Resident Evil: Degeneration Film Review

 

Resident Evil fans the Resident Evil franchise seems to only spawn bad or guilty pleasure live action movies. However there's one piece of media that even most die hard Resident Evil fans don't even talk about and those are the 3D CGI animated movies and well I thought that I would put a stop to that today and so then join me as I review the film that actually brought to key characters back together for the first time in decades with the film in question being called simply just "Resident Evil: Degeneration" enjoy.

The plot of this film is Claire Redfield and Leon S. Kennedy stumble onto a company whom plans to use a new virus called the G-Virus and sell it of to the highest bidder. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad with this films plotline being genuinely quite engaging in parts in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Paul Mercier as Leon S. Kennedy , Alyson Court as Claire Redfield and Laura Bailey as Angela Miller. Also starring in this film is Roger Craig Smith as Curtis Miller , Crispin Freeman as Frederic Downing , Mary Elizabeth McGlynn as Rani's Aunt , Michelle Ruff as Rani Chawla , Michael Sorich as Senator Ron Davis , Steven Blum as Greg Glenn and Salli Saffioti as Ingrid Hunnigan.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very was in all honesty really freaking good. Which really shouldn't come as a surprise to absolutely anybody whatsoever as alot of this films cast are alot of really good voice actors in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Doing the animation in this film is of course the legends and the greats that are currently over at Digital Frontier. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual animation that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that he actual animation that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was for the most part really good but then there are some scenes that have the animation quality of a last Playstation 2 video game in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then unlike the live action Resident Evil films this film is actually set within the exact same continuity as the games. With this film taking place inbetween a few of the games which does make this film feel less important because of the fact that we know that all of the key characters that are in this film are going to make it out OK because of the fact that appear in the later games but having this film set within the same continuity as the Resident Evil games is also a very good thing indeed in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

I think that we can all agree that this film is at it's best when it's in the airport simply because a zombie that's set within the confides of an airport has to my knowledge never been done before. This very idea right there is more then strong enough to support an entire and it makes the movie all the more scarier because of the fact that the zombies could quite literally come out of absolutely anywhere whatsoever in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

I really do think that this film becomes less interesting the very second that they leave the airport simply because of the fact that it then becomes just another generic zombie movie with no creative locations. Which is such a freaking shame because with the airport setting this film would already have a really freaking creative location for a freaking zombie movie in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then while I cannot for the absolutely life of me remember whatever this films exact grand total running time was I do know that for a fact this film has / had an exact grand total running time of roughly one hour and thirty minuets. Which if true is a bit on the short side for a film like this simply because there's so much more there interms of plot and story and squeezing it all into one one hour and thirty minuet just does such a disservice to this film and to this films main plotline in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then since this film is a horror film after all that means that I have to actually talk about the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. With this films zombies looking really good the only issue is tho is that they do nothing that's new or all that interesting with the zombies in this film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

Overall this film whilst being a really fun and entertaining film is also a film that wastes it's unique airport setting however when this film does get something right tho it really does get it right in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that me and that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 6.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally used in this very review from Amazon . Co .Uk , IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our ne and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams. 

Night Of The Demons 1988 Film Review

 

Horror fans it's been a good few months since I last reviewed an eighties horror film and well then I thought that now was the absolutely right time to take a look back into the world of eighties horror and well then I do have a film for you. Since this film dares itself to be better then both Friday The 13th and A Nightmare On Elm Street and I know this because it says so right there on the poster so then join me as I review the film that kickstarted an entire franchise with the film in question being the original 1988 film version of "Night Of The Demons" enjoy.

The plot of this film is a group of friends go to a party and each one of them becomes possessed and it's up to two of the friends to fight against the demon upraising if they hope to survive the night. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film is in all honesty not that bad but that's also the issue since this films plotline isn't that particularly all of that very good either in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

Starring in this film is Dallas star Cathy Podewell as Judy , franchise star Amelia Kinkade as Angela Franklin and William Gallo as Sal Romero. Also starring in this film is Alvin Alexis as Rodger , horror scream queen and horror legend Linnea Quigley as Suzanne , Lance Fenton as Jay Jansen , Hal Havins as Stooge , Allison Barron as Helen , Philip Tanzini as Max , Jill Terashita as Frannie and Donnie Jeffcoat, Jr as Billy.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking bad. Apart from Linnea Quigley whom is just a joy to watch in this film the acting from the rest of cast as wooden at best and that is never a freaking good thing at all in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then as I quite clearly stated at the very start of this film review this film wad the first film in a franchise of films. Since this film spawned two sequels both of which also starred Amelia Kinkade as Angela Franklin and I 2010 remake and well I have to wonder how the makers of this film got not one but two sequels out of this film since this films storyline was all wrapped up at the end of this film and so making sequel to this film just seemed pointless to me since there's no where that you can now go with the storyline in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

I'm just going to be straight up honest alot of this films main cast of characters are really unlikable characters. Heck I counted only one semi decent person in this entire and the character of Rodger heck even the main female character comes across as being fairly unlikeable at times but she gets of easy compared to her younger brother whom for some strange reason is both unlikable and creepy at the exact same time in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

What I didn't mind about this film is the fact that it had a character that played into the rumours that people were putting razor blades into kids Halloween. Simply because it not only has a great if somewhat predictable pay off but it also adds some dark humour to the film and well a film like this really did need to be a comedy since then the filmmakers could say that this film was bad on purpose in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

Since this franchises main villain is Angela Franklin you'd think that the film would go into detail as what it is that makers her this evil person and while the film does somewhat serve as her origin story if you will. There's no screen dedicated to telling us this character is evil she's just evil for the sake of being evil and that doesn't make for an interesting villain it instead makes for a rather boring and bland villain in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty minuets and six seconds. Which is about the right amount of time for a film like this very film to last however it takes almost a full hour to get to the first real kill of the film which means that we are stuck with a bunch of characters that we really don't like however once the kills do start they come fairly quick and fast and the film does pick some pace after that first hour as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then since this film is a horror film after all that means that I gave to actually talk about the actual horror thats actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty I in all honesty thought / felt that the actual actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film wasn't all of that very good. Since this film isn't all that scary and while we do get some really cool kills alot of this film kills happen off screen which is always going to be a very bad thing indeed in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall this really doesn't need saying but i'm going to say it anyways but I think that this film is a really bad film yes there is a lot potential in this film but it's bogged down by a really bad script amongst many other things in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and well then that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 4.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our ne and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.

It Follows Film Review

 

Horror fans there are alot of mainstream horror films out there and while it's good to watch one of those every once in a while sometimes what you crave the most is an indie horror film. Which as luck would have it I just so happen to own a really good horror indie film on DVD so then join me as i review what is quite possibly the absolutely scariest indie horror film ever made with the film in question being called simply just "It Follows" enjoy.

The plot of this film is young girl by the name of Jay finds herself the target of supernatural entity that will only stop stalking her when she's dead and so then it's up Jay and all of her friends to put a stop to this supernatural entity before it's far to freaking late. Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking good with this films main storyline being genuinely rather freaking refreshing in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Maika Monroe as Jaime "Jay" Height , Keir Gilchrist as Paul Bolduan and Daniel Zovatto as Greg Hannigan. Also starring in this film is Jake Weary as Hugh / Jeff Redmond , Olivia Luccardi as Yara Davis , Lili Sepe as Kelly Height , Bailey Spry as Annie Marshall , Debbie Williams as Mrs. Height , Ruby Harris as Mrs. Redmond , Leisa Pulido as Mrs. Hannigan and Ele Bardha as Mr. Height.

Now then interms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking good. With all of this films teenaged cast members really doing a good at portraying their respective characters in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then this film has a cool looking opening one long take shot which I just love simply due to the fact that's a really hard shot to pull of. Since you need to cue several people at several different times and those can't afford to mess up since if they miss there cue or if they mess up a line of dialog the entire shot has to start over again from the very beginning and so it's always impressive to see a film pull of one of these shots in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

This film is one of the very few films that actually requires you to pay attention as to what's actually going on in the background. This is because any of the background characters are acting as the current embodiment of this films main villain and so then you have to keep an eye out on all of the background characters because you never freaking know which one of them is going to be freaking stalking Jay next and that is always going to be a very freaking super creepy thing in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Not really helping this film is the fact that we don't really get to find out literally anything about any of our main cast of characters. As such all of our main cast of characters just come across as being very one dimensional characters whom just so happen to have very little to no personality trait whatsoever which doesn't give us any character to form any connections to in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Also not really helping this film is the fact this film does tend to drag on quite a bit with there being quite a few scenes that add up to nothing in the grand scheme of things. This is a shame because when the film does get back to it's actual plot it's gets to be quite entertaining very quickly it's just a shame then that this film has quite alot of scenes that really didn't need to be in this very film as they add nothing to over all plot of the film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then while I cannot for the absolutely life of me remember whatever this films exact grand total running time was I do know for a fact that this film had / has an exact grand total running time of roughly one hour and thirty six minuets. Which is a bit of an issue since this film didn't need to be any longer then one hour and thirty minuets but at the exact same time tho when this film does get going it really does just fly by tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then since this film is a horror film after all that means that we have to actually talk about the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty. Really freaking good with this film being genuinely quite scary and what makes this film really scary for me at least is the fact that it does a good job of building up tension which is something that very sadly not alot of horror nowadays take the time to actually do in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall this film is a really good indie supernatural horror film and as someone whom really doesn't like supernatural horror films all that much for me to say that this is a good film really does mean something in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review which means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly an 8.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from IMP Awards . Com and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our ne and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 Film SPOILER FREE Film Review

 

Horror fans we are now officially living in the world of the requel and well there's another new horror movie out that bares the exact same name as the original. Now I will admit that I was cautiously optimistic about this film but there were some subtle red flags here and there like the fact that there was next to marketing in place for this film at all and the fact that the trailer for this film made it look like that the film makers just didn't understand the character of Leatherface at all and so then join me as I review the film that starts of yet another new timeline in this franchise with the film in question being called simply just "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" enjoy.

The plot of this film is some dumb characters go to Texas to help to restart of town and while there hey run afoul of Leatherface and have to try and kill him before he kills all of them. Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking and super freaking generic as all heck in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Sarah Yarkin as Melody , Elsie Fisher as Lila , Mark Burnham as Leatherface and Jacob Latimore as Dante. Also starring in this film is Moe Dunford as Richter , Alice Krige as Mrs. Mc , Jessica Allain as Catherine , Nell Hudson as Ruth , Sam Douglas as Herb , William Hope as Sheriff Hathaway , the returning John Larroquette as The Narrator of this film and finally we also have Olwen Fouéré as Sally Hardesty.

Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. Which considering how bad the rest of the film that is a huge step up altho some bad actors that are in this film tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then this film continues the trend that was started by Halloween 2018 by having a new installment of a classic horror slasher film franchise ignore the events of all of the sequels and use the exact same title as the first film. However where as Halloween 2018 did that idea so well since it was made by fans of that particular this one does that idea badly and it thus comes across as being made by people whom aren't fans of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre film franchise in my freaking opinions anyways / at leas.

Now then not really helping the film is the fact it really make no sense whatsoever for the character of Sally Hardesty to stay in the town where her brother and all of her friends where killed. As such I really do feel that the film could of or even more importantly should have come up with an even better way to get the character of Sally Hardesty back into freaking Texas in my freaking personal opinions anyways / at least.

So now then not really helping things is the fact that pretty all of this films main cast of characters are really unlikable people. Which I get it since that they may b the whole point of the film since the film does infact like to poke fun at the more modern culture however that doesn't mean that you have to make pretty much your entire cast of main characters really freaking unlikable people in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then it really does say something about this film when even Netflix themselves refuse to put that much effort into actually promoting the film. All in all there were two trailers and one poster and that was it and that's not enough to get people excited about seeing your film as such I really do feel that Netflix should have put alot more effort into actually promoting the film as in the end that would drive more people to create a Netflix account which always going to be a good thing for Netflix in my freaking opinions / at least.

So now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and twenty three minuets and four seconds. Which is in all honesty a bit of a mixed bag for me personally since this film at times feels both to short and at the exact same time to long of a running time which leads to portions of the film that just seem to drag on and on which for me at leas is not a good thing at all in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then since this film is a horror slasher film after all that means that I have to actually talk about the actual kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the kills that are actually featured / presented to us in this very film were in all honesty the best part of the film. Simply because all of this films main cast of characters were super freaking unlikable and as such i couldn't for them to die and plus it really does help that there are some genuinely pretty freaking cool kills in this film as well in my freaking personal opinions anyways / at least. 

Overall while this film is still a bad film I can't in all honesty say that it's worse the 2017 Texas Chainsaw Massacre film which is called simply just Leatherface since that film at least tried to do something new and different in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 4.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official The Texas Chainsaw Massacre fandom wiki page and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our ne and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams. 

Girlfriend From Hell Film Review

 

Horror fans you've seen me review an awful lot of horror movies alot of which have been and alot of which have also been pretty freaking bad. Well todays horror review is sadly based upon that of a bad horror movie in fact this movie is so bad that i've actually considered cancelling this very review because of the fact that the movie was giving me to work with and so then join me as I review the film I just don't recommend anybody to watch with the film in question being called simply "Girlfriend From Hell" enjoy.

The plot of the movie is the devil somehow transports their soul I guess into that of a shy human female and so then it's up to a friend of the human females an i'm not kidding an angel that hunts down the devil to find and kill the devil once and for all. Now then in terms of what I personally thought about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was so freaking bad that it's actually freaking laughable how bad the plot of this actually freaking is in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Dana Ashbrook as Chaser , Liane Alexandra Curtis as Maggie and Lezlie Deane as Diane. Also starring in this film is Anthony Barrile as Carl , James Daughton as Thomas J. Harper , Sarah Kaite Coughlan as Freda , Gerry Lively as God , Daphna Kastner as A Nun with Gun , Ken Abraham as Rocco , Hilary Morse as Alice , Brad Zutaut as Teddy , Jack West as Hershel and Kim North as Sister Beans.

Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking bad. Like the acting in this film is laughably bad heck i've seen better acting in armature community plays then what was in in this film because the acting that we get in this film is that freaking bad in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then this movie / film could have mad for a really good episode of the TV show Mystery Science Theater 3000. Since this film just opens itself for jokes being made about it heck i'm in all honesty surprised that the crew that are currently over at Mystery Science Theater 3000 haven't covered this film as it would be absolutely perfect for them and for that freaking show in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film is so freaking strange since they have Satan travelling across space and possibly even time as a ball of light which yes they don't explain that one little bit of detail at all and secondly because of that this film becomes a science fiction horror comedy film for literally no freaking reason whatsoever. This is something that had me scratching my head because the devil knew that this devil hunter was coming after her (yes the devil is a female in this film I don't get it either) and yet she actively chooses to stay on earth which just goes along freaking way to help to making this film so freaking strange and very freaking bizarre in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then this film isn't even a film that's so bad it's good this film is just nothing more then a bad film. However tho to this films credit it knows that it's a bad film and it does just try to have some fun with the fact that it's a bad film however that doesn't excuse the fact that what you freaking making is a bad freaking film since you still need to be an actually good film to be intentionally funny in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.  

Now then since this film is an actual horror comedy that means that I have to talk the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual comedy that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty not that bad. Since even tho there were alot of bad jokes in this film there also some quite funny jokes that are actually featured / presented to us in this very freaking film as well in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then this film has / had an exact grand total running time of exactly one hour and thirty two minuets and thirty six seconds. Which is the absolutely perfect running time for a film like this and given that this film really doesn't have enough there if anything at all to cover a very long running time I can in all honesty that this film running is the right amount of time for this film to last in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film is also a horror film which means that I have to talk about the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking bad. Simply because isn't that scary with the film makers putting alot more effort onto the comedy side of this horror comedy when the film makers should have been putting alot effort onto the actual horror part of this horror comedy in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Overall the only word that I can use to describe this film is bad because everything that's about this film is just straight up bad yes this film can be very unintentionally but that's make this film a good film it just makes a bad freaking film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this film in this very review and as such that means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 4.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from Wikipedia , the official Texas Chainsaw Massacre fandom wiki page and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our ne and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams. 

Jersey Shore Massacre Film Review

 

Horror fans sometimes you just really want to watch a really bad horror movie and well I was in one of those moods. Which meant I had to go out and find a really freaking bad horror movie which as luck would have it I did and well since I had to suffer through this trashtapiece of film i'm going to make you all suffer as well and so then join me as I review the film that should have been alot freaking funnier then what it actually ended up being with the film in question being called simply just "Jersey Shore Massacre" enjoy.

The plot of this film is a group of friends head to the beach for a weekend of fun and partying however all of that is put to astop when a serial killer starts killing them all of one by one. Now then in terms of what I in all honesty thought about the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought that the actual plot that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was in all honesty really freaking bad just because it wasn't that imaginative or creative and was just straight freaking lame and bad in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Danielle Dallacco , as Teresa , Angelica Boccella as Dina and Giovanni Roselli as Tony. Also starring in this film is Chris Lazzaro  as Freddy , Nicole Rutigliano as Joanne , Ashley Mitchell as Valerie , Christina Scaglione as Gigi , Brenton Duplessie as Vinnie , Brett Azar as Gino , John Michael Hastie as Joey , Frank Russo Jr. as Michael , Leonarda Jonie as Rosemarie , Shawn C. Phillips as Keith , Richard Christy as Junior , Sal Governale as Dominic , Ron Jeremy as Ronny , Bigfoot as Edgar and Alexis Ford as Alexa.

Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was really freaking bad. Which considering that pretty every actor and actresses that's appearing in / starring in that is really freaking something to say in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

Now then given this films title and the fact that one of this films executive producers is Jenni 'Jwoww' Farley. You'd have thought the makers of this film would have instead chosen to make this film a complete parody of the then hit MTV show Jersey Show but nope they didn't heck they don't even get a cameo from aby of the original Jersey Shore cast members which one there executive producers very easily could have done just by picking up her phone and making a phone call in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

So now you know that a film is bas when every single one of it's main cast of characters is extremely freaking unlikeable. I'm not kidding either since every single one of this films main cast of characters are just unlikable people which I get it might be the point the whole main joke of the film but you still need to have actual likable characters in your main cast of characters since those or the group of characters that we the audience are going to be spending alot of time with and yet when you make all of your main cast of a characters it's not even close to being a good thing at all what so freaking ever in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then not really helping things at all is the fact that the character of Freddy has this really freaking annoying laugh and a really punchable face. I don't know why the makers of this film chose to give Freddy this really annoying but it doesn't really help things when he bursts out said really annoying nearly five freaking minuets which only serves to make the character of Freddy even more freaking annoying that what he already is / was in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now in what is a rather smart move the makers of this film chose to make this film a freaking horror freaking comedy. However tho the makers of this film chose to leave one very freaking important aspect of that horror comedy tag and that's the actual comedy aspect of this film since yeah there's nothing that's in this film that anybody that's over the are three would find to be freaking funny or even something that would slightly giggle or even chuckle at in my freaking personal opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had a grand old exact running time of exactly one hour and twenty seven minuets and fifty three seconds. Which yeah is the absolutely perfect running time for this film simply because it means that we don't have to put up with annoying characters with either annoying laughs or even annoying accents or sometimes even both for that freaking long which for this film is truly freaking blessing in the disguise in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then since this film is a horror film after all that means that I have to actually talk about the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual horror that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was the best part of this film. This is simply because all of this films main cast of characters are very freaking unlikable and so it felt really freaking to be seeing alot of them all die of in this film in what are some really freaking creative ways at least for this films freaking small budget in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. 

Overall to say that this film is a bad film would be an insult to actually bad films because this film is so freaking bad tht it deserves to be called it's own unique name because yeah that's how bad I thought that this film in my freaking opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good and as well as all of the bad things that are in this film in this very review and as such that means that this very freaking film erns itself a grand old score of exactly 1.5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official Jersey Shore fandom wiki page , Wikipedia and Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get images from this film being Google Images simply because Google Images actually has images from this film up on Google Images and pus pretty much much all of the images that I personally found on Google Images were all fairly high quality and as well as being as fairly high definition and so then horror fans we ends this review as we always do with our ne and true goddess Elvira wishing us all some very unpleasant dreams.