist as Paul Bolduan and Daniel Zovatto as Greg Hannigan. Also starring in this film is Jake Weary as Hugh / Jeff Redmond , Olivia Luccardi as Yara Davis , Lili Sepe as Kelly Height , Bailey Spry as Annie Marshall , Debbie Williams as Mrs. Height , Ruby Harris as Mrs. Redmond , Leisa Pulido as Mrs. Hannigan and Ele Bardha as Mr. Height.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking good. With all of this films teenaged cast members really doing a good at portraying their respective characters in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now then this film has a cool looking opening one long take shot which I just love simply due to the fact that's a really hard shot to pull of. Since you need to cue several people at several different times and those can't afford to mess up since if they miss there cue or if they mess up a line of dialog the entire shot has to start over again from the very beginning and so it's always impressive to see a film pull of one of these shots in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


This film is one of the very few films that actually requires you to pay attention as to what's actually going on in the background. This is because any of the background characters are acting as the current embodiment of this films main villain and so then you have to keep an eye out on all of the background characters because you never freaking know which one of them is going to be freaking stalking Jay next and that is always going to be a very freaking super creepy thing in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Not really helping this film is the fact that we don't really get to find out literally anything about any of our main cast of characters. As such all of our main cast of characters just come across as being very one dimensional characters whom just so happen to have very little to no personality trait whatsoever which doesn't give us any character to form any connections to in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Also not really helping this film is the fact this film does tend to drag on quite a bit with there being quite a few scenes that add up to nothing in the grand scheme of things. This is a shame because when the film does get back to it's actual plot it's gets to be quite entertaining very quickly it's just a shame then that this film has quite alot of scenes that really didn't need to be in this very film as they add nothing to over all plot of the film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then while I cannot for the absolutely life of me remember whatever this films exact grand total running time was I do know for a fact that this film had / has an exact grand total running time of roughly one hour and thirty six minuets. Which is a bit of an issue since this film didn't need to be any longer then one hour and thirty minuets but at the exact same time tho when this film does get going it really does just fly by tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now then since this film is a horror film after all that means that we have to actually talk about the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty. Really freaking good with this film being genuinely quite scary and what makes this film really scary for me at least is the fact that it does a good job of building up tension which is something that very sadly not alot of horror nowadays take the time to actually do in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.



Overall this film is a really good indie supernatural horror film and as someone whom really doesn't like supernatural horror films all that much for me to say that this is a good film really does mean something in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review which means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly an 8.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our ne and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.




















Friday, 18 February 2022

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 Film SPOILER FREE Film Review

 



Horror fans we are now officially living in the world of the requel and well there's another new horror movie out that bares the exact same name as the original. Now I will admit that I was cautiously optimistic about this film but there were some subtle red flags here and there like the fact that there was next to marketing in place for this film at all and the fact that the trailer for this film made it look like that the film makers just didn't understand the character of Leatherface at all and so then join me as I review the film that starts of yet another new timeline in this franchise with the film in question being called simply just "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" enjoy.

The plot of this film is some dumb characters go to Texas to help to restart of town and while there hey run afoul of Leatherface and have to try and kill him before he kills all of them. Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking and super freaking generic as all heck in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Sarah Yarkin as Melody , Elsie Fisher as Lila , Mark Burnham as Leatherface and Jacob Latimore as Dante. Also starring in this film is Moe Dunford as Richter , Alice Krige as Mrs. Mc , Jessica Allain as Catherine , Nell Hudson as Ruth , Sam Douglas as Herb , William Hope as Sheriff Hathaway , the returning John Larroquette as The Narrator of this film and finally we also have Olwen Fouéré as Sally Hardesty.

Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. Which considering how bad the rest of the film that is a huge step up altho some bad actors that are in this film tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now then this film continues the trend that was started by Halloween 2018 by having a new installment of a classic horror slasher film franchise ignore the events of all of the sequels and use the exact same title as the first film. However where as Halloween 2018 did that idea so well since it was made by fans of that particular this one does that idea badly and it thus comes across as being made by people whom aren't fans of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre film franchise in my freaking opinions anyways / at leas.


Now then not really helping the film is the fact it really make no sense whatsoever for the character of Sally Hardesty to stay in the town where her brother and all of her friends where killed. As such I really do feel that the film could of or even more importantly should have come up with an even better way to get the character of Sally Hardesty back into freaking Texas in my freaking personal opinions anyways / at least.

So now then not really helping things is the fact that pretty all of this films main cast of characters are really unlikable people. Which I get it since that they may b the whole point of the film since the film does infact like to poke fun at the more modern culture however that doesn't mean that you have to make pretty much your entire cast of main characters really freaking unlikable people in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Now then it really does say something about this film when even Netflix themselves refuse to put that much effort into actually promoting the film. All in all there were two trailers and one poster and that was it and that's not enough to get people excited about seeing your film as such I really do feel that Netflix should have put alot more effort into actually promoting the film as in the end that would drive more people to create a Netflix account which always going to be a good thing for Netflix in my freaking opinions / at least.

So now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and twenty three minuets and four seconds. Which is in all honesty a bit of a mixed bag for me personally since this film at times feels both to short and at the exact same time to long of a running time which leads to portions of the film that just seem to drag on and on which for me at leas is not a good thing at all in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Now then since this film is a horror slasher film after all that means that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film were in all honesty the best part of the film. Simply because all of this films main cast of characters were super freaking unlikable and as such i couldn't for them to die and plus it really does help that there are some genuinely pretty freaking cool kills in this film as well in my freaking personal opinions anyways / at least. 


Overall while this film is still a bad film I can't in all honesty say that it's worse the 2017 Texas Chainsaw Massacre film which is called simply just Leatherface since that film at least tried to do something new and different in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 4.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official The Texas Chainsaw Massacre fandom wiki page and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our ne and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams. 


















Tuesday, 8 February 2022

Girlfriend From Hell Film Review

 



Horror fans you've seen me review an awful lot of horror movies alot of which have been and alot of which have also been pretty freaking bad. Well todays horror review is sadly based upon that of a bad horror movie in fact this movie is so bad that i've actually considered cancelling this very review because of the fact that the movie was giving me to work with and so then join me as I review the film I just don't recommend anybody to watch with the film in question being called simply "Girlfriend From Hell" enjoy.

The plot of the movie is the devil somehow transports their soul I guess into that of a shy human female and so then it's up to a friend of the human females an i'm not kidding an angel that hunts down the devil to find and kill the devil once and for all. Now then in terms of what I personally thought about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was so freaking bad that it's actually freaking laughable how bad the plot of this actually freaking is in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in this film is Dana Ashbrook as Chaser , Liane Alexandra Curtis as Maggie and Lezlie Deane as Diane. Also starring in this film is Anthony Barrile as Carl , James Daughton as Thomas J. Harper , Sarah Kaite Coughlan as Freda , Gerry Lively as God , Daphna Kastner as A Nun with Gun , Ken Abraham as Rocco , Hilary Morse as Alice , Brad Zutaut as Teddy , Jack West as Hershel and Kim North as Sister Beans.

Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking bad. Like the acting in this film is laughably bad heck i've seen better acting in armature community plays then what was in in this film because the acting that we get in this film is that freaking bad in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.



So now then this movie / film could have mad for a really good episode of the TV show Mystery Science Theater 3000. Since this film just opens itself for jokes being made about it heck i'm in all honesty surprised that the crew that are currently over at Mystery Science Theater 3000 haven't covered this film as it would be absolutely perfect for them and for that freaking show in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Now then this film is so freaking strange since they have Satan travelling across space and possibly even time as a ball of light which yes they don't explain that one little bit of detail at all and secondly because of that this film becomes a science fiction horror comedy film for literally no freaking reason whatsoever. This is something that had me scratching my head because the devil knew that this devil hunter was coming after her (yes the devil is a female in this film I don't get it either) and yet she actively chooses to stay on earth which just goes along freaking way to help to making this film so freaking strange and very freaking bizarre in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then this film isn't even a film that's so bad it's good this film is just nothing more then a bad film. However tho to this films credit it knows that it's a bad film and it does just try to have some fun with the fact that it's a bad film however that doesn't excuse the fact that what you freaking making is a bad freaking film since you still need to be an actually good film to be intentionally funny in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.  


Now then since this film is an actual horror comedy that means that I have to talk the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. Since even tho there were alot of bad jokes in this film there also some quite funny jokes that are actually featured / presented to us in this very freaking film as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty two minuets and thirty six seconds. Which is the absolutely perfect running time for a film like this and given that this film really doesn't have enough there if anything at all to cover a very long running time I can in all honesty that this film running is the right amount of time for this film to last in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Now then this film is also a horror film which means that I have to talk about the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking bad. Simply because isn't that scary with the film makers putting alot more effort onto the comedy side of this horror comedy when the film makers should have been putting alot effort onto the actual horror part of this horror comedy in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall the only word that I can use to describe this film is bad because everything that's about this film is just straight up bad yes this film can be very unintentionally but that's make this film a good film it just makes a bad freaking film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 4.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Wikipedia , the official Texas Chainsaw Massacre fandom wiki page and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our ne and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams. 




















Tuesday, 1 February 2022

Jersey Shore Massacre Film Review

 



Horror fans sometimes you just really want to watch a really bad horror movie and well I was in one of those moods. Which meant I had to go out and find a really freaking bad horror movie which as luck would have it I did and well since I had to suffer through this trashtapiece of film i'm going to make you all suffer as well and so then join me as I review the film that should have been alot freaking funnier then what it actually ended up being with the film in question being called simply just "Jersey Shore Massacre" enjoy.

The plot of this film is a group of friends head to the beach for a weekend of fun and partying however all of that is put to astop when a serial killer starts killing them all of one by one. Now then in terms of what I in all honesty thought about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking bad just because it wasn't that imaginative or creative and was just straight freaking lame and bad in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.



Starring in this film is Danielle Dallacco , as Teresa , Angelica Boccella as Dina and Giovanni Roselli as Tony. Also starring in this film is Chris Lazzaro  as Freddy , Nicole Rutigliano as Joanne , Ashley Mitchell as Valerie , Christina Scaglione as Gigi , Brenton Duplessie as Vinnie , Brett Azar as Gino , John Michael Hastie as Joey , Frank Russo Jr. as Michael , Leonarda Jonie as Rosemarie , Shawn C. Phillips as Keith , Richard Christy as Junior , Sal Governale as Dominic , Ron Jeremy as Ronny , Bigfoot as Edgar and Alexis Ford as Alexa.

Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was really freaking bad. Which considering that pretty every actor and actresses that's appearing in / starring in that is really freaking something to say in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 



Now then given this films title and the fact that one of this films executive producers is Jenni 'Jwoww' Farley. You'd have thought the makers of this film would have instead chosen to make this film a complete parody of the then hit MTV show Jersey Show but nope they didn't heck they don't even get a cameo from aby of the original Jersey Shore cast members which one there executive producers very easily could have done just by picking up her phone and making a phone call in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 


So now you know that a film is bas when every single one of it's main cast of characters is extremely freaking unlikeable. I'm not kidding either since every single one of this films main cast of characters are just unlikable people which I get it might be the point the whole main joke of the film but you still need to have actual likable characters in your main cast of characters since those or the group of characters that we the audience are going to be spending alot of time with and yet when you make all of your main cast of a characters it's not even close to being a good thing at all what so freaking ever in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then not really helping things at all is the fact that the character of Freddy has this really freaking annoying laugh and a really punchable face. I don't know why the makers of this film chose to give Freddy this really annoying but it doesn't really help things when he bursts out said really annoying nearly five freaking minuets which only serves to make the character of Freddy even more freaking annoying that what he already is / was in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now in what is a rather smart move the makers of this film chose to make this film a freaking horror freaking comedy. However tho the makers of this film chose to leave one very freaking important aspect of that horror comedy tag and that's the actual comedy aspect of this film since yeah there's nothing that's in this film that anybody that's over the are three would find to be freaking funny or even something that would slightly giggle or even chuckle at in my freaking personal opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had a grand old exact running time of exactly one hour and twenty seven minuets and fifty three seconds. Which yeah is the absolutely perfect running time for this film simply because it means that we don't have to put up with annoying characters with either annoying laughs or even annoying accents or sometimes even both for that freaking long which for this film is truly freaking blessing in the disguise in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now then since this film is a horror film after all that means that I have to actually talk about the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was the best part of this film. This is simply because all of this films main cast of characters are very freaking unlikable and so it felt really freaking to be seeing alot of them all die of in this film in what are some really freaking creative ways at least for this films freaking small budget in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 



Overall to say that this film is a bad film would be an insult to actually bad films because this film is so freaking bad tht it deserves to be called it's own unique name because yeah that's how bad I thought that this film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this film in this very review and as such that means that this very freaking film erns itself a grand old score of exactly 1.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official Jersey Shore fandom wiki page , Wikipedia and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our ne and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.




















Friday, 28 January 2022

My First Impressions Of the All Of Us Are Dead Live Action TV Series

 



Horror fans I very rarely if every get excited for a horror TV show mostly because I know that the show in question will never be able to deliver on the good scares on an episode by episode basis. However there is one show that has just started out that actually has some freaking promise and so join me as I give you my first impressions on the show that in all honesty looks like a high school version of Train To Busan with the TV show in question being freaking called freaking simply just " All Of Us Are Dead" enjoy.

The plot of this show is a zombie outbreak occurs in a Korean high school and so all if it's students and most of it's staff have to try and fight to stay alive or risk becoming an actual freaking zombie themselves. Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the plot line that's being featured / presented to us in this show thus far in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot line that's being featured / presented to us in this show thus far is so far at least really freaking good but of course that could change over the coming episodes but so far at least this show is of to a really freaking good start in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Starring in the first two episodes of the show that I watched are Victoria Grace as On-jo and Darren Keilan as Lee Su-Hyeok. Also starring in these first two episodes of this very freaking show are Harrison Xu as Chung-san , Lisa Yamada as Hyo-Ryeong and Rich Ting as Chief Of Staff Seon-Moo. Yes this post is being based of the English dubbed version of the show which isn't ideal to say the least but it was the only version of the show that I could find and yes so far at least this dubbing is pretty freaking good in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in these first two episodes well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in these first two episodes was in all honesty really freaking. I of course cannot speak for the Korean but the dubbed acting does so far at least seem to be really freaking good in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now these first two episodes of this show gave me some very freaking serious Highschool Of The Dead vibes. Which isn't a bad thing since I loved that show but the same time when your to bust reminding people of another zombie school themed show then your clearly not doing something right which is a shame because a zombie outbreak occurring in a high school is a genuinely good freaking idea in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 


Now then I will very fully admit that the only reason as to why I watched Train To Busan yesterday was incase of the fact that this show gave me some serious Train To Busan vibes. Which in all honesty was a good thing because of the fact that this film did infact give me some serious Train To Busan vibes mostly in how the zombie in these first two episodes were being portrayed since they were being portrayed in the exact same way as they were being portrayed in the film Train To Busan which was a pretty freaking bad thing in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then I really did like the high school setting of the first two episodes simply because it means that we get to see alot more zombies. Which in all honesty actually makes these first two episodes seems a lot more creepier and a lot more epic and scarier then what they actually are because now there are at least a couple of thousand zombies all around the school and and any of them could attack our main cast of heroes or even characters at any freaking second which is just a freaking cool idea in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 


Now then one of the things that I really did hate about this first episode is the fact that it takes nearly the entire first episodes running time to get to some actual zombie action. With the res of episode ones running time being used to show the characters in school and what there private lives are like which in all honesty really does make that first feel alot more like a high school drama series that you would see airing on the The CW and not an actual zombie show / or even zombie series in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then episode one had a grand total running time of exactly one hour and six minuets and twenty seconds where as episode twos running time was exactly one hour and ten minuets and one second which means that both of the episodes combined had a grand total running time of exactly two hours and sixteen minuets and three seconds. Which having a zombie run well over an hour long per episode isn't that much of a good thing because each episode feel like it's a being a chore to sit through and that's the one things that you don't really want to be the freaking case in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Now then since this show is a zombie show that means that I have to actually talk about the actual zombie killings that are actually featured / presented to us in these first two episodes and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual zombie killings that were actually featured / presented to us in these episodes weren't all that bad. Since even tho yes they were just the stereotypical zombie bite kind of kills the kills in these first episodes actually added to the overall drama of this shows first two episodes in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 


Overall this show does so far at the very least seem to be off to a guard start and the IMDB ratings for both of these first two episodes does seem to reflect that this is a good show to watch in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very episode in this very post and since this post is just me giving my first impressions of this very show I will not be giving a rating for this show as this isn't a review of the show itself but rather my first impressions of the show itself.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very post well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very post from the official Train To Busan fandom wiki page , Wikipedia and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our ne and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams. 






















Thursday, 27 January 2022

Train To Busan Film Review

 



Horror fans you've all seen me review plenty of horror films from North America and while that won't be stopping anytime sometimes it's nice to look at how horror is done in other countries in this great big world of ours. So I thought that i'd take a look at what is quite possibly Asian horror movie ever made and join me as I review what is quite possibly a really freaking loved zombie horror movie with the film in question being called simply just "Train To Busan" enjoy.

The plot of this film a group of passengers are stuck on a train when a zombie outbreak occurs and have to somehow survive the oncoming zombies before the train reaches it's final destination. Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot of this film in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot of this film was in all honesty really freaking good and it's main setting actually helps make the film ten times more creepier and thus scarier then what it actually is in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 



Starring in this film is Gong Yoo as Seok-woo , Kim Su-an as Su-an and Ma Dong-seok as Yoon Sang-hwa. Also starring in this film is Jung Yu-mi as Seong-kyeong , Choi Woo-shik as Min Yong-guk , Ahn So-hee as Kim Jin-hee , Kim Eui-sung as Yon-suk , Choi Gwi-hwa as The Homeless Man , Jang Hyuk-jin as Ki-chul , Park Myung-sin as Jong-gil , Ye Soo-jung as In-gil and Jeong Seok-yong as The Captain Of The KTX.

Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very very film was really freaking. Which was something that I wasn't in all honesty expecting to be the case at all since i've never even seen a South Korean horror film and so I have no idea what to expect from this film acting wise and I was shocked to see that this film had some really freaking good acting within it in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Now then what alot of people don't know is that this film actually spawned an anime prequel film with that film in question being called simply just Seoul Station. From what I can gather that film features none of the characters from this film and instead focuses on events that are leading up to the events of this film which is in all honesty a really freaking good way to do an actual prequel film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


So now then this film does what very few other zombie films dare to actually do and that's to actually make you care about this films main cast of characters. No joke here this film had me caring so much about it's main cast of characters that I was close to actual tears by the end of the film and that is something that literally no other zombie film has ever done and it's such a shame because of the fact a freaking zombie movie is where you should be caring the most about your freaking cast of main freaking characters in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then believe it or not there were somethings that I really didn't like about this film like the fact that this film rally doesn't give us a clear set of zombie rules. Like we we have no idea if these zombie operate by either sight or sound because of the fact that both of those rules just come and go as and when the film wants it to which makes it harder for me personally to be scared for these characters because I have no idea on how zombies are going to react in certain situations which for me at least is a very freaking ad thing indeed in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 


So now then the other things that I really didn't like was the character of Su-an just because she came across as being annoying to me personally. Plus she wasn't really acting like how a kid would act at the start of the film like for example regardless of how you feel about the parent a kid will always be happy that they now own two freaking games consoles even if it is the exact same console but I will also admit that the writing for this character could have made this character alot more freaking annoying that what she actually ended up freaking being in my freaking personal opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and fifty eight minuets and eight seconds. Which is in all honesty a tad bit on the much more longer side for a story like the one that we have in this film since there's no reason whatsoever as to why this film absolutely needed to be nearly freaking two freaking hours long since you very easily could have told this films exact storyline in about one hour and forty to possibly even one hour and forty five minuets long in my freaking personal opinions anyways / at least.


So now then this film is of course a horror film of course and that means that I have to actually talk about the actual scares and or kills that are featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual scares and or kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film were really freaking good. Yes the kills in this film were basic getting bitten by an actual zombie kill but what made this film scary was it's setting because setting the film on a train means that even going to the next car is a life threatening  mission and that makes this film all the more scarier in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.


Overall this film was such a good zombie film was it the best zombie film ever made nope not by a freaking long shot but it's easily the second best zombie film ever made behind the original Dawn Of The Dead in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly an 8.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review the official Train To Busan fandom wiki page and lastly also from Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get the images that are actually from this film and that that I personally / actually used in this very review being Google Images this is simply because Google Images actually has alot of images from this film and plus alot of / nearly all of the images that are from this film and that are currently up on Google Images are all fairly high in quality and as well as being fairly freaking high in freaking definition and as always we end this review as we always do which is with one and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very freaking unpleasant dreams indeed.


















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